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You implied that NY was richer in bangable people. Presumably because you are from there originally? Shocking.

On a totally different topic, did TF pick her moniker so that it's also the initials for titfucking? Or is it just a coincidence?

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So far, so good. Except it's just general flight envy...I hate the brief I'm working on.

Eight quasi-informed "10,000 foot view" types + 1 scrivener with the facts = Maalox misery.

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Are trying to out Narcy?

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Me too, and I live here.

Confidential to ThrashersFan (PLF, avert your gaze)
 

If I say I'm sorry, will you promise not to shoot me?

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I implied no such thing, you inferred it because you are defensive. If you had been paying attention, you would note that I am not from the city, I'm from the Island, and as anybody will tell you, the large number of boiler-room proles reduces the overall bangability quotient in the vast wasteland between Manhattan and the Hamptons (with a *qualified* exception carved out for Fire Island).

You would also know that I now live in D.C. and so any statements I make about bangability are based solely on what I see on television and when travelling.

But I had the same thought about TF, especially since she is so well equipped.

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It is a sad thing to see fake internet relationships fall apart. Please, everyone, avert your eyes.

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I think very few would mistake Mr. Brooks for a surrender monkey, even if his is from Oklahoma.

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What? Are you trying to do that psychic vulcan mind meld thing again?

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If you figure out some way for that to be a dirty comment, sure. Oh, and renounce all ties to the City of Evil. And France.

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Did you just get sexy-avatar envy?
I'm feeling it too, but will resist.

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I vote for gwinky's avatar in the sexiest avatar contest. Does that make you feel better? I kind of have a thing for cutesy though.

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You should not have sexy avatar envy, because by reputation you increase NY's bangability quotient.

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ncs, you may want to put me on ignore and hit refresh so you don't see the carnage.

Yes, which is why you tacky Island chicks go to bars in Manhattan to try to snag good-looking rich guys. And you tacky Island chicks are soooo insecure that you desperately need to believe that the men in Manhattan are more bangable than any other place on earth, and the women too, since you hope to move to Manhattan after you snag your man (who will soon teach you not to call him "hubby" so that people will not notice your proleosity).

Jesus.

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And speaking of landmarks, a problem I have with ball-shaving is that the pubes seem to perform some cooling function. Heat diffusion is important in a high heat and humidity place like Houston. The boys are gasping for air between March and November.

Then there's the whole scrotal skin resting next to the thigh issue. Remember what it was like peeling the backs of your legs of vinyl car seats in the summer? Imagine having that feeling every time you stood up, only in the gonadal area. Imagine enduring this sensation after every meeting.

I enjoy good head as much as the next lizard, but isn't a decent trim enough?