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Tyrone Slothrop 03-16-2005 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Bush has, on many occasions, reiterated that Israel must return to the road map. He has condemned the destruction of homes and establishment of new settlements - and Sharon has complied. What more can and should we - or the UN - do?
We could make it clear that we will invade them, hunt down Sharon in whatever hole he may hide in, occupy their country, and impose a new form of government. Or, maybe not.

SlaveNoMore 03-16-2005 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
"Right.

When was the last time the Security Council passed a resolution condemning Israel?"

http://lawtalkers.com/forums/showthr...309#post162309
I'm still waiting to see how that Resolution is similar with the post Gulf War resolutions imposed on Hussein's Iraq.

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Buuuuuuuurn.
You really need to get that looked at. It might be the clap

SlaveNoMore 03-16-2005 02:35 PM

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Tyrone Slothrop
We could make it clear that we will invade them, hunt down Sharon in whatever hole he may hide in, occupy their country, and impose a new form of government. Or, maybe not.
If they don't do ... what?

Shape Shifter 03-16-2005 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I'm still waiting to see how that Resolution is similar with the post Gulf War resolutions imposed on Hussein's Iraq.
You asked when SC last condemned Israel. You got your answer, C. Montgomery.

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You really need to get that looked at. It might be the clap
Are you trying to tell me something?

Sexual Harassment Panda 03-16-2005 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
We could make it clear that we will invade them, hunt down Sharon in whatever hole he may hide in, occupy their country, and impose a new form of government. Or, maybe not.
Now, let's not get carried away. Give the weapons inspectors time to do their work.

sgtclub 03-16-2005 03:00 PM

An honest, though partisan, question
 
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Originally posted by Spanky
That is when I believe it happens.



No - what did I miss?
He's a little stiff, but a better foe to Hannity than Combs is. I just find it funny that the supposed ultra-biased Fox would invite the former chair of the DNC to host.

bilmore 03-16-2005 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
If they don't do ... what?
If you go by the past UN pronouncements, this would involve walking into the sea en masse and dying.

Shape Shifter 03-16-2005 03:13 PM

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If you go by the past UN pronouncements, this would involve walking into the sea en masse and dying.
So UN pronouncements carry little weight. Like, they may be insufficient grounds to invade someone or something like that. I think that's what you're saying.

Tyrone Slothrop 03-16-2005 03:20 PM

They must have mistaken him for an Italian Communist.
 
  • The deputy commander of the Iraqi army in western Al-Anbar province was shot dead by US troops at a checkpoint Tuesday night, a police officer said. ‘The US forces opened fire at 8:00 pm on Brigadier General Ismail Swayed al-Obeid, who had left his base in Baghdadi to head home,’ police Captain Amin al-Hitti said. ‘They spotted him on the road after the curfew, which goes into effect at 6pm,’ the officer said in Baghdadi, 185 kilometres west of the capital.

ABC (the Oz one)

Hank Chinaski 03-16-2005 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
So UN pronouncements carry little weight. Like, they may be insufficient grounds to invade someone or something like that. I think that's what you're saying.
I think you want to over react because the Jews got all biological and dropped plauges on the locals and we might not want to trust them to not do it again- but shit that was ages ago. You can't invade over that.

Sexual Harassment Panda 03-16-2005 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I think you want to over react because the Jews got all biological and dropped plauges on the locals and we might not want to trust them to not do it again- but shit that was ages ago. You can't invade over that.
We have some evidence that suggests they may have the intent to start thinking about maybe restarting those programs someday, though. You think they don't have centrifuges in the Microbiology Dept. at Tel Aviv University?

bilmore 03-16-2005 03:29 PM

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We have some evidence that suggests they may have the intent to start thinking about maybe restarting those programs someday, though. You think they don't have centrifuges in the Microbiology Dept. at Tel Aviv University?
Do they have oil?

Gattigap 03-16-2005 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Do they have oil?
Intelligence reports say yes! Slam dunk.

Hank Chinaski 03-16-2005 03:42 PM

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We have some evidence that suggests they may have the intent to start thinking about maybe restarting those programs someday, though. You think they don't have centrifuges in the Microbiology Dept. at Tel Aviv University?
Fucking nuke 'em. You know they killed ALL the baby boys from the Egyptians- not a few buses full- ALL. And you know where they got the idea? Yep. A Bush!

Sexual Harassment Panda 03-16-2005 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Do they have oil?
What an absurd question. Whether they have any oil has absolutely nothing to do with it! I say, Shut up ! Shut Up!! Just -- shut up !!

bilmore 03-16-2005 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
And you know where they got the idea? Yep. A Bush!
I just wanted to see this again.

Sexual Harassment Panda 03-16-2005 03:53 PM

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Fucking nuke 'em. You know they killed ALL the baby boys from the Egyptians- not a few buses full- ALL. And you know where they got the idea? Yep. A Bush!
A little compassion is in order. The Bush apparently regrets its "youthful indiscretion".

taxwonk 03-16-2005 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by Sexual Harassment Panda
A little compassion is in order. The Bush apparently regrets its "youthful indiscretion".
What a fucking candy-ass. I had many youthful indiscretions. I had many not-so-youthful indiscretions. And I regret not a one of them. They all seemed right at the time, nobody died, and all indictments were successfully quashed before they hit the papers.

God Bless these United States and youthful indiscretions.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 03-16-2005 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
What a fucking candy-ass.
The voters are the candy-asses. Why do you think Clinton didn't inhale?

It's all the fucking born-agains who had their fun but don't think anyone else should ever after.

bilmore 03-16-2005 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It's all the fucking born-agains who had their fun but don't think anyone else should ever after.
"Born agains"?

Try "parents".

