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I thought Moynihan was dead, but was too lazy to Google it. Thanks, RP.

Oh, and speaking of Reagan, I don't even have him on my "next ex president to die" watch. I think he will linger on like this for some time. I think that either Carter or Ford will knock off first. Any takers?

Lies and the Lying Liars that tell them
 

I've already taken Ronnie, sometime shortly after Bob Hope died. So, sure.

Lies and the Lying Liars that tell them
 

Ford wasn't looking so hot at the 2000 convention. Carter seems to be hanging in there. I'm amazed that RWR has lived so long given his meeting with a bullet, cancer, and the like.

Lies and the Lying Liars that tell them
 

Give me $100 on Gerald Ford being eaten by wolves...

You're safe
 

"The RIAA said that while it has not yet filed lawsuits in its current campaign, 'we assure you that we will approach these suits in a fair and equitable manner.'"

When you apply a weasel-to-english translator, this appears to mean "we sue who we want when we want for what we want, bwah hah hah hah."

Did the RIAA hire Enron's publicity outfit by chance?

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Clinton.

Cute babe. Jealous husband. Saturday night special.

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Leave Jimmy Carter the hell out of it!

P(still swooning over his support of the ERA and telling the Southern Baptists to blow themselves over their stupid treatment of women)J

Hot or Not
 

Sally Field in "Smokey and the Bandit" was very cute. Plus, that movie ranks up there as one of the best bad movies. It's not in "Roadhouse" territory of course, but then what is?

Lies and the Lying Liars that tell them
 

Maybe. Wouldn't be Hillary, though. If she wanted to off him she would have done it by now...

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When did Hillary become a man?????????

Lies and the Lying Liars that tell them
 

I think you'll lose that bet.

You're safe
 

It really isn't all the explicable, you just have to watch it. But things are always very long. And big. And numerous.

Lies and the Lying Liars that tell them
 

Hmmm. I always thought it would 'heart attack in the clinch with jailbait' for him.

Oh wait. You meant Hillary?

Hot or Not
 

I love SatB. Jackie Gleason is in classic form. Of course, the movie and its beer-running premise lost some of its oomph when everyone realized that Coors beer SUCKS!

My Personal K
 

Thoughts.

Gerald Ford is circling the drain. Reagan died years ago and has undergone the Walt Disney treatment as part of Nancy Reagan's ongong freak show.

Coltrane had the most unhot comment of the day. It caused me to shift my crush. And I quote "I almost peed my pants...". Men do not "pee", They piss, or take a leak or whizz, but they do not pee. Women and children pee. That's just the way it is. I had a picture of some knockneed, gawky boy with his hands covering just under his crotch while his eyes batted.

To whoever nuked the popcorn as I sit here craving incredible chocolate, which cannot be purchased in DC, FUCK YOU, havent you eaten enough today? Dont get the grease all over the documents!

Britney Spears' "career" is circling the drain. Ship her back to Tuscaloosa or whatever trailer park she came from. The black eyebrows and bleached hair will feel right at home. Its enough already. She is the mojito of bad music.

Sharon Stone is chasing the beauteious Oliver Hudson. I thought I was too old for him, and she looks decrepit. Maybe I should get me some of this sexual peak action. Where at Georgetown U do the lacrosse players hang out?

And where are the balloon, booze and blow?