Bitch Test
 

Speaking of addle-brained left wingers, I think the moronity of the Cub's fan is now much more clearly in focus:

http://www.dogeggs.com/figures.jpg

Annoying Socks
 

WTF is up with this unfunny circle jerk?

Send all your boring-ass socks down to politics where the King of Socks can show you how it's done.

Annoying Socks
 

What was your bitch percentage again? Not that you are wrong.

Annoying Socks
 

I am a wonderfully mild 27% (thanks for asking!). That's how irritating this bullshit is.

Bitch Test
 

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So you're a narcissist.

Annoying Socks
 

Agreed. Plated sets the standard over there and will help these dullards hone their acts.

for the still bored masses
 

Okay, we're back to S^2.

(What was passive-aggressive about that? Inaccurate, yes. Passive-agressive, no)

for the bored masses
 

"Sir" and "Mr. Shifter" will also do. And "Daddy" in certain instances.

for the bored masses
 

Could you please give three or four detailed examples of instances in which "Daddy" is appropriate. None of these should contain any references to minors. Thank you.

Ask and Ye Shall Receive
 

Bitch Test
 

I have confessed to being a leftwingloonie. It is your characterization of my honorary love-ah as a lwl that I object to.

But the Hilary thing is a classic. Never gets old. Keep 'em coming!

Boo
 

Indeed. Ironically, do you know what my Halloween costume is:



http://my.core.com/~oldgrendel/hill666.gif

Annoying Socks
 

C'mon. The sweatshirt was kinda funny.

Speaking of politics
 

MIAMI -- If he's interested, the 26-year-old Chicago fan who deflected a foul ball away from a Cubs outfielder in Game 6 of the NL Championship Series can find solace in Florida.

Gov. Jeb Bush said Wednesday an offer of asylum might be a good idea, and an oceanfront retreat in Pompano Beach is offering the man a free three-month stay, should he deem it necessary to get out of Chicago until the hubbub over the popup cools down.

The fan, whom The Associated Press was holding off naming for fears of his safety, would also receive free airfare and other perks, all provided by the Holiday Inn Oceanside Pompano Beach.
Also included in the offer are free steak dinners, free martinis, even a free water taxi ride.

"(It's) the least we could do for the fan that saved our season," said Phil Goldfarb, president of the Holiday Inn Pompano Beach. "As dedicated Marlins fans, it is our honor to return the favor."

free martinis

Speaking of politics
 

And the new identity and new job?

Condemned to live in Florida and root for the Marlins for eternity.

Now that is hell.