YPAPMOWTNFMA*
 

<GASP> You Censor! I will hereinafter refer to you as SFTM-JR, no offense, nttawwt.

Fleeting fame and more.
 

Swarthy girl apparently is moving into Naked girl's old apartment. Keeping it in the family, STS.

BTW, before Paigow jumps down my throat (1) I am clearly aware this means nothing to anyone else and I could have responded directly to Herr Sock by email or IM, but (2) I don't care, BIGTBTK

not7y(Because It's Good To Be The King)S

Great White Update
 

Yeah, I think that was the one being guarded by the bouncers for employee use only.

YPAPMOWTNFMA*
 

Darling, I would never touch the substance of your posts and I would never censor you.

To do that, I would have to understand what in the hell you are talking about.

Fleeting fame and more.
 

Its nice to have goals. It keeps one focused. Good luck.


I'm not using that sock today.

Concur.

Dallas celeb sightings
 

While Big D can never compare to str8's LaLa Land, here's some sightings from Ted Casablanca (mainly posted here b/c I know you all are concerned about the well-being of Mr. No Love No Money, Rob Campos) --


Thora Birch, grabbing some din-din at Al Biernat's restaurant down from the chic Melrose hotel. Looking vogue in a black Betsy Johnson dress, T.B. was in the Lone Star State to promote the Deep Ellum Film Festival and Cinema Fighting Cancer/The Cancer Relief Fund. Also cruising around the joint was Mr. Jilted for the Money...

Rob Campos, sipping some cocktails and chatting up several local ladies. Still looking for that special someone, ya think? The For Love or Money reality romper was laying low in his hometown on this par-tick night.


ncs

Strippers
 

That's why I take it in the shitter when I start getting lockjaw. And then, when my but gets sore and looking like a baboon butt . .

Cool!
 

Jesse James' hideout is for sale:

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/busi...s-Hideout.html

If only I had 19 mil lying around I would buy this place this minute. There's something so alluring about crooks (and their lairs, if they're not skanky) to us law-abiding types...

Gangbangers in Dodge Stratuses
 

Maybe it's just poor writing, but, jesus.

"We are planning on calling this innovative device a "car alarm," and we're confident that thieves will run screaming from a car when they hear the horn honking WITHOUT ANYONE PUSHING ON THE STEERING WHEEL!!!!! We are not concerned that everyone will ignore the honking and that these car alarms will just be a universal annoyance by next year."

What year does he think it is, 1983?

Great White Update
 

For those not waiting for contributions to the http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,11813,00.html Great White Legal defense fund, I suggest suing the state of Rhode Island and the City of New York.

Fleeting fame and more.
 

The one I fell for last time. Geez, pay attention.

Miso horny
 

Actually the "Bambi" story (as it was before we had yet another example of how easily mass media can be manipulated) was "broken" by a local CBS affilliate in Vegas. And while I loathe Fox News, every other media outlet was in a similarly frenetic state over this bullshit story.

Fleeting fame and more.
 

On a tenuously related note, I saw the Inside the Actor's Studio with Mike Myers last night, and it was probably the funniest one I have ever seen. Even Lipton laughed once or twice. I bring this up because one of Myers' jokes was about Canadian food. I can't wait until the next time one of my friends asks what type of food we should get for dinner so I can respond "Canadian food."

There's Something about Billy
 

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertain...708&p=78xz64y4

(spree: Billy Connally blunders woefully while on airplane)

"Then the unimaginable happened and I got my privates stuck in my zip. It was absolute agony but, however tempted you may be, you just can't ask the air stewardess for help. "

No smart assedy comment really necessary.

Fleeting fame and more.
 

True, but (until last night) three of the women on the show had huge TITS. Kristin, the new black girl, and Holly's were all real and spectactular. Dave too has a nice set, which is sad since he has been there for pushing two months with nothing to do but sit in the sun and work out, and he remains fish-belly white and flabby.

That said, I am enjoying the Revenge of the Nerds (tie those threads) character of the show. Eight of the original ten were like a parody (but true!) of a high-school clique - pretty, wild, mean, exclusive, yet stupid - and watching them get voted out week-after-week is satisfying in my own dorky, mean sort of way. Now, <ominous voice> there will be no new guests <end voice> and they will eat their own, still for an unrevealed prize.