Mother's Day Poll
 

Sure, if people like you flowers are overrated. If people don't like you, flowers are better. This was TM asking for suggestions.

Mother's day
 

If you cook like I do, cooking dinner for one's mom is cause for putting one up for adoption.

Mother's Day Poll
 

This was brought to you by "Coffee-Splurted-On-The-Keyboards-Moments", a division of Hallmark.

My Apologies
 

I'm sorry if I caused any problems by posting an unknown person on the Internet to be subject to mockery. Quite frankly, the photos in my series were selected based on facial expression and not how poorly the subject was dressed.

Given that this is the FB, though, it is not surprising that people jumped to the conclusion that I was derisively holding these "private citizens" up for mockery. This was not the case.

Apparently, those in the public domain, such as celebrities and reality tv contestants are valid targets. With this in mind, I have re-envisioned my Fashionable Accountant exhibit and hereby launch it with the following "famous" accountant, Terri "Dirrrrty" Whitson:

http://www.giantgenius.com/images/ca.jpg

Pushy the Puppy
http://www.giantgenius.com/images/stock.jpg

Pictures of Fashionable Accountants, Part One
 

There's a huge difference here, since pushy had the smarts not to link the photo from that person's website. He uploaded it to a non-related server before posting.

(and now, since I resized it, it's loaded on our servers)

Mother's Day Poll
 

My mother got a trip to Mexico, courtesy of my dad. He's tagging along to make sure that she's properly pampered the entire time. I threw in free babysitting for her puppy while they are gone. I think that I'll also get her a solar powered fountain for her deck, because she admired it when we were recently shopping at Smith & Hawkins.

Mother's day
 

Does she have a maid? If not, cleaning of the house is always a nice thing.

And you thought there was racism on AI
 

???????????? If I was within distance to do so and I saw a white person (or any person) sob at that verdict, I'd have relieved that person of some of his/her teeth.

Lets recap:

A probably methed senseless ex-running back/tv star kills his bleach blonde bimbo goldigger ex-wife in a fit of amphetamine psychosis in Brentwood - the center of America's cultutal heartland. Afterward, a cabal of whores including members of the families of all parties write books, cash in and mug for their "15 minutes". The defendant, being wealthy, hires a great trial team who does its job. The prosecutor (obviously not a golfer) tries to put a shrunken golf glove on the hand of OJ. Not surprisingly, it doesn't fit. The jury (likely non-golfers) of people who had nothing better to do with their summer decide to acquit. Afterward, everybody, including the prosecutors, gets rich. OJ goes to Fla where he lives off a fat pension.

It was like a season in America's cultural toilet. Or a study in how to lose a case but get really fucking rich anyway. I'd say it could be likened to Bonfire of the Vanities, but that might equate a filthy star-fucking whore like Dominic Dunne with the likes of Tom Wolfe.

S(same thing goes for the Skakel thing and Robert Blake thing)D

Mother's Day Poll
 

Flowers for everyone!

Thurgreed(and you can stick the thorny rose I send you straight up your ass)Marshall

Fashion emergency
 

What's the most reliable method for removing black uni-ball ink from a cotton blouse?

Pictures of Fashionable Accountants, Part One
 

edited by MR so that big-ass pic doesn't continue to fuck up the forums [/QUOTE]

bc MR has gone stalin board crazy with the edits

http://www.lawtalkers.com/justin.jpg

Pictures of Fashionable Accountants, Part One
 

Easn't the verdict from Judge ih8edjfkjr that they had both behaved like absolute idiots. I mean, I'm not saying that the fruitcake was not a fruitcake, but I think in this instance he was unnecessarily provoked.

My Apologies
 

Can you give her Shaq's feet?

TM

Is Somebody Fixated on Less's Junk?
 

You are right. A picture is worth a thousand words. so sorry.

http://www.lawtalkers.com/justin.jpg

Fashion emergency
 

Take off the blouse, immediately.

RUN to the ladies room. Scream en route to ensure that an uncluttered path opens before you in the halls.

Rinse blouse with cold water, and soak for 5 minutes.*

Put the blouse back on, as is.

Walk back to your office. Slowly. Stop by my office, so we can inspect said spot and ensure it's all out.


Gatti(glad to help)gap





*This part of the advice I'm not sure about. The rest, though, is stone cold solid.

Mother's Day Poll
 

I am not a whore.

Fashion emergency
 

Or, you can get yourself some rubbing alcohol, flush the stain with it a couple of times. Rinse. Don't use anything hot on it, let it air dry.

By the way, if for some reason this doesn't work, or it doesn't quite get it all out, before you wash the shirt, spray a good amount of hairspray on it, let the hairspray dry, wash as normal.

Pictures of Fashionable Accountants, Part One
 

Yep. Sort of like someone poking a skunk with a popsicle stick. One's smelly, the other's stupid.

Would it bc FBPC to post pics of FBers' fashion style?
 

Bc I have this great shot of bilmore at the last FB gettogether.

http://www.vgernet.net/tpelkey/benny...ages/hill6.jpg

Survivor/EcoChallenge
 

Tim Goodman nailed why Survivor remains a compelling show and most of the other reality TV is dreck - http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...8/DD265870.DTL

Burnett's other show - EcoChallenge is also phenom. Check out my posts here -

Day 1 - http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=002Asy

Day 2 - http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...&msg_id=002AwD

Day 3 - http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=002Ay7

Now,

I miss them already
Funbags on a stick figure
Evil Heidi gone

Would it bc FBPC to post pics of FBers' fashion style?
 

