LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Originally posted by bridge of love
I know shaving your dick to make it look bigger could be seen as an "experiment," and no one is saying you need to puff, but your second paragraph point of conveying the image of a lawyer who is insecure in his physique might have been stronger if it didn't follow your shaving description. think-seperate posts

Well, I didn't disclose all relevant facts. First, I didn't need to make my package look bigger. I'm on the better endowed side of average (I'm not fully Irish). But why the hell not experiment? So, no... there's not a stitch of insecurity. Perhaps boredom, perhaps a touch of latent metrosexuality, but not insecurity. Hell, I'm hitched anyway... If I was small she wouldn't have married me, and I've got no one to impress... although the Mrs. very much did dig the trim factor. She claims its much more attractive when trimmed...

Anyway, since you're new, I have a habit of contradicting my own positions within the same post, so don't mind me. My grey matter is rather weatherbeaten and perhaps even a tad defective, but occasionally every blinf pig finds an acorn, so I'm good for a pearl of wisdom or a laugh from time to time.

S(hardly the court jester, sometimes the court drunk, and never the wise moderate elder)D

bridge of love

08-26-2003 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
it would help if you used more punctuation and capitalization. Or something. Because currently it reads like mentally disabled, drug-addicted homeless guy muttering to himself.

That has been the vibe I was going for. PLF said people would think it edgy.

MisterEbola

08-26-2003 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by bridge of love
? beg pardon, I should know this but...

YMMV = your mileage may vary.

ltl/fb

08-26-2003 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by bridge of love
? beg pardon, I should know this but...

Your mileage may vary. I usually take it to mean "you may experience this differently." This may be incorrect.

ThrashersFan

08-26-2003 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If she started out a prole, and now has money, her friends may see her as uppidity (I thought the term was uppity, but I yield to your more extensive prole experience). If she started out as a non-prole, married a prole, and is entertaining his prole friends then she might be seen as pretentious and he might be seen as uppidity.

Re: "uppity," I always thought this was partly racial and not just class-oriented. Perhaps uppidity is a cleansed version of uppity.

This post is an example of patronizing.

Start out a prole? I wasn't born a lawyer if that is what you mean. I was a lawyer by the time I met hubby. They are his friends that we entertain but it isn't caviar and $500 a bottle wine -- more like steaks and beer/margaritas/etc. -- so we certainly aren't trying to be pretentious.

ltl/fb

08-26-2003 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by bridge of love
That has been the vibe I was going for. PLF said people would think it edgy.

You're taking advice from PLF? Ah.

MisterEbola

08-26-2003 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, I didn't disclose all relevant facts. First, I didn't need to make my package look bigger. I'm on the better endowed side of average (I'm not fully Irish). But why the hell not experiment? So, no... there's not a stitch of insecurity. Perhaps boredom, perhaps a touch of latent metrosexuality, but not insecurity. Hell, I'm hitched anyway... If I was small she wouldn't have married me, and I've got no one to impress... although the Mrs. very much did dig the trim factor. She claims its much more attractive when trimmed...

You should have done a "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours" and recommended a moby before the show-and-tell was actually done.

BTW, now that it is done, be sure to post it to the breasticle page.

ltl/fb

08-26-2003 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Start out a prole? I wasn't born a lawyer if that is what you mean. I was a lawyer by the time I met hubby. They are his friends that we entertain but it isn't caviar and $500 a bottle wine -- more like steaks and beer/margaritas/etc. -- so we certainly aren't trying to be pretentious.

Sigh. The discussion is no longer really about you, sweetheart.

But I'm glad to hear about the margaritas -- where's my invitation? I promise not to bring anything.

Replaced_Texan

08-26-2003 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Outside of POTUS, my response to anyone who has someone else call, i.e. "Please hold for Mr. ___", is to simply say "No" and hangup. This includes a state senator, so far.

After working for the asshole who used to do this, that's my policy too. If he hadn't had an impact on my paycheck I would have done it more often to him than I did.

paigowprincess

08-26-2003 01:32 PM

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This blows me away. After reading about disco mitts and brazilians and suffering through waxing and trimming and shaving and whatnot, a gal is still likely to stumble across a a mister disco mitt without trying to hard? Every fucking last guy I have gone out with had to be taught to trim if they wanted head. Yet I am (nearly) always a neat and presentable package and never a disco mitt. Yes I may have chewed gum while going down on a guy when i was in college, but I thought he would enjoy it. Turned out to be the first trimmed guy I ever had. And I never looked back. Boys, trim. Pubes in the throat is not a pleasant experience and washing it down with clorox tinged splooge doesnt help. I just want a trim and a facial.

How can your wife have put up with this for so long, Sebby? Hvent you guys emerged from the eighties?

paigowprincess

08-26-2003 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Your mileage may vary. I usually take it to mean "you may experience this differently." This may be incorrect.

Take this to the chandler bing board of acronyms . this is more than I can bear

LessinSF

08-26-2003 01:33 PM

Other Bon Mots and Deep Thoughts

The reference on For Love or Money to whether Chad was like other SF guys" was a reference to being a player, as Paigow noted.

To whomever brought up the dating game answer by the wife about the mst unusual place that couple made Whoopee being "in the butt, Bob," that is true, but the husband's answer on the card was "in the car" not on the kitchen table. That is my game-show trivia Timmy moment for the day.

I will be traveling to Scandinavia soon and would appreciate any advice on where to stay, eat, drink, pick up chicks, and vomit in Copenhagen, Goteborg, Oslo, Bergen, Talinn, Helsinki and Stockholm. PMs or IMs to save the rest the boredom, but please cc Thurgreed because I know he is fascinated with all things personal.

LessinSF

08-26-2003 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Boys, trim.

I think more detail is required. To what length? Shave, pluck, cut, or wax? Is it different for different parts of the genital area? Should we leave landing strips or soul patches?

MisterEbola

08-26-2003 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
I think more detail is required. To what length? Shave, pluck, cut, or wax? Is it different for different parts of the genital area? Should we leave landing strips or soul patches?

How about heart shaped??? Or a cross?

SlaveNoMore

08-26-2003 01:40 PM

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paigowprincess
...Every fucking last guy I have gone out with had to be taught to trim...

And yet, you make fun of those that do.

Hypocrite, get thee to a nunnery.

notHairy

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