Less on Survivor?
 

I can have that effect.

RANT OF THE DAY
 

When you have finished pushing countless buttons at the ATM machine

and have taken your money

and have taken your receipt

and have put the money in your wallet

and have taken your card

and have put the card in your wallet

and have fumbled around trying to place the receipt in your wallet

and have looked all around the machine to see if there is anything that you may have forgotten after your long stay

and have stared at the buttons on the ATM machine wondering why the keys have Braille

and have taken time to simply stare at the entire contraption, wondering about the amazing technology that lets it all happen

and as you now simply stand in front of the machine, perhaps thinking about planet zorkon or some other completely inane matter, don't you perhaps possible believe that

NOW ITS TIME TO FUCKING MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AND LET SOMEONE ELSE GET THEIR GODDAMN CASH!!!!

bitch.

aV

VMA Observations
 

AND, courntey love was quoted as saying she regretted her ass lipo.

TF on Survivor?
 

Can somebody please nail timmy back on the fucking cross?

Ben Affleck Schadenfreude
 

I predict he will be shacked up with Courntey Love not long after him and JHo break up over her control and trust issues and his need for breathing room.

TF on Survivor?
 

I just laughed so hard it hurt my tummy. :rofl:

For that I will gladly turn your wrenches...

I knew something was missing from Chris Rock's act at the VMAs
 

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/met...wn/image1.html

Pics of Bobby and Whitney at his hearing. Bobby is officially a free man.

Ben Affleck Schadenfreude (and a Tara Reid sighting)
 

NO. I feel sick. She is famous for nothing except being a C list actress who peaked about five years ago ( except a brief turn as Bunny Lebowski). SHe is a bleached blonde, over made up mall chick slut from New Jersey.

And I am definitely better looking than her. with a better, natural body. And way less materialistic.

I feel sick.

Bike News
 

Also known as Confidential to PJ, Burger, and AdL:

Tyler fracture his hip in a crash and is out for the rest of the season.

http://sports.yahoo.com/sc/news?slug...ters&type=lgns

The last of the VMA posts
 

Chris Rock.......

On MTV's shows
"Everytime I see ‘Say What Karaoke.’ I say 'Say what’s on the other channel.'"
On 'Making the Band' with Puff Daddy
"You get to see Puff Daddy be a mentor to the children. Who better than Puff Daddy to show the kids wrong from wronger?"

On 'Punk'd'
"I want to see them try to punk DMX. ‘DMX, you’ve been punked.’ ‘Oh yeah, you’ve been stabbed.’"

On Ashton Kutcher
"My man’s a pimp. He’ll take your girlfriend and your mother. I don’t even think he’s in love with Demi Moore. He’s just trying to punk Bruce Willis."

On Seeing Janet Jackson with Jermaine Dupree
"Damn, I had a shot. It’s like finding out about a sale a day too late."

On the deaths of overweight singers
"I don’t know where Ruben (Studdard) is, but I hope he’s eating a salad right now."
On Paula Abdul judging a singing contest
"It’s like getting Christopher Reeves to judge a dance contest."

On 50 Cent
"He took more shots to the face then Jenna Jameson."

On seating arrangements
"You have the Olsen twins over there, so then you got to put R. Kelly way up there."

On Good Charlotte
"Good Charlotte? More like a mediocre Green Day."

On LeBron James and Ashanti
"He’s trying not to be the next Kobe and she’s trying not to be the next victim."

On Eminem
"Our next presenter saves a lot of money on Mother’s Day."

On Lil Jon
"Doesn’t Lil Jon look a lot like a black Cousin It."

On P. Diddy
"Our next presenter is being sued by more people that the Catholic Church."

On the 'Queer Eye' guys
"Our next five presenters make a living out of dressing up the guys who beat them up in high school. Give it up for the gay Beatles."

After 50 Cent's performance
"Today is the anniversary of Martin Luther King’s 'I Have a Dream’ speech —isn’t it nice to see that his dream has finally come true?"

After Coldplay's performance
"I hope you all didn’t slit your wrists to that one."

On the Williams sisters
"Our next two presenters have beaten the crap out of more white girls than Rick James."

On the show 'Cribs'
"It’s just celebrities showing off their crap. They should change the name to Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah."

On Ben Stiller & Drew Barrymore
"These two are Hollywood royalty, which means they’re inbred and out of touch with the common man."

Courtesy of MSNBC.com

Bike News
 

Evenodds fracture her English, but she only out until post 1151.

CDF (also a TDF devotee)

Confidential to Thrasher
 

Your avatar annoys me. Here's a new one.

http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev...aze/thrash.jpg

Confidential to Thrasher
 

Since Day One I have wanted a new avatar but I don't know how to do it. I will try this one but no guarantees -- computer savvy I am not.

Less on Survivor?
 

Why do you have that picture as your avatar? Is that your dog?

Confidential to Thrasher
 

Go to your user cp. Click on options. Click on avatar. where it gives you the option to put an address put in this link

http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev...aze/thrash.jpg