Mom seeks man to pee on her daughter
 

Yours.

FLo$
 

Since Less mentioned it, is anyone still watching besides me? Rob managed to change his inflection a couple of times on this week's show, which was impressive. I can't believe he is back there trying to "win Erin back" - newsflash, Rob, you never had her!

I agree with Less that it is pretty lame at this point, and yet I can't turn away. Too much time invested now not to see it through.

Minnesota; Cupid
 

Don't be such a hater. Who are you to talk smack about the Center of the Universe (aka Minnesota)?

Besides, deep-fried twinkies are so 2002. The State Fair starts this week and the newest fried food is the deep fried oreo. The newest foods on a stick are salmon on a stick and key lime pie dipped in chocolate on a stick. And there is an event for those who like to combine their eating with running: the Iron Gut Fair Food Adventure Race.

http://www.startribune.com/stories/611/4052299.html

P.S. Paigow, you'd have troublew finding a house for under $100K these days. Even townhouses in unfashionable areas (i.e. Anoka or Coon Rapids) are well above that level.


Cupid Thoughts

How naive are Lisa and her friends to not realize that lots of people might vote for entertainment rather than finding her the best husband? They have to brace themselves for having Robert around for a long time though Kimberly seems to understand that she should mention someone other than him to be voted out.

I never understood why Lisa had such a connection with Paul the playwrite. I thought he was creepy. Oh well, if she thinks he was the right guy for her, she can always date him after the show. She'd give up the $1MM dowry but what the hey -- she'd find out if he wanted her or the publicity and the money.

I like Joe better every week. He is such a nice guy. But I bet Lisa thinks she is too good looking for him. You GA women in the Chi-town area ought to look him up.

The dates on this episode were boring. If Lisa really wanted to find true love, she should be on the producers to give her more time with the guys. It looked like all the dates were in one day and lasted about a 1/2 hour.

Fried Phish
 

From a phish fan site:

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my sources...my good friend of 7 years...my friends uncle (head of mounted police) & jones beach security guard...friend of friend...

mike was giving everyone under the sun (from adults to kids) rides on his IT segway...silly lil scooter...the mother of the 9 yr old allowed this to happen...this "Secluded Boathouse", is neither secluded or a boathouse..there was two normal jones beach secuirty guards there...in case people wanna sneak into the show...(secret entrance)... mike was just taking pictures of the girl on his segway...not good judement , but nothing to get crazy about... ...after ten minutes the girls mother starts freakin out..."were's my daughter"...(mind you the mother was induced with something, eyes bulging, lip biting..typical white trash mom)...mother calls her husband, a hells angel...ten minutes later there are 5 angels making there way through security...mike is confronted...grabbed by the thoat and on his knees getting kicked at...the VIP security guards got in the middle and explained that mike was a celeb, and was a film maker...the funniest part is this...the angels wanted to break his segway, so the one secuirty guard put it in his car and its been sitting in wantagh for the last week and a half...after all of this the daughter explained nothing happended and that was that...long story short...bad judgement, unlucky for mike the girls dad was a druggy/hells angel, a quick rush to judgement, few kicks to the nizzuts,,,,"my bad"...move on...

http://www.phantasytour.com/phish/bo...=186171&page=1

If true, that phuckin' sux.

Spy Kids 3D Game Over (Please!! Let it be over.)
 

Hey -- I'm "pulling a Wonk" (please don't read any perverted meaning into this...) on a Wonk Post!! Isn't that kind of like a free riiiiiiide when you've already paid?

Anyway -- could not agree more. What a pathetic movie. However, during one lame-o scene (which, I realize, doesn't really whittle it down much) my five-year-old turned to his friend (another 5-y-o) and said, "Hey, isn't this movie coooooool?" (which comment was met with hearty agreement from the other 5-y-o). That's the only thing that allowed me to sit through it until the end (that, and that is was pretty short -- was it even 90 minutes?)

Antonio Banderas is in it for, like, 2 minutes. I can just imagine the conversation between him and R. Rodriguez: "Bobby, you're my friend and all, but, really, I think you've cashed in all your chits with me now... Please. No more SpyKids Movies!" (I imagine a similar conversation between him and Selma Hayek.)


