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cheval de frise 08-26-2003 05:16 PM
Things you have slurped.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
Now I'm confused. When they tell the story, it's "blowing strippers for money".

(Fits the "re:" line better, too.)
The re: line was deliberately chosen to cover both Slave and Sebby. I almost used "swallowed," but then I realized I didn't know if Sebby did that.

Being fair, I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt.

NotFromHere 08-26-2003 05:16 PM
Chocolate Bars for Better Health
 
Quote:
Originally posted by purse junkie
Dark chocolate is good for your blood pressure:

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/nati...-Pressure.html

This calls for some dark-chocolate-covered strawberries. Who needs all those unhealthy carbs and lame vegetables I usually eat for dinner?
Dark chocolate goes perfectly with red wine. And a real heart smart dinner!! Go out and get yourself some, and save your heart!!

baltassoc 08-26-2003 05:17 PM
Fried food tax
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
Finland.

And who wants that?
Obviously, you've never gone drinking with a Fin. Or if you have, it's been the wrong ones.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-26-2003 05:20 PM
Pet Peeve
 
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
I am less irritated by Pushy's creative font use than by people continuing to quote entire posts -- with images!

So, no.
WORD

TM

Shape Shifter 08-26-2003 05:22 PM
Things you have slurped.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
We have rain here. And sidewalks, most places. And candy. And cafes.

Damn pretentious yankee snobs.
We also have Paris.

http://www.paristexas.com/

bilmore 08-26-2003 05:22 PM
Fried food tax
 
Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
Obviously, you've never gone drinking with a Fin. Or if you have, it's been the wrong ones.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ten vodkas, and they want to take a sauna and fall asleep. Or, if they're too hyper, they start smacking you with those damn birch branches. Big effin' party.

Atticus Grinch 08-26-2003 05:24 PM
Fried food tax
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
If you take the smoking and the drinking out of Ireland, what are you left with?
Ire Land.

ltl/fb 08-26-2003 05:25 PM
Fried food tax
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
Or, if they're too hyper, they start smacking you with those damn birch branches. Big effin' party.
Does this have to do with the John Birch Society? I don't think of John as a Finnish name.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-26-2003 05:25 PM
Fried food tax
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
If you take the smoking and the drinking out of Ireland, what are you left with?
Apparently a bunch of unhappy fatties.

TM

Atticus Grinch 08-26-2003 05:27 PM
Score One More For The Good Guys
 
Quote:
Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Take that Clear Channel.
God bless Negativland. Pastor Dick is still the only clergyman whom I would allow to molest me.

"Don't touch that dial! It's got Dick on it!"

cheval de frise 08-26-2003 05:28 PM
Things you have slurped.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
We have rain here. And sidewalks, most places. And candy. And cafes.
Not all at the same time, in Paris, with a splash of Pernod and the tingling thrill of romance with a dark, handsome, mysterious stranger.

Maybe Garth Brooks in a black cowboy hat could stand in for him.

Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Damned pretentious yankee snobs.
It's not pretension, just obliviousness. We read about y'all in the papers, but it's not like you really exist for us until you shoot somebody...or your Democrats flee the state like frightened quail.

(Edited to fix a typo, and to say that the thought of Paris, Texas, is no less odd than that of Versailles (and London), Kentucky.)

W.W.L.D. 08-26-2003 05:29 PM
Amen
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
WORD

TM
Very Good!! Now we can all sound fly with the

pocket lexicon of teen lingo.

ltl/fb 08-26-2003 05:31 PM
Things you have slurped.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by cheval de frise
We read about y'all in the papers, but it's not like you really exist for us until you shoot somebody...or when your Democrats flee the state like frightened quail.
We read about y'all in the papers, but it's not like you really exist for us until someone flies into your landmarks...or when your power goes out like the shrinking of SD's erection when his wife eats corn on the cob on their anniversary.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-26-2003 05:33 PM
Fried food tax
 
Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
Oregon.
Obviously, you've never gone drinking with an Oregonian. Or if you have, it's been the wrong ones

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-26-2003 05:37 PM
Things you have slurped.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
We read about y'all in the papers, but it's not like you really exist for us until someone flies into your landmarks...or when your power goes out like the shrinking of SD's erection when his wife eats corn on the cob on their anniversary.
Someone has landmark envy.

I'm sure you'll have one some day!


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