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Nice try, leagl, but you've been around long enough to know the rule: What happens at ACL stays at ACL. At least on the board. If you want to know how RT became a lesbian, PM me for details!

LessinSF

09-22-2004 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Oddly enough, it's fine today. I didn't think I'd make it home last night.

But have you sworn off cycling - http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ng_hamilton_dc - it's looking bad for Tyler.

Replaced_Texan

09-22-2004 02:49 PM

mcs at acl

The missed connection section of Austin's craigslist is full of people who checked each other out at ACL but were too chicken to talk. They're hysterical:

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Posted by: You stood next to me at ACL

you looked at me. I thought we made a connection. Reply if you did too.

Fuck, there were 75,000 people there. Way to winnow it down a little.

And leagle, I think I might not be a lesbian after all. :( I do enjoy performing things once illegal between women on men though. Does that make me bisexual?

ETA: evidence of spinning hippie chicks

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Posted by: http://Every time I turned around (a...... - w4m - 27

...you were making me weak with your spins, kicks, and twirls. You: shaggy dark hair, sunglasses, and jacket/blazer. Me: too shy to say hello. Can we spin together sometime?

Gattigap

09-22-2004 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
[Lesbian ID test]

Nice. This sounds like something Jeff Foxworthy would do.

I doubt it would play as well in the same venues, but still I think this stuff has a future in some blue-state comedy clubs.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

09-22-2004 02:55 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
We can solve this problem.

Did you perform acts on another woman that were, until recently, illegal in Texas? If so, did you enjoy performing said acts?

If you answer no to both of these questions, you are probably not a lesbian, but you do have one more shot.

Do you have a desire to perform acts, until recently illegal in Texas, on another woman?

If no, you are not a lesbian.

If you answered yes to both one and two or three, you might be a lesbian.

In order to determine whether you are in fact a lesbian, we will have to go to part two of the test. If you answered no, then there is no need to continue.

Still reading? Ok, let's continue.

Do you enjoy performing acts that are similar* in nature to those once illegal between two women in Texas (but perfectly legal between a man and a woman in the Lonestar State) on men? If not, do you desire to perform such acts on a man?

If no, then you are a lesbian. If yes then you are bisexual.

*By similar I of course mean nothing alike at all, but at least occurring in the same region of the body.

According to my answers, I'm a lesbian, too.

Shape Shifter

09-22-2004 02:55 PM

mcs at acl

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

ETA: evidence of spinning hippie chicks

quote:
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Posted by: Every time I turned around (at ACL)... - w4m - 27

...you were making me weak with your spins, kicks, and twirls. You: shaggy dark hair, sunglasses, and jacket/blazer. Me: too shy to say hello. Can we spin together sometime?
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Ahem.

Flinty_McFlint

09-22-2004 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
No it makes you annoying, amusing and pitiful.

Are you my mother?

Replaced_Texan

09-22-2004 02:58 PM

mcs at acl

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Ahem.

I know, I know... what happened at ACL, stays at ACL. Got it.

leagleaze

09-22-2004 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
According to my answers, I'm a lesbian, too.

Are you performing acts on "another woman?" Who knew.

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Are you my mother?

You wish.

Gattigap

09-22-2004 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Are you performing acts on "another woman?" Who knew.

Hank?

Flinty_McFlint

09-22-2004 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
You wish.

You're right. I kinda do wish that. Care to adopt? I'm housetrained.

Shape Shifter

09-22-2004 03:07 PM

My Cup Runneth Over

Guys in the NFL don't wear protective cups. Huh.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...fleming/040922

(spree: work friendly, but guys, I will warn you that the story about Virgil Livers will make you cringe. It's toward the bottom of the article.)

leagleaze

09-22-2004 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You're right. I kinda do wish that. Care to adopt? I'm housetrained.

No.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

09-22-2004 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Are you my mother?

For the parents out there --

The horse was not his mother, the cow was not his mother, the dog was not his mother, the kitten was not his mother, the lesbian was not his mother, so the baby Flinty went on...

http://coudformation.tripod.com/are_you_my_mother.jpg

bold_n_brazen

09-22-2004 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
For the parents out there --

The horse was not his mother, the cow was not his mother, the dog was not his mother, the kitten was not his mother, the lesbian was not his mother, so the baby Flinty went on...

Snort!

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