p'shaw
 

That's a nice thought. If it was just me and my socks I'd be breaking out the Petrus.

Family size
 

Isnt the assumption that the social movement is upward not downward, so they have taken that as a controlled factor in the study? This is america baby. Dreams happen and the only downwardly mobile perosn in the country is yours truly and that has nothing to do with having a bunch of kids.

But I digress. This is sort of related in that the person who feels teh need to add to the Christian population but may not want to have a bunch of rugrats has an alternative. Missionary work. What the fuck is this all about? Who the fuck are these people who think their god rules, and everyone else's drools, so they go to the hardluck people of the world and twirl their opiate of the masses bullshit in the guise of medical help? I hate these fucking people. Talk about your presumptuous, pompous condescending subversive cultists. Is this a christian wide thing or is this just for the groups that need to add to their numbers like the mormons, the seventh day evangelists and the jesse helms types (southern baptists?)? Its like that jewish relative of cheryl's sister's wasnt to be husband "we resent the recruitment".

TCBing and the pole
 

Not anal. This wasn't Slot C woman. Haven't you ever had the sex done to you from behind, but still in Slot B? It helps significantly if the woman is of similar or greater height, though. Otherwise, the guy's legs will get very tired from bending.

Pet Peeve
 

the first use of your own name is okay though, right? so they know they got the right person.

Its more effective to shave the hair around the base of the shaft, although as long as you are down there, doing the balls doesn't take that much more effort and its a nice gesture. For one's fans.

Family size
 

What's considered a "large" family? More than three kids, more than four?

TCBing and the pole
 

I actually didn't think you'd had anal, and did not realize her back was to you. Thanks much for the additional detail.

I'm petite.

Pet Peeve
 

I like the concept of this. You may have inspired me.

Amusing lunch
 

So, I'm getting lunch in the firm lunch room, and I don't order my usual since I'm sort of watching what I eat (read: avoiding junk & empty carbs), and they were teasing me about it. I said "well, I'm sort of cutting down on the junk" and they said "dieting? You don't need to diet." And I indicated that I don't look it, but I've hidden it all in my rump. At which one of the cashiers said conspiratorially "I wouldn't mind taking some off the waist, but I'd never want to lose my butt, 'cause black men love big butts" (she's black). I said "I don't think that's just black men, I think all men like some butt, it's just a white woman thing thinking we should look like sticks all the time." (Me being a white woman.)

Which apparently was the funniest thing they'd heard for quite a while, and we stood around shooting the breeze about weird white women and their flat asses.

Can I just say, I love the people at my firm? Except for the lawyers.

Wholly unfashionable - Sallie Mae Class Action
 

Saw this blurb come across the news wires:

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SLM Corp. (Sallie Mae) said a class-action lawsuit was filed against it in California over an error in its annual calculation of monthly payment amounts on student loans (Dow Jones Newswires Aug. 14). The company discovered an error with its annual calculation of monthly payment amounts associated with variable interest rate Stafford, SLS and PLUS loans in the fourth quarter of last year that caused about 1.1 million of the firm's serviced student loan accounts to amortize too quickly or slowly. Sallie Mae, which said it believes the lawsuit is without merit, said it corrected the problem and credited the affected borrowers' accounts ...
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As an affected individual, does anybody else besides moi have an interest in this story? I got nailed for a good $50 a month increase.

TCBing and the pole
 

Exhausting. And I don't think it's too much fun for the girl either. The answer: stairs

Pet Peeve
 

I thought you had a videophone.

TM

TCBing and the pole
 

What is slot A?

You sick fuck. The ear?

TCBing and the pole
 

As long as you're petite enough, that's fine, too. You can turn around and I can hold you. It's the "not tall enough to stand facing the other way but not light enough to comfortably (for both of us) hold in the air" middle ground that is difficult in hot, dusty attic sex, in my experience.

Anyway, I still think fondly of that relationship and the time that we spent sneaking around in our own house and crawling into each others' beds in the middle of the night. Secrecy and deception make the sex really hot. I guess that's why affairs are so much fun, until you get caught and someone is throwing your clothes out the window.

TCBing and the pole
 

Or my four point five inch Manolos. See, mom, there is an occasion for which I can wear these!

Pet Peeve
 

A friend at a party told me he trimmed his pubes and that it made his package look more impressive... so... Standing in front of the mirror a few months or so, I decided to break out the scissors (I don't recommend doing this drunk or in a hurry for obvious reasons) and did some work down there. Low and behold if it didn't make my package look about an inch longer. The trick, however, is not in trimming the balls, but trimming the frontal area. An added plus is that if you go commando, having the front trimming prevents you from zipping up your pubes.... which is painful. Extremely painful...

As to inscure laywers' phone messages, I had to deal with this total tool lawyer a few months ago who'd never answer my fucking calls and had a secretarial voicemail. When I finally met the son of a bitch, he turned out to be a 5'7 little shit with wire rimmed glasses and a dead fish handshake. I almost laughed directly in his face when I realized that he'd been deepening his voice to sound more masculine on the phone. Alas, I have met various versions of this little box of neurosis in every firm I know - he's the rule, not the exception...