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12-13-2006 04:02 PM |
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I don't think she was ever a serious nomination. He threw her name out there to honor her for all her hard work... that sort of stuff.
Kind of like Adama naming Kat the new CAG, even though she was about 15 minutes from dying.
That it backfired on Bush so badly - his bad.
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"Harriet -- here, have a seat. I have great news!
I want you to know that I, and my family, deeply appreciate all you've done for us over the years. And I want to honor you for that.
I'm gonna nominate you for SCOTUS. You're going to have a moment in the sun in which the press will pore over every aspect of your life to this day, and you'll be discussed and dissected endlessly on every cable and broadcast outlet, newspaper and worthless blog known to mankind.
Now, we're going into this with the knowledge that you probably won't be confirmed. Now, now -- don't worry. I'm thinking this is going to be all pomp and pageantry, in which all the media outlets and members of Congress say nice things about you, and conclude that you're well qualified, but ultimately decide that maybe we should choose someone else for the seat. And we'll have you step aside gracefully.
Of course, there's a small risk that it could all go horribly awry, with both you and me becoming a laughingstock both in the eyes of Democrats and Republicans everywhere, and this nomination becoming an emblem of my comically bad judgment in office. But I'm sure that's not going to happen.
So. Ready for the press conference?"
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