Football and alcohol
 

2 hours ago she said she didn't have a brother. Maybe the family wrote him off?

Football and alcohol
 

That was the brother's boyfriend. He gets huggy when drunk.

Football and alcohol
 

If you paid better attention, this wouldn't confuse you.
We were speaking of husband's brother. At all times. I don't have a brother. Or a sister.

Football and alcohol
 

Is Spanky your Sock?

Football and alcohol
 

So.

Totally.

Busted.

Football and alcohol
 

Point taken.

The Redwalls
 

There are two singers - one is a mini Jeremy Piven and I didn't place the other one. Both are quite good. The guitar player is a mini Stevie Ray.

I love the FCC song. Great lyrics.

Jason Gore, the anti-Sergio
 

It flabbergasts (haha! FLABbergasts!) me that some people are resistant to this idea. It is not the same as "everyone must be rail thin for aesthetic purposes." It is about health, not beauty.

Another pet peeve: Readers writing into fitness magazines all pissed off that the models are superfit and represent unrealistic body types. "These models don't look like me." So the fuck what?

conan tonite
 

And Michael Jackson's dick is naturally sp0lotchy. She didnt used to be so skinny at all.

In other news, I just ate a peanut butter sandwich and an oat cake and I think i am going to vomit.

3d year of law school?
 

My LS roommate's wife is debating some douche about the necessity of 3d year of law school.

http://legalaffairs.org/webexclusive...ub_2yr0905.msp

Actual fashion post
 

Something a little more elegant, a little less butch. Like an Anne Vuille without the headached.

Rockbottom
 

I have hit it. I am tivoing Oprah with Jennifer Aniston. I don't think have seen Oprah since she went all highbrow (late eighties?). My apologies to Dave Letterman.


I don't really have much to say today, especialy given the football posts (take it to the sports board already). If GWNC is here, we can discuss this nice new facial line I discovered- Astara. The hydrating mask is very lite and hydrating.

Has anyone heard the new stuff from Sheryl Crow and Fiona Apple?

And happy birthday to my gay best friend from high school.

Jason Gore, the anti-Sergio
 

I thought it was a fairly balanced article, and I thought the camp came out looking fairly good, even if some kids didn't want to be there.

Football and alcohol
 

I just checked Junior Seau's birthday. Damn. He was tearing things up with that "I've got somethin to say -- I killed your baby today" gameface on.

The Redwalls
 

Hello Sebby

I am so glad you are here to pass this Monday with. How was your weekend? Did you do anything interesting? I did some volunteer work at a charity whihc was very rewarding. I also got a deep tissue massage which left me feeling like I had done some intense yoga- the gal applied an acupresure technique which I have never expereinced before> I recommend this. I also bought a fabulous new cape made of silk and angora. All very rewarding. I did not go see Jackpot though I contemplated it briefly.

3d year of law school?
 

Why is the wife not the douche? If you went to Yale Law School for only 2 years it wouldn't count nearly as much.

The Redwalls
 

You should have gone to see Jackpot.

New Pornographers are here next week. Very much looking forward to it.

3d year of law school?
 

What side is she on? I looked at the article but it looked head-achy to read. The bottom line is after first year its just a money grab. I suppose its disenguous for me to criticise the greedy, but I am hypcratical like that.

The Redwalls
 

How are you so up on these relatively obscure bands (not New Pornos, I know em a little)? Espeically as a married dad of two? Do you have friends your own age who still like to go see live shows?

What I Did in 3d Year of Law School
 

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Actual fashion post
 

I bought a podium cap, I don't know from nothing about these handbands. The podium cap is very comfortable and an alarming shade of red to draw attention to me on the podium, which is my goal.

And fwiw, I don't want any of all of all y'all going out and buying the same podium cap. L-) The whole "Be Like Penske" thing is very very late 90s with a slight revivalist bent in 2001, but note, I ain't no role model.

What I Did in 3d Year of Law School
 

Liar.

http://www.vpul.upenn.edu/ohe/librar...s/drinking.jpg

What I Did in 3d Year of Law School
 

Except for the booze....and the sex...I relive my third year of law school here everyday.

eta: merde! stp!!

Gas
 

It should be $5.00 or more a gallon. Keep raising the taxes until this country is broken of its dependence on the Arabs. We will know the price is high enough when Hummer goes out of business.

