| paigowprincess |
08-20-2003 10:32 AM |
Announcement
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Listen, you provincial P Diddy fuck, if you knew jack shit about the Patch, you would realize that Mojitos are actually almost passe here. There are two Cuban restaurants in downtown alone cranking out glasses of that minty swill by the thousands. Not only that, but you can now get Mojitos at pretty much every other restaurant or bar - I nearly slapped my friend for ordering one at a Thai restaurant. For fuck's sake, there is even a restaurant here called Mojito -- IN THE GOD DAMN SUBURBS. The only thing more pathetic than the occasional backwardness of the Patch is the clueless fuck who has his head so far up his ass that, when making fun of Minneapolis, he comes off looking like he is from the suburbs of Omaha.
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seriously. where does someone named after a one hit wonder from 1997 get off dissing Minneapolis? The great city that gave us Soul Dancing and Runaway Train. And Prince and Kirby Puckett. Minneapolis is classic hip bc it was the new Seattle in the mid nineties but was under the radar about it. So it didnt get exploited like the real Seattle did. There wasnt a movie made about it with Kevin Bacon's wife and a spawn of chain coffee joints didnt splooge all over everyone's neighborhood as a result. It is the land of the Mary Tyler Moore theme park, sizzling music, hot blondes and homes for under 100K where you can raise your kids to be responsible citizens who would rather kayak than watch schlock telelvision.
And it has PLF who I will mate with and spawn a generation of Paigow Prettys. It is gonna be the new Palo Alto. Buy now. |
