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When I was a kid I used to spend hours with my parents in Canadian Tire (like Home Depot). My parents really love me but I thought the experience was highly overrated. If only Canada had Target.

robustpuppy

06-20-2005 03:21 PM

Hi, I am back

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Can it, tubbo.

You will never find someone who loves you as much as I do.

greatwhitenorthchick

06-20-2005 03:22 PM

Doing not Bob's job for him

From overheard... a particularly apt post:

Guy: I touched your eyeball, doesn't that mean I love you?
Girl: Touch it again!
Guy: No you freak!

--N/W Broadway station

It is particularly funny today.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-20-2005 03:27 PM

Please Help

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ha. crap ass.

Speaking of which, is it common for men to want to be fisted in their butt? What about women?

(I was just wondering about fisting and am not sure what prompted it. But it might be a good post for a thurgreed translation)

It depends. Do you have man hands?

greatwhitenorthchick

06-20-2005 03:30 PM

Please Help

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It depends. Do you have man hands?

yes.

Nut Case, Sensitive

06-20-2005 03:31 PM

Hi, I am back

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Overrated:

Mr. Show with Bob and David
Kids in the Hall except for the head crushing
Guacamole
Brad Pitt
Perfect bodies
Sideways
Team America

Underrated:

Spanky
Barcaloungers
Spending two hours in Target with someone who really loves you.

Underrated:

Brazil Nuts
Pine nuts
Peanut
Chestnuts
Horse Chestnuts
Beech-nut
Wingnut
Paigowprincess!

futbol fan

06-20-2005 03:37 PM

Hi, I am back

Quote:

Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive
Underrated:

Brazil Nuts
Pine nuts
Peanut
Chestnuts
Horse Chestnuts
Beech-nut
Wingnut
Paigowprincess!

Overrated:

Penske's 127th Comeback

Underrated:

Penske's 128th Comeback

paigowprincess

06-20-2005 03:38 PM

As if you needed further proof

Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
Okay, that's different. The Schamatas really can't help themselves, but it's still funny, in its own charming Eastern European way.

I thought "schmata" was a schlocky outfit. As used by Brett Somers on Match Game when she regreteed where her schmata that day. I think the term you mean is mockey.

paigowprincess

06-20-2005 03:41 PM

Things that suck

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She's on the bed; you're standing.

If she is face up on the bed, then I must say, in the parlance of the yoga language, that is a classic finishing posture and by no means a contortion.

Iron Steve

06-20-2005 03:42 PM

Hi, I am back

Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
Overrated:

Penske's 127th Comeback

Underrated:

Penske's 128th Comeback

You ain't seen nuthin yet, wait'll the 143rd. That's when I bring patentpara out of mothballs.

By the by, any new CDs?

Iron Steve

06-20-2005 03:43 PM

As if you needed further proof

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think the term you mean is mockey.

Walter Sobchak is not my sock. I am retired.

eta: from socking.

Replaced_Texan

06-20-2005 03:59 PM

Hi, I am back

Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
Overrated:

Penske's 127th Comeback

Underrated:

Penske's 128th Comeback

Whoa. You're eerily close. My count was 121, but I may have missed a few.

ET amend: I've been told "its (sic) only 20something."

Replaced_Texan

06-20-2005 04:05 PM

Another category for the "You're an asshole" cards:

Failure to turn right on red.

Especially if there is no traffic, there's a line up behind you, and the fucking light is five minutes long (I timed it).

People in this state should be grateful that I don't really believe in carrying firearms.

paigowprincess

06-20-2005 04:05 PM

Oh god, why am I asking?

Quote:

Originally posted by sunnybunny
tri-geek = nickname for triathletes

Quintana Roo = most popular tri bike.

I know what someone is getting for her spinster shower. You are thirty this year, right?

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