What I Did in 3d Year of Law School
 

I learned quite a bit 3rd year. Perhaps if you had matriculated to a better school you would have had an experience closer to mine.

What were your LSAT scores?

The Redwalls
 

I was in Vegas for a bachelor party. I'd write something, but its all been said before...

Nothing revelatory. Nothing creative. No deepening of friendships. No wonderful experience to rememeber forever.

BUT - As a "forget everything and for a brief minute hallucinate yourself into believing there is no job, home and shitass professional sucker existence to go back to" destination, I must admit - Vegas is the shit. I barely knew my name when I left.

I could live the rest of my life in a casino. Its got all I need. Sure, its low brow culture, but fuck it... I've been to most of the nice places. I've done high brow - its overrated. I love the clock-killing part of Vegas. I had no idea when I got up or when I went to sleep or whether I was drinking or anything else before noon.

I know this sounds silly, but how incredible would it be if we banned the observation of passing time? Seriously, if we banned the observance of time as its presently done (and fixated upon by idiots who have a hard on for "being organized and maximizing the day"), life would pass much more pleasurably.

"So, when will that project be finished, Sebastian?"

"When its done."

3d year of law school?
 

She should debate the necessity of the 1st year of LS, because the rule against perpetuities and future interests did nothing for me.

What I Did in 3d Year of Law School
 

I learned quite a bit too. About booze and sex. Hasn't your wife ever told you those stories?!?


47.

What I Did in 3d Year of Law School
 

Was the sex and booze in your 3d year or now?

The Redwalls
 

Any dead hookers?

3d year of law school?
 

They are way too polite. Is there going to be more? Or is it just a little "I think this" "well, I think this" dual article thingy? And, geez, not just assistant, but visiting, and not just visiting, but Hofstra? What is Hofstra, anyway?

3d year of law school?
 

Sure, who cares about the future when your presence is sooo hot!!

:drool:

Gas
 

Dissent, brother. I still don’t pay much attention to gas prices. I’ve just taken to running all my gas bills through the wife’s business. And if I couldn’t do that? I still wouldn’t get all pissed about it. I mean, really... gas is like water. What am I going to do? Go out and buy a Prius? Try driving that in the Winter up here. High gas prices are just one of those things I lament, along with death, wrinkles, having a job and paying taxes. In fact, gas is like taxes. You do everything you can to avoid paying, but when you have to pay, fuck it. Its just a cost of doing business, and there’s no use griping.

I'm getting ass fucked daily in so many other ways... gas seems the least of the offenses...

Can We Just Stipulate to This?
 

A woman who was scheduled to get cosmetic surgery for Extreme Makeover is suing the show after they decided not to provide her the surgery after all.

From the article:

The 31-page complaint begins with the line "Deleese Williams is considered ugly."

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/sto...p-296543c.html

What I Did in 3d Year of Law School
 

3rd year.

I only drink wine now, in moderation, because I am a moderator. And currently I am celibate. Like the babyjesus.

It promotes discipline and focus.

The Redwalls
 

It's Vegas. Who even counts?

Gas
 

Its not like taxes, but other than that I agree with you and less. What are you dissenting about?

The Redwalls Have Ears
 

I know several plumbers, contractors and auto mechanics who have already adopted this approach. The revolution has not yet come to pass, however, and we remain mired in temporal chains forged by our own unthinking adherence to an inherently fascist conception of "time" as a quantifiable commodity. Dude.

The Redwalls
 

I am all for this, and it will be my mantra when I quasi-retire. In fact, my weekend was a warm-up. I pulled an all-nighter for shits and giggles on Friday night, and went straight to the Cal game and started drinking beer at 11:30 a.m. I was passed out at 7:00 p.m., slept 15 hours, and then went to an Octoberfest beer-a-thon yesterday afternoon, which led to $2 all-night Happy Hour until 2:00 a.m. I hurt, but it was worth it.

Jason Gore, the anti-Sergio
 

Has there ever been a camp where there weren't at least some kids didn't want to be there?

I once attended a nerd camp that had a fat camp right across the way, and the two groups did a few things together in an ad hoc way (it was quite the social scene, let me tell you). For the most part the camp seemed to be a good thing, except for the couple of girls who really should not have been there at all, whose only problem was their (or their parents') body image.