| sebastian_dangerfield |
12-17-2003 12:24 PM |
Ho Ho Hum.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I ususally find these kind of polls sickly sweet in an overly emoticoned email kinda way :) ;) but I did think of something that recently annoyed the crap out of me.
My sister, who has made it her personal mission to become our families own pre-bust Martha Stewart, really outdid herself with the christmas cards this year. I received one that had a printed out mailing label, a copied picture of her two kids (and no adults) on the cover, and a stanrda "thinking of you during this time" type bullshit sentiment, and it was (not) signed by "sister, husband, baby one and baby two". all in computer print, no handwriting, nothing personal.
Is this not the tackiest thing ever? If you can't personalize a "thinking of you" type sentiment, then arent you really just sending out a mass mail advertising what your two lovely children now look like?
And dont get me started on the concept of a five week old wishing me a happy holiday. I would love to tell her how tacky this is but she is always right, so I wouldnt bother. I might ask to be taken off the mailing list.
Which reminds me that I recently received an email from someoen who mass emailed em's friends to tell em when their birthday is so em could enter them into em's "birthday alarm". I know the exact date of em's birthday but whateve. Isn't it wrong to ask someone to tell you their birthday so you can wish them happy birhtday timely next year?
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I have a stack of obnoxious pictures of people posing in Sears catalog-type poses with their kids, and they're all signed by the infants as well... "Merry Xmas from little Katelyn, who's presently drooling and shitting her drawers." To people who send these - don't. I don't need anymore of these canned photos cluttering my refrigerator and I don't give a shit what your kid looks like.
I've received birthday reminders and date reminders from people regarding their own borthdays, anniversaries, etc... I'm tempted to reply, "Yes, I've been aware of the date. What's your point?"
Throw a party for yourself. I'll bring a bottle of good wine. Otherwise, you're not getting shit unless you're blood, so go fuck yourself, you greedy cheap-ass son of a bitch. If you want the new Coldplay CD or some scented candles, get off your fat ass, pry open your wallet with an oyster shucking knife and buy it yourself.
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