Hank Chinaski 03-16-2005 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
What a fucking candy-ass. I had many youthful indiscretions. I had many not-so-youthful indiscretions. And I regret not a one of them. They all seemed right at the time, nobody died, and all indictments were successfully quashed before they hit the papers.

God Bless these United States and youthful indiscretions.
The follow up to my Bush post- essentially a series of corny puns- show that you are all incapable of appreciating art. i don't expect genius to be recognized, but the "Bush told the jews" is perhaps the best post ever on LTPB. Some stunned silence at least- please.

bilmore 03-16-2005 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
. . . you are all incapable of appreciating art.
"all"?

Cut precisely.

Hank Chinaski 03-16-2005 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
"all"?

Cut precisely.
I'm sorry bilmore, not you- of course you were one of the few that realized Guernica actually hangs in a museum.

Sexual Harassment Panda 03-16-2005 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The follow up to my Bush post- essentially a series of corny puns- show that you are all incapable of appreciating art. i don't expect genius to be recognized, but the "Bush told the jews" is perhaps the best post ever on LTPB. Some stunned silence at least- please.
Careful, Hank - you might break your arm.

taxwonk 03-16-2005 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The follow up to my Bush post- essentially a series of corny puns- show that you are all incapable of appreciating art. i don't expect genius to be recognized, but the "Bush told the jews" is perhaps the best post ever on LTPB. Some stunned silence at least- please.
There wasn't a single pun in my entire post, you sniveling little pissant. And I've farted better puns than yours. Perhaps the Best Post Ever? Bilmore, I need to borrow one of your roofing nails. Hank's head is getting all over-inflated again.

Spanky 03-16-2005 05:53 PM

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I'm sorry bilmore, not you- of course you were one of the few that realized Guernica actually hangs in a museum.
I know that Guernica (or at least the one Picasso painted about) was a liberal strong hold and thats why it was bombed by Franco. But was it also a Basque city? I thought I saw a picture of a basque demonstration with a sign that said Guernica will never be forgotten. Of course my spanish sucks, and the sign might have been in Basque, so then I completely misread it.

SlaveNoMore 03-16-2005 05:56 PM

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Hank Chinaski
The follow up to my Bush post- essentially a series of corny puns- show that you are all incapable of appreciating art. i don't expect genius to be recognized, but the "Bush told the jews" is perhaps the best post ever on LTPB. Some stunned silence at least- please.
It becomes less classic each time you pat yourself on the back.

Spanky 03-16-2005 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
"Born agains"?

Try "parents".
The disconnect between parents and their past is the main problem with the abortion debate. Every parent, whether or not they were involved in orgies at the age of twelve, thinks that their kids are not having sex. And their kids know it. But with 67% of teenagers being sexually active most everybody is wrong. However, even in the most pro-choice states, like California, the overwhelming majority of people think that a sixteen year old needs to get parental consent to have an abortion. A parental consent law was passed in California but the California Supreme Court knocked it down as being unconstitutional under the California Constitution. Now a proposition has received enough signatures to appear on the next ballot to amend the California constitution and it looks as though it is going to sail through. My opinion is that the biggest cause of abortion is teenage girls not wanting their parents to know they got pregnant. If this proposition passes, the back alley abortions are going to start right up again. In other words, the people that need their abortion rights the most, are going to lose it. Just my opinion.

Sexual Harassment Panda 03-16-2005 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I know that Guernica (or at least the one Picasso painted about) was a liberal strong hold and thats why it was bombed by Franco. But was it also a Basque city? I thought I saw a picture of a basque demonstration with a sign that said Guernica will never be forgotten. Of course my spanish sucks, and the sign might have been in Basque, so then I completely misread it.
It was a Basque town.

Spanky 03-16-2005 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by Sexual Harassment Panda
It was a Basque town.
So does that mean if the liberals had one (anti-Franco forces) the Basques would have obtained their independance?

bilmore 03-16-2005 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
In other words, the people that need their abortion rights the most, are going to lose it. Just my opinion.
There is a school of thought, however, that the people who most need their abortion rights are the ones being . . . um . . . aborted.

Just sayin' . . .

ltl/fb 03-16-2005 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by Sexual Harassment Panda
It was a Basque town.
Are Basques generally furry, or was it just that one guy I dated in college?

ltl/fb 03-16-2005 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
There is a school of thought, however, that the people who most need their abortion rights are the ones being . . . um . . . aborted.

Just sayin' . . .
Aren't all the aborted fetuses created equal? Why do some get more rights????

bilmore 03-16-2005 06:08 PM

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Aren't all the aborted fetuses created equal? Why do some get more rights????
The ones with oil do better.

Spanky 03-16-2005 06:09 PM

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Are Basques generally furry, or was it just that one guy I dated in college?
I don't know about furry but a huge number of them live in and around bakersfield CA. Was the guy from Bakersfield?

ltl/fb 03-16-2005 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
The ones with oil do better.
I would think ingesting crude oil would cause some serious damage to the fetus.

Sexual Harassment Panda 03-16-2005 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Are Basques generally furry, or was it just that one guy I dated in college?
I am not Basque, nor am I an expert on all things Basque.

I have heard they are in generally quite hirsute, but have no personal experience thereof.

ltl/fb 03-16-2005 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I don't know about furry but a huge number of them live in and around bakersfield CA. Was the guy from Bakersfield?
No. Not even close. What is Bakersfield?

bilmore 03-16-2005 06:11 PM

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I have heard they are in generally quite hirsute, but have no personal experience thereof.
I do. Anecdotal and not statistical, but of maybe thirty, twenty-nine are hairier than heck, and the thirtieth is just really hairy.

ltl/fb 03-16-2005 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
I do. Anecdotal and not statistical, but of maybe thirty, twenty-nine are hairier than heck, and the thirtieth is just really hairy.
The heck you say!


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