Great! You got the shot of me toasting you and Less! How's that going now, anyway?

Fashion emergency
 

Gatti, this is the kind of maternal advice I was looking for, but, you'd might as well tell me where your office is.

Leagl, I've heard the hairspray thing before, but have never tried it, probably because I do not own any hairspray.

Fashion emergency
 

You can get me flowers for mother's day. Unlike ABBA, I like flowers. I don't really like carnations though, and roses are kind of boring.

I never use hairspray on my hair, I keep it around for stain removal though.

Would it bc FBPC to post pics of FBers' fashion style?
 

That was a fun night wasn't it? Sadly for Less, I did not go back to the Twin CIties Ramada. But since we are talking about the hush hush stuff, I thought I would share this pic of you practicing what MR showed you on Rb who was also in town that evening. http://www.vgernet.net/tpelkey/benny.../bottomsup.jpg

Survivor/EcoChallenge
 

Why don't you just repost your posts here? Are they long?

(I say this only because I don't want you to feel you cannot post stuff here that you have posted there. I don't mind the links either though.)

Fashion emergency
 

I've taken to tuberoses lately. Their fragrance becomes stronger at night, and I find it to be almost intoxicating. They're pretty for the first couple of days, but I keep them longer because the fragrance can last to almost a week and a half.

Mother's day
 

My mother (and mother-in-law) each received a basket of fruit and chocolate from Harry & Davids -- my father called to thank me because my mother and I do not speak (which goes to show that you should not generalize about what moms appreciate more than anything else because mine would appreciate it if I would fall off the face of the fucking earth and the bitch would probably push me if I was not the mother of her only grandchild). That was painful. Can someone please explain to me why it always falls upon the woman in a relationship to make sure all holidays, special days, etc. are taken care of for both her own family as well as his??? What the fuck, a man can't order a fruit basket on the fucking internet by himself?? oops, was that my outside voice?


ThrashersFan

Would it bc FBPC to post pics of FBers' fashion style?
 

I told you before, you need to start labeling your pics as you take them. I'm pretty sure that was Mav helping you into the burrito stand.

Mother's day
 

My dad is a physician, and he says that he's happy that he has three daughters because he knows that he'll always be taken care of. Daughters and daughters in law, he says, are the ones that spend the most time in the hospital with sick parents. They fight the most for information, make sure that the patient is getting what they think is the proper care, and spend the most hours on the floor. Obviously, he's generalizing, but anecdotally, it does seem to be the case that women take the care giving role on pretty readily.

Fashion emergency
 

I thought when you got tuberoses, the point was that you couldn't breathe anymore. It would be very mean for someone to give you that.

I'll be here all week.

Mother's Day Poll
 

I hate flowers, they just die. Wanna thrill me on Mom's day (I am one so I guess I am owed a gift or something). Buy me a case of beer and let me sit in the basement (ALONE) and drink with some cigs watching baseball, playoff hockey and NASCAR all weekend.


Thrashers(Food is for the weak)Fan

Mother's Day Poll
 

Will you marry me?

Mother's Day Poll
 

Who the fuck let you into my basement fantasy? Well, okay, but we can't get married until this terrible rug burn on my back heals -- that shit hurts when the shower first hits it.

Smartest move I made was putting a fridge in the rec room because now I don't have to travel upstairs for beer and possible run into a fucking person. Second smartest was ordering the NHL Center Ice package on the dish. Third was putting a slide bolt on the INSIDE of the basement door.

ThrashersFan

Mother's day
 

Ok then.

You should fall off the fucking earth for mother's day. But you can come back the day after.

Survivor/EcoChallenge
 

Because he has an economic interest in getting people to click on those links. If it was anyone other than Less linking to another site in order to generate profits, I would delete the links as spam.....

Survivor/EcoChallenge
 

Wait a second, Less has ALWAYS linked back to his own posts. I suspect that he has an index somewhere that allows him ready access to the links, just in case he needs to reiterate a previously made point.

Mother's day
 

What oops? Take no bullshit and make no apologies. It falls upon the woman until you force it back where it belongs. Next time, do the start-up stuff--get the phone number, buy the gift wrap, whatever, then hand it to your partner with a firm "here, [x occasion] is coming up, you need to do [x--send a card, buy a gift]." Then forget about it for this and all future times. If he blows it, it's not your problem. Once he gets a grip on the concept, then you both can trade off/do favors if you're really busy, you work right next to a mall, etc.

Survivor/EcoChallenge
 

You're getting a little carried away, MR. Take a deep breath and look in the mirror. Say to yourself, "I'm still just MR. I'm still just MR."

Isn't that an admin decision anyway? Didn't you say you were voluntarily removing yourself from the list of admins after we were up and running? How deep into your sick little brain did the limited power from the delete button sink?

TM

Survivor/EcoChallenge
 

Less, are you trying to generate profits? Would you be so shady?

Wait who am I asking, of course you would. Hey you fucker, don't use my site to generate your profits :P


(And before everyone freaks out, no I don't care, like I said the first time.)

Would it bc FBPC to post pics of FBers' fashion style?
 

Bilmore, I didn't know you were a dead, English gay guy, who was once a milkman in Hampshire.

:kisscheek