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Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 02-06-2015 12:17 PM

Re: I want to drive a Lincoln and spend my evenings drinking the very best Burgundy.
 
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 494098)
The best part of my job is dealing with a huge range of interesting issues, and getting to pay other lawyers to do the stuff I don't want to do.

What I like most is dealing with a huge range of interesting issues, and getting paid to have my other lawyers do the stuff I don't want to do.

Tyrone Slothrop 02-06-2015 01:01 PM

Re: I want to drive a Lincoln and spend my evenings drinking the very best Burgundy.
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 494100)
What I like most is dealing with a huge range of interesting issues, and getting paid to have my other lawyers do the stuff I don't want to do.

Sounds like both of us are lucky. Events of this week keep reminding me that it can end any day, so count your blessings and don't take them for granted.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 02-06-2015 02:18 PM

Re: I want to drive a Lincoln and spend my evenings drinking the very best Burgundy.
 
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 494102)
Sounds like both of us are lucky. Events of this week keep reminding me that it can end any day, so count your blessings and don't take them for granted.

Damn, now we're starting to sound like my sappy facebook exchanges.

I've found that when I fail to appreciate what I got, the best thing to do is go look elsewhere. Usually doesn't measure up. Of course, Obama hasn't yet offered me an ambassadorship.

Sidd Finch 02-06-2015 02:48 PM

Re: I want to drive a Lincoln and spend my evenings drinking the very best Burgundy.
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 494100)
What I like most is dealing with a huge range of interesting issues, and getting paid to have my other lawyers do the stuff I don't want to do.

I like that too, but I refer to them as my "minions."

Hank Chinaski 02-06-2015 03:18 PM

Re: I want to drive a Lincoln and spend my evenings drinking the very best Burgundy.
 
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 494105)
I like that too, but I refer to them as my "minions."

Mine are "factotums."

ThurgreedMarshall 02-06-2015 03:27 PM

Re: I want to drive a Lincoln and spend my evenings drinking the very best Burgundy.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 494100)
What I like most is dealing with a huge range of interesting issues, and getting paid to have my other lawyers do the stuff I don't want to do.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 494105)
I like that too, but I refer to them as my "minions."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 494108)
Mine are "factotums."

This is a major change in tone from the original GA board.

TM

Sidd Finch 02-06-2015 03:46 PM

Re: I want to drive a Lincoln and spend my evenings drinking the very best Burgundy.
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 494109)
This is a major change in tone from the original GA board.

TM

Says Mr. "I Bill 1300 Hours."

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 02-06-2015 03:55 PM

Re: I want to drive a Lincoln and spend my evenings drinking the very best Burgundy.
 
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 494105)
I like that too, but I refer to them as my "minions."

But some of the other lawyers are my partners.

So I think Hank's "factotums" works better. Unless, of course, you're talking about my factotums' minions.

Replaced_Texan 02-06-2015 05:03 PM

Re: This is amazing.
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 494096)
http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/1t..._020515_tds_59

Skip the McConnell stuff and get to the Florida v. Texas stuff.

TM

[eta: Skip ahead to 4:40 then. - t.s.]

It gets better: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...ushpmg00000078

I really wish they still allowed duels.

Tyrone Slothrop 02-06-2015 05:32 PM

Re: This is amazing.
 
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 494120)
It gets better: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...ushpmg00000078

I really wish they still allowed duels.

Alcee Hastings was impeached by Congress when he was a federal judge. I would imagine that he truly doesn't give a fuck.

Sidd Finch 02-06-2015 05:53 PM

Re: This is amazing.
 
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 494120)
It gets better: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...ushpmg00000078

I really wish they still allowed duels.

Texas restricts the number of dildos you can own, but not the number of guns?

Atticus Grinch 02-06-2015 07:19 PM

Re: This is amazing.
 
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 494122)
Texas restricts the number of dildos you can own, but not the number of guns?

According to the article, it wasn't a restriction so much as an evidentiary presumption that if you owned more than six, you were “promoting” them.

If Texas had a similar presumption for guns, they’d sell by the half-dozen.

Tyrone Slothrop 02-06-2015 07:50 PM

Re: Is Ted Cruz Satan? Discuss.
 
The Economist on American Sniper. What do you think, Sidd?

Replaced_Texan 02-06-2015 11:05 PM

Re: This is amazing.
 
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 494122)
Texas restricts the number of dildos you can own, but not the number of guns?

Not anymore. Gregg Abbot lost that particular case.

You guys don't remember this? For the first half dozen years or so of this board, I ranted and raved against that law and openly defied it.

Hank Chinaski 02-06-2015 11:11 PM

Re: This is amazing.
 
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 494126)
Not anymore. Gregg Abbot lost that particular case.

You guys don't remember this? For the first half dozen years or so of this board, I ranted and raved against that law and openly defied it.

on any given night I might prefer a particular variety of wine, this is why I stock a cellar. is it that way with dildos?


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