One's sister is quite staid.

Flinty, believe it or not, I'm not dominant enough to have a gimp in the basement.

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If whatever it was on was not some equivalent of The Onion, it was pathetically ignorant.

But amusing, in a pathetically ignorant way.

I believe you may have, but the classics never go out of style.

If you have, I don't remember it, so do tell.

You've revealed yourself the fool. Always give the full-sized bed to any guest. Never make them too comfortable. In fact, the full-sized bed is ideal for guests. Takes up less room, makes couples really want to leave soon, and is okay for singletons too.

Heh. I was maybe 14 or 15--which means my three sibs ranged from 13 to 9 years old--on a family trip to San Francisco. We were staying at some hotel on Union Square, and we were packing up to check out. Our mom told us to search our room to make sure that we didn't leave anything, and I checked under the bed. I saw something pretty deep under the bed. I pulled out this massive, realistic looking vibrator and showed it to my siblings.

I'm pretty sure that they all knew what it was, but the size of the thing perplexed us. We were figuring out how to turn it on when my mom came in from the adjoining room to find out why we stopped packing. We showed her our new toy, and she calmly took it from us and told us that she was going to make sure that it got back to whoever it belonged to.

Do you recall an additional item of carry-on luggage on the return flight?

I was going to go with the punchline involving the slam of the door followed by humming, but yours is good too.

I was going to ask if Mom still had it, but then I figured that RT's mother was too nice a person to grab a cheap laugh off of.

If you're implying that I am a classless scumbag going after the cheap and easy joke, you must not have read any of my posts the past few years.

Nice work.

Weird. I guess that means that I also have not ready any of your posts the past few years. But I'm pretty sure I have. But I must not have because you just said so. Even though I seem to remember doing so.

The board is a confusing and scary place today.

No, I was simply using your post as an example of how I've grown and matured over the last six years.

I have Flint on ignore so I really didn't have any opinion on the question.