Minnesota; Cupid
 

I think you misread the article. According to the Star Tribune, deep fried Twinkies are debuting this year at the Fair.

http://www.startribune.com/stories/611/4040897.html

[Spree: Bestiality anal sex web site]

Minnesota; Cupid
 

How can you not love a venue that establishes a new key lime pie bar, and then gives creativity free rein and calls it The Key Lime Pie Bar?

Minnesota; Cupid
 

Tempting. But when you get closer to The City, those less sophisticated may wonder, "Is it Breakfast, or is it Art?"

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TRAVEL/08/19....ap/index.html

(spree: felching)

Punk'd
 

Posting articles and links without any comment or even a witty subject line doesn't contribute to the discussion or give the opportunity for SACFTPG (smart assedy comments from the peanut gallery).* You're like one of those people who can't read the newspaper without satisfying the urge to read aloud every story that you find interesting.

Edit to add footnote: *I am stealing this phrase from Shape Shifter.

Minnesota; Cupid
 

Yeah, they should have named it "My Sausage Sister and Me"

No matter where you put the commas in that one, it doesn't come out looking good.

Punk'd
 

Besides, that's QuietAssassin's schtick.

Post-Lunch Reality Ketchup
 

FLo$:
I have just begun watching this since the Return of the Rob. It's so funny. I wonder if his rejected suitor will be on next week to complete the circle.

BB4:
How can you not enjoy the ex-factor? The people are boring but the situation is funny. You have three ex-couples in the final 7 and the stupid contestant claiming to be smart in the history of reality tv. What's not to love.

Other than these and TAR, I am not watching reality tv. RW sucks -- everyone is completely unlikable. RR -- boring.

My current guilty pleasure: the OC.
But I am sure I am the only one watching.

Party On!
 

I think we should bring back Sweaty Hairy Guy in Tighty Whiteys to drop some rohypnol in his mojito and rape him. That'll loosen that clenched sphincter. But only temporarily if enough lubricant and patience is applied.

Minnesota; Cupid
 

Yeah, I read that in the article but was sure I read about them being at the fair last year and thought the article was wrong. According to a Strib archives search, there was an article last August about the fried Twinkies but at a New York restaurant. I guess we're a year behind the times when it comes to deep fried food on a stick. New Yorkers will probably beat us to deep-fried lutefisk on a stick too. Oh the humanity.

Speaking of sweets, Chef Fugee went over the edge, State Fair-wise, and entered several baked goods in the baking competition in the Creative Activities building. Not much hope of a ribbon by looks at the other entries but I've always wanted to do it and thought it would be "fun" to spend the hottest day of the year inside a hot kitchen.

Post-Lunch Reality Ketchup
 

As far as I'm concerned, the ex-factor is a flop. There are no sparks. The only serious emotion was about Scott and Amanda and Scott got himself pulled by the producers for it. So what if three ex-couples are left? Jun and Jee have a secret alliance. Ali and Justin don't have any huge issues. And now Erika and Robert got all grown-up and apologized to each other. Yawn.

Minnesota; Cupid
 

Damn, girl, you are so my SP. I just dropped off my entries for the Oregon State Fair yesterday. I'm not a Baked Goods virgin, though--last year I won a red ribbon for my caramels.

tm

Minnesota; Cupid
 

I have not won any ribbons with these, but with the college football season well nigh upon us, please permit me to share my favorite sausage cheese ball recipe.

http://appetizerrecipe.com/AZ/EasySa...heeseBalls.asp

(spree: not as dirty as it sounds)

For a little extra zip, I like to use extra spicy sausage. If you're feeling particularly saucy, try dipping them in Rotel.

Minnesota; Cupid
 

DO NOT even get me started on the crescent roll/lil smokie pigs-in-a-blanket discussion. I may have to stop at the grocery on my way home tonight...

Armageddon
 

Enrique Iglesias has had his mole removed....

Wacko Jacko is opening up Neverland to some choice invitees, at a price......

Generic Viagra gets FDA approval......

Yili "Eddie" Wang, 24, a NYC college student, is first person arrested for stealing a Segway (okay, actually Wang told The Smoking Gun Web site that he bought the 83-pound gizmo for $75 from a man who was pushing it down the sidewalk in East Harlem but WTF was he thinking?).......

A 30 foot, 10-ton humpback whale leapt out of the water near Australia and pulled the rigging and mast of a family's sailboat along with it as it slid down the boat......


The end of the world is near, people, near I tell you......

This Phish don't swim
 

Does anyone else see the irony of someone posting on a "Phish Phan" site calling someone "white trash" and "druggy"?

not7y(hahahahaha)S