Slang 101
 

Good question, why didn't you?

Hot or Not
 

Maybe after Breasticle Day, we could have Hot Wimmin' Kissing Day. It would be better than the Madonna/Britney facelick.

VMA Observations
 

Good run-down. I saw a lot of this while commercial-jumping during the US Open and some show about bridges on Discovery.

It appeard that everyone was a bit wooden.
And why where the mics so low?
It must have been a pretty slow year for bad music b/c the only new faces where the QE chaps. It was like a two-year old rerun.
The Olson Twins are THE vertical portal of the future.
All in all, the documentary about the history of bridges was more interesting.

VMA Observations
 

Junk in the trunk is in.

I didn't see many fat legs, other than Britney's, but I think that was camera angles shooting up her thighs.

Breasticle Day
 

Hey it's a penis joke! Some lame comic from the '80s called and said he wants his material back.

Documentaries
 

Isn't that always the case though? Dams, bridges, tall buildings, natural wonders, animals, freakin' a PBS, the History Channel and the Discovery Channel are cool.

Do any of the FBers own that 16 part history of NYC that PBS has been schilling? I'm seriously tempted to pony up the cash for it. So far I've seen the one with the building of the Brooklyn Bridge, the one with the Manhattan road system development, one about corrupt politicians in the early 1900s and the one with Central Park's history. Love it.

Hot or Not
 

Breasticle Day
 

Okay, I aplogize.

But only because you are so obviously desperate, and therefore, dangerous as well.

VMA Observations
 

Christina, Beyonce, the random fly girls on stage . . . thank God Madonna was panted. I don't even wanna think about Kelly Osbourne. I would've had to change the zoom on the wide screen.

Maybe it was just bad lighting casting unflattering shadows.

Documentaries
 

They're not selling well here in Minnesota, for some reason.

VMA Observations
 

The last time I saw my favorite local punk rockers, Dillinger 4, play, it was an all ages show, and the bass player repeatedly urged the high school kids in the audience to beat up any of their fellow high school kids who wore Good Charlotte shirts. I had never even heard of Good Charlotte, but to this day I am ready to beat up anyone who wanders through my law firm with a Good Charlotte shirt. By "beat up," I mean "think derisive thoughts about."

Actually, the last time I saw them play was two Fridays ago, but that does not really count because the bass player came out for the sound check drunk out of his mind and completely naked except for a duct tape "X" across his very large ass. Someone tuned his bass for him, and the band managed to stumble through about three songs (after one of which, the lead singer noted that the bass player had apparently joined a different band that evening), before the bass player fell down and (I think) passed out for a bit on stage. The band said "Thank you, good night" and (because some of them own the club), discounted Budweisers to $1 a bottle for the rest of the evening. The opening act was good, though.

VMA Observations
 

Oh no it is not.

Breasticle Day
 

I hardly think the proper response to a joke you find objectionable is to turn around and make fun of crippled people.

Breasticle Day
 

Fair enough. Your intial response reminded me of this classic Seinfeld line:

Preist: "And this offends you as a Jewish person?"
Jerry: "No, it offends me as a comedian."

VMA Observations
 

We're talking about fashion, not the desires of random whiteboys.

Women are actually getting ass injections and implants. Not to roll JHo style but to add some ass.