Bitch Test
 

You are accusing ncs of being a leftly-winger? You bastard! She is my love-ah (well, not really, but she uses the love-ah nickname for me so she can be an honorary love-ah) and consider yourself slapped across the face with my glove! My second will visit your second within the week to discuss weapons.

Edited to add that you should also consider yourself looked at, and then looked away from without any acknowledgment. Yes, I'm giving you the cut direct, baby!

for the bored masses
 

You're right. I thought the percentage was a bit high, myself.

Bitch Test
 

I took the test!! That was pretty fun. A nice little work diversion. Like this whole board!!!!;) I am 12% bitch. Not too bad, I guess. Hmm, I wonder if I really do fit in around here!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Bitch Test
 

For some reason I keep seeing "Diseased" instead of "Daintiest."

watch out, cube dwellers!
 

Smart executives everywhere are going to start implementing this human resources management tactic:

Piled Higher and Deeper aka. "Manager's Corner"
People used to beleive [sic] being tall equalled success in business. However, being able to walk with your head below 'the cubicle line' is a big asset! Who's going to refuse work (or worse...ask you for a raise) when you've slipped in without warning in the middle of their IM chat sessions? Being a short manager is not a challenge - it's a big value-added!


Score one for the female managers everywhere. Generally both shorter and stealther.

for the bored masses
 

Was it 16% or 116%? 116% seems a few points high, except for those days when your "little friend" visits.

:band:

for the bored masses
 

What's wrong with SS?

(I need someone older and wiser telling me what to do-oo)

Bitch Test
 

And I keep thinking it says "Derivative".

But where I'm from that is the greatest complement!

But I'm bored waiting for Chevy to show. So, fringeeee, what do you do for excitement?

Bitch Test
 

Was it 12% or 112%? 112% seems a few points high, except for those days when your "little friend" visits.

:violin: :drums: :guitar:

for the bored masses
 

This may work for him on may levels.

You can depend on GGG (now, you see, it doesn't work there)

Bitch Test
 

OK Bucko, splain yourself.
1 a : something that fills up
2 a : the angle or arc that when added to a given angle or arc equals a right angle in measure
3 : the musical interval required with a given interval to complete the octave
4 : an added word or expression by which a predication is made
5 : the thermolabile group of proteins in normal blood serum and plasma that in combination with antibodies causes the destruction especially of particulate antigens (as bacteria and foreign blood corpuscles)

for the bored masses
 

You're one more point than me, but I'm finding the same thing slightly annoying too.

for the bored masses
 

How do you feel about the signature line that has changed only once and consistently reflects an obsession with a single work of literature that I have never liked?

(I am feeling about 33% passive-aggressive this afternoon.)

Bitch Test
 

Now, you see, the first one in my Diction Airy is "something that makes another thing complete".

Derivative Petunia makes me complete. Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Look at cnn.com!
 

There is much fb-worthy news that is not being reported here. Slackers. Here is a brief roundup (not necessarily in order of importance):

- the ferry master from today's fatal Staten Island ferry accident went home after the incident and committed suicide (must've sucked to be him)

- NBC is pulling Coupling off the air for 2 weeks because it sucks (this is for paigow)

- Manhattan apartments average sale price for some recent time period (hey, I was skimming, shoot me) is approx. $1 million [note: I was going to post this earlier today, with a comparison of average house prices in Dallas. Maybe even throw in associate salaries to boot, just to piss off the city dwellers here. It was going to be an informative and hard hitting post, sure to be remembered for years to come. However I grew bored trying to find an appropriate housing statistic for Dallas on Google. This entire story is an illustration of what is wrong with America today.]


Anyway, don't say I've never posted anything informative here.