Pet Peeve
 

Nuns shave?

Who knew?

Other Bon Mots and Deep Thoughts
 

gee, I hope it isnt in the next couple of weeks bc paigowapalooza will be in or around Healdsburg then and it just woudlnt be the same without you. Think of all the wine and the impending gloom of another birthday. you might just have a chance.

Hello? McFly?
 

Now I picture you looking Biff from Back to the Future.

Thurgreed(make like a tree and beat it)Marshall

Pet Peeve
 

Dude, there is a difference between a nice haircut and a full body Kojak.

To answer Less's question, and I realize that other gal's mileage may vary, and since that is what his options are, he should take this with that stupid fucking disclaimer, I like enough hair so that the man is a man, but not so much that I have the Larry David problem from going down on Cheryl. No designs necessary (unless you have an originial idea that is good for a chuckly- nobody has yet to do a design for me) Wow, my second Curb reference in one day. excellent.

Regifting your used porno?
 

I love reading over people's shoulders. Especially letters that they're writing. I was waiting outside a coffee shop the other day and saw a guy writing a letter who looked like he wouldn't know how to read or write. Intrigued, I glanced at the page. It started: "Dear _____, well I guess this is the end of the road." Damn. Poor guy.

Str(cause we are the aqua teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream)8

Other Bon Mots and Deep Thoughts
 

They showed a clip very similar to this in the Newlywed Game segment on "I love the 70's" (1971, I think, but I could be wrong). They showed a woman holding up a card in response to this question with the answer "In the Fanny" written on it...

Confidential to Mr. Hand
 

Summer school is over.

Carry on.

Pet Peeve
 

I stand by that. Don't listen to little fibber. She only gained her insider status because she posted thousands of times a week. That's how she got her crack ho label. Or maybe not. I never paid too much attention to all that. Anyway, I earned my insider status the old fashioned way - by sucking up to other insiders. Laughing at their jokes. Referencing them in poems and song parodies about the FB. Flying out to New York and buying them drinks. Posting to them in an overly familiar manner to impress other insiders. That sort of thing. And trust me, it worked like a charm. If I say your rambling, gramatically-shaky style is edgy and subversive, then it is. Stick with me kid - you're going places.

Pet Peeve
 

Yup, that sounds about right. Nothing like the tried and tested way of getting insider status. Works here, works on club scenes, works on just about every scene with self-proclaimed insiders.

Pet Peeve
 

I'm inside, but I'll be going outside later to the farmer's market. After that, I'll be inside again.

This seems simple to me, and requires no sucking up. Is that a big-city thing? Do they not let you go inside there? If this is true, I have to wonder why no one ever admits to this in those "quality of life" discussions. That would suck.

Pet Peeve
 

Only the partners get to be inside. The associates are kept outside shivering in the rain and slop until they hit 2200 billables.

It's so sweet, how you let even the lowliest attorney inside in the Patch.

Confidential to Mr. Hand
 

Better? Anything else you'd like to share with the class?

I'd offer you a cookie but there is absolutely no eating (of any kind, NTTAWWT) in my class.

Pet Peeve
 

Ah, I see the disconnect now.

I guess we actually do have the same admittance system as you.

(You guys have lowly attorneys there, uh?)

Pet Peeve
 

1. I prefer fucking to blow jobs. I'll get hummers more often when I'm old and decrepit. At this stage in my life, when I'm rather agile and can still fuck, why the hell wouldn't I? I can get hummers in front of the television while sucking down manhattans and watching football when I'm 90. Those taking hummers left and right in their 20s - 40s will regret it someday when they're too old and arthritic to fuck... Besides, a fucking orgasm is much better, especially if she comes at the same time. She ain't going to cum sucking your dick.

2. I'm not that hairy. A buddy of mine has a photo of himself standing naked under a waterfall in Spain. He's so hairy, you can't see his dick. That's fucking gross. I never had that problem. I could always see my dick... no matter how cold the water was...

3. Most guys don't trim anything. You hang out with too many metrosecuals. You think that 40 year old partner you dealt with last week trims? I doubt it.

Pet Peeve
 

Actually, I don't hang out with metrosexuals at all. Either they ar gay or they are straight. Old skool. And I dont think trimming the pubes means the guy's is on the downward slide into fuzzy sweaters, man panties and man perfume. its a common courtesy. I dont want to hear about disco mitts if the guy cant return the favor. And whats weird is, I get the sense that my legion of non trimming before me exes might not have cared if I indeed did disco mitt, so I guess it aint a double standrad. but if they did, then it is. one ghuy actually told me that he preferred me not to brazilian, but that since we would be together a long time, variety was cool. thats right, i had a rquest for more hair. but then I dont have that nasty dark course stuff most of you people have.