LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
And then there's the O'Farrel, where, for a substantial chunk of change, magazine-quality strippers will openly offer to suck your cock.

Doubt it. Except for Tower, Brobeck partners were never "magazine quality" before, and I doubt they're getting prettier with the passage of time.

pony_trekker

08-21-2003 01:30 PM

Miso horny

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Despite the deep respect I have for the integrity of reporting by Fox News, I call bullshit. Hors d'oeuvre, canapés, amuse-bouches and antipasti, yes. Sushi, no. All the sushi chefs I have met (okay, seen on guest spots on Martha Stewart Living) are all about cleanliness and purity. Where do they find Japanese food craftsmen willing to put raw fish on a stripper? Where do they find strippers who can lay still for three hours without getting the DTs? And what do they use for a cutting board? Inquiring minds . . .

Isn't fox who broke Hunting for Bambi?

notcasesensitive

08-21-2003 01:30 PM

Gangbangers in Dodge Stratuses

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Plus, of course, the fact that some of these cars were rediculously easy to break into. At some point, I became convinced that people would pick the lock on my Honda not because they wanted to steal anything, but just to take a shortcut.

Also, of course, certain cars will always be higher up on the list due to the number of cars on the market. Accords and Camrys are among most stolen because they are among most produced/most purchased models. Many European makes lack the numbers in the US to make the list. I think the high Accord numbers for several years also had to do with marketability of parts.

Growing up as a VW owner, we were among the most broken into, but not stolen. That was because of the non-factory stereos. I can't even tell you how many times my stereo was stolen out of my Scirocco in college (five, if I had to guess). One time they used a crowbar to pry my passenger door handle off, costing me/my insurance co. (literally) thousands of dollars for a $100 stereo and an antiquated radar detector. Hey, fuckers, just break the fucking window.

Penske_Account

08-21-2003 01:33 PM

Fleeting fame and more.

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter

Be forewarned: it is all about the Benjamins, or, more traditionally, the Andys. And I'm not talking about a few lonely bills from the atm. A proper evening in the Champagne Room requires a stack of twenties thicker than most closing binders. Think spending money like a drunken broker.

I have probably been to stripper bars 300....400....500 times. I enjoy admiring the nuditity of nekkid women and am also a fan of the interpretive dance that can go along with stripping. However, I never much went in for this lapdancing phenomenon and I think mostly for $$$$ factor. Rather than lay down mucho benjis for pseudo sex, I would just assume drop a Grover or two, get a room at the W, a Pretty Woman to go and get my money's worth. Is this so wrong?

To me its comparable to the choice between watching Skinemax porn-lite and Cream Pie Party Girls #12 (or #8, those two are the best of the series) or Gang Bang Debutantes #36-if I want porn, I wanna see the whole enchilada (whether Vanessa Del Rio is in the movie or not).

Penske_Account

08-21-2003 01:35 PM

Socks

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Originally posted by MisterEbola
Any more acronyms that you could possibly have added in your 36-word post??? Anttwat.

IMHO, no, although OTOH maybe.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

08-21-2003 01:38 PM

Socks

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
IMHO, no, although OTOH maybe.

GO.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

08-21-2003 01:43 PM

Strippers

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Doubt it. Except for Tower, Brobeck partners were never "magazine quality" before, and I doubt they're getting prettier with the passage of time.

I guess I should have said "Mitchell Brothers." Although, in the waning days, I bet plenty of Brobeck partners would have been happy to suck cock for their hourly rate.

NotFromHere

08-21-2003 01:44 PM

Gangbangers in Dodge Stratuses

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Also, of course, certain cars will always be higher up on the list due to the number of cars on the market. Accords and Camrys are among most stolen because they are among most produced/most purchased models. Many European makes lack the numbers in the US to make the list. I think the high Accord numbers for several years also had to do with marketability of parts.

Sorry, I left out the obligatory cite. That's what makes this list different. It goes by how many cars on the road v. # of steals. Kind of an odds game. HIgher for Escalade than Camry (due to sheer numbers).

your cite here

Penske_Account

08-21-2003 01:45 PM

Oh Canada!

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No need to go city by city - all Canadian strippers are apparently hot.

Concur. And wistfully, as for many years the very weekend coming up was the weekend of my annual retreat to a remote lakeside town in BC, which retreat always culminated in a trip to Slack Alice's, where for 15 bucks, Canadian, I could get drunk and watch nubile 18 year old Canadian girls, from quaint hamlets such as Osoyoos, Spuzzum and Yak, exhibit their wares for 4 or 5 hours.

No tipping allowed and no cover charges.

The thought of it brings tears to my eyes.

Connect_the_Dots

08-21-2003 01:54 PM

Fleeting fame and more.

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I want porn, I wanna see the whole enchilada (whether Vanessa Del Rio is in the movie or not).

Ahhh, Vanessa Del Rio. Show me someone who says 80s porn is a joke and I'll show you someone who has never seen Vanessa Del Rio in action.

Seven of Nine

08-21-2003 01:54 PM

Fleeting fame and more.

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Go ahead, suck me back into the FB.

Distance rules are enforced. On occasion. For example, last Saturday night, vice pulled a few dancers away and cited them, mid-dance, for violating the distance rules. This led to a serious, woefully unpleasant taming of the club, until vice left.

At least, that's what I heard.

And yes, *she* was there, in case anyone was wondering.

Sidd(sigh)Finch

She? She who? Brazil? Mrs. Finch? The Queen of England?

Shape Shifter

08-21-2003 01:55 PM

Miso horny

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Isn't fox who broke Hunting for Bambi?

A fine example of investigative reporting. Do not believe the lies being spread by the liberal media elite - men are still being exploited by Bambi hunts.

Fox news is also reporting on the enduring influence of the true love between Ben and JLo on fashion.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,95076,00.html

I will not even mention Fox's hard-hitting expose on the blurring line between news and entertainment. Other than to say that it does not appear to be a joke.

Penske_Account

08-21-2003 01:56 PM

Acronyminally speaking

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
GO.

Is it any type of common practice to use NPI, for no pun intended? I have never seen it used, but one would think that it would fall into the same realm as OTOH, FWIW et al etc.

If this is not a common acronym, can I start the trend here and now?

SlaveNoMore

08-21-2003 01:59 PM

Fleeting fame and more.

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Penske_Account
I have probably been to stripper bars 300....400....500 times. I

And yet you still owe me those lap dances from Scores - which was a bet from when? The Yankees/Mariners series from 1999.

not7y(talk is cheap...socks are cheaper)S

Seven of Nine

08-21-2003 02:02 PM

Strippers

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
...Although, in the waning days, I bet plenty of Brobeck partners would have been happy to suck cock for their hourly rate.

Possibly, but have you ever tried to suck cock 8 hours a day? 2,400 hours per year? And what about all that pro-bono and administrative work? Heck, any number of Brobeck partners would have to put up 3,000+ "suckables" per year. That could give one a serious case of slackjaw, not to mention that it's just murder on the tonsils.

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