Amazing Race
 

For the second part, the rule I thought was being invoked was the "unaccompanied baggage" thing, that prevents someone from checking in a bomb and then skipping the flight. Isn't a good deal of checked luggage not scanned.

Amazing Race
 

Yes. I understand the rule, and there's a pretty good reason for it. A bomber could check through a bag on a plane going A-B-C and then get off at B, with the bomb timed to go off at C. But the alternative to citing the rule and blowing them off is "We'll get your bags off the other flight"

That said, identifying once again all the hassles of flying probably isn't the pub. that the airlines were seeking when sponsoring aspects of the show.

Musical Terrorist
 

The Country Music Lobby will see to it that this never happens.

NEWSFLASH
 

It just occurred to me that running lawtalkers may be a prime indicator that you're gay. We already know slave is a little fruity, but I think e/o and I are gonna have some soul searching to do.

This really throws off my day.

Female friendly porn.
 

Hmmm... maybe I'm not a lesbian then. This also happened during ACL.

I'm so confused.

NEWSFLASH
 

I like your new signature line. Which one am I?

Female friendly porn.
 

Why not just say you're polymorphously perverse and be done with it?

NEWSFLASH
 

Have I ever bought you champagne?

NEWSFLASH
 

Pain for everyone!

Female friendly porn.
 

Oddly enough, it's fine today. I didn't think I'd make it home last night.

Female friendly porn.
 

But do we know if it's an ecotopic pregnancy or not? Inquiring minds want to know.

Female friendly porn.
 

We can solve this problem.

Did you perform acts on another woman that were, until recently, illegal in Texas? If so, did you enjoy performing said acts?

If you answer no to both of these questions, you are probably not a lesbian, but you do have one more shot.

Do you have a desire to perform acts, until recently illegal in Texas, on another woman?

If no, you are not a lesbian.

If you answered yes to both one and two or three, you might be a lesbian.

In order to determine whether you are in fact a lesbian, we will have to go to part two of the test. If you answered no, then there is no need to continue.

Still reading? Ok, let's continue.

Do you enjoy performing acts that are similar* in nature to those once illegal between two women in Texas (but perfectly legal between a man and a woman in the Lonestar State) on men? If not, do you desire to perform such acts on a man?

If no, then you are a lesbian. If yes then you are bisexual.


*By similar I of course mean nothing alike at all, but at least occurring in the same region of the body.

Female friendly porn.
 

If these questions arouse me in a slightly clinical way, does that make me a lesbian too?

Female friendly porn.
 

We're all glad you got over your acute case of "pay attention to me"-itis.

TM

Female friendly porn.
 

No it makes you annoying, amusing and pitiful.