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Shape Shifter 09-27-2005 05:56 PM
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Art looks better when you are sober and have to pee?
I caught a little buzz. That's why I dropped the crucifix in the bucket.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-27-2005 05:57 PM
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Do you pronounce turquoise as:
(a) tur-KWAAZ
(b) TUR-coyze
(c) [Other] _________ (fill in blank)


The answer to this has the potential to solve so many open questions.
Torkoizway.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-27-2005 05:58 PM
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Art looks better when you are sober and have to pee?
You've stumbled into my next mind-blowing explanation of Piss Christ.

ETA: Double turds!

sebastian_dangerfield 09-27-2005 06:01 PM
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I caught a little buzz. That's why I dropped the crucifix in the bucket.
You carry one too? How big?

Pretty Little Flower 09-27-2005 06:02 PM
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You've stumbled into my next mind-blowing explanation of Piss Christ.

ETA: Double turds!
I am sure the Chianti-at-art-museum-party crowd would look at you like you had a Mojito growing out of your forehead if you actually tried to start a debate about Piss Christ in 2005.

Shape Shifter 09-27-2005 06:02 PM
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Torkoizway.
Whoa-oh.

Shape Shifter 09-27-2005 06:04 PM
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Next time, try the tea.
I never drink a tea until I've had the opportunity to tour the factory.

dtb 09-27-2005 06:05 PM
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I never drink a tea until I've had the opportunity to tour the factory.
You know, you're smarter than you look.

Which works out nicely, as I'm dumber than I sound. I might even be the dumbest thing in the WHOLE WORLD.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-27-2005 06:08 PM
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I am sure the Chianti-at-art-museum-party crowd would look at you like you had a Mojito growing out of your forehead if you actually tried to start a debate about Piss Christ in 2005.
R. Kelly breathed new life into the issue, and we're about 200 days behind the newss cycle in these parts... add it up.

Shape Shifter 09-27-2005 06:16 PM
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Originally posted by dtb
You know, you're smarter than you look.

Which works out nicely, as I'm dumber than I sound. I might even be the dumbest thing in the WHOLE WORLD.
Whom?

paigowprincess 09-27-2005 07:02 PM
bah dum bah bum bum bum Its Bash JLH time!
 
Thought I woudl take a quick scan of some tv reviews and apparently the Ghost Whisperer isn't doing terribly smashingly.

From the SFCHRON

How else to explain Jennifer Love Hewitt in a rip-off of "Medium" called "Ghost Whisperer" on CBS? She talks to dead people. She also acts as if she's dead. And somebody clearly killed her hairstyle. None of that matters, however, as males and females, gays and straights, dogs and cats, grandparents, fish, etc., will only be able to stare at her breasts. No series in recent memory has put so much attention on a pair of breasts. It's laughably ridiculous. You can't escape them. Hewitt is in her nightgown half the time and then in shirts three sizes too small the other half. In one scene the strap of her shoulder bag prominently divides her breasts. If you can watch that scene without laughing, you're too desperate by half.

Nut Case, Sensitive 09-27-2005 07:09 PM
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Originally posted by dtb
You know, you're smarter than you look.

Which works out nicely, as I'm dumber than I sound. I might even be the dumbest thing in the WHOLE WORLD.
Nuts!

mmm3587 09-27-2005 07:33 PM
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I'm simply going to Chicago on a fairly regular basis.
If this isn't slang for some sex act or drug use, I am disappointed.

Replaced_Texan 09-27-2005 07:41 PM
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If this isn't slang for some sex act or drug use, I am disappointed.
I'll upset Thurgreed's delicate sensibilities if I answer this.

Gattigap 09-27-2005 07:59 PM
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I'll upset Thurgreed's delicate sensibilities if I answer this.
"Not slang, so much as correlation."


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