The only funny line was uttered by DebtSlave's laminated-list-topper, the one and only Ricardo Montalban. I can't believe this is necessary, but I will include spoiler space...




[Here it is]








As RM is being wheeled through a crowd in his wheelchair, he says, "Don't touch -- this is Corinthian leather!"

FLo$
 

Yes, unfortunately.

spoiler (if there's anyone else watching)




at least Eric is gone. He seemed the most slimy. at least until rob returned. and how did he, of all people, not know the color of her eyes?

These guys have no charisma. they're so bland. and we know she's in it for the money. at least the bachelor provides the illusion that someone actually is a) interesting adn b) in love.

Misc Mecha-Bridezilla
 

Not to mention pierced ears.

For the record, chicks with tats may of course wear white, so long as it is their first wedding. Anyone getting married for the first time may wear white, and honi soit qui mal y pense. Even a white dress at a second wedding is only somewhat iffy since Miss Manners overthrew the old 2nd wedding rules in the '70s (and recycled them for divorces), so long as "wearing white" doesn't mean coming down the aisle on the arm of some random relative purporting to "give you away" while swathed in trains and veiling and orange blossoms and the other sadly typical "wedding" frou frou.

As a wise man once said, a chick with the tat on her tit will probably suck your dick, but I think she's more of a ho-bag for wearing a dress that doesn't cover her shoulders to an ostensibly religious ceremony.

However, I challenge anyone who has ever said "all brides are beautiful as a matter of definition, not aesthetics" to keep a straight face while repeating that phrase at that mugshot.

Spy Kids 3D Game Over (Please!! Let it be over.)
 

That's pretty good, if only because it gives the adults one thing to remember from teh movie. I assume no one under the age of 25 would get that joke.

But did it come with a crystal key?

FLo$; BB4
 

Me too. The unctuous Minnesota guy finally got the boot and I had to stay tuned until he left but now I have to see it through until the painful end.

At least she's got the realistic attitude toward these reality dating shows -- the odds are that it won't last beyond the final episode so go for the money.

It looks like there will be a new Joe Millionaire show on this fall. How are they going to pull that off again -- find women more clueless than the last ones?

BB4:

I really wonder why I watch this one. It is such a yawn. I need a 12 step program to help me stop watching the boring reality shows. But Erica and Jack are lucky Jee wants to play the game without breaking his word. If he used the veto on Justin, they could have kept the Stooges together.

FLo$
 

There are 2 Dallas guys on the show (Wade and Rob) and Wade is a regular on one of the morning shows. I guess Rob was giving out press that him and Wade were buds, and Wade went on the radio show and basically said not true. Poor Rob can't find anyone to love him. Maybe he should hook back up with Paige before she leaves the Metroplex for LA?

I like Chad the best. He is the only one of all these goobers that I would even consider dating. But he needs some help from Kyan with that awful gelled hair look.

Starting a new sock parade
 

They are recycled and sent here:

http://mannotincluded.com/

(spree: online sperm bank that caters to lesbians)

Misc Mecha-Bridezilla
 

I wish more second-time brides would realize that their public stock goes way up when they don't permit bridal showers and hold quiet ceremonies and wear nice, tea-length non-white dresses. As it is, widows dishonor their first marriages by acting as if they'd never occurred and life handed them a do-over, and divorcées processing down the aisle spark fleeting uncharitable thoughts that they should properly be given away by their exes.

Have I told you lately that I HEART you?

Sidney Poitier's son dead
 

Well, not really his son --

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...tonobit20.html

[spree - obit of the man who inspired Six Degrees of Separation]

Misc Mecha-Bridezilla
 

Can I wear a shoulder-bareing (?) dress if I get married by a judge? What about a Unitarian?

Not that I'm planning on getting married any time soon, but I kind of like that look. It may be a moot point since I'm most likely a ho-bag in any event.

Spy Kids 3D Game Over (Please!! Let it be over.)
 

Did anyone else catch Howard Stern this morning, where they replayed (for the benefit of William Shatner) the phony phone call made to George Takei/Sulu from the fan pretending to be Ricardo Montalban? Hilarious. George Takei might be the most underrated weird "celebrity" of all time.

"If you can believe it, I'm leaving tomorrow on a Star Trek cruise. We're leaving from San Pedro. Isn't that funny? Hah hah hah hah hah."