I love modern art. Part II.
 

Nice one.

Of course, according to Augusten Burroughs, there is a percentage of the gay male community that does not engage in that stuff. Mouth/hands only, I guess.

I was kind of . . . intrigued that Lennie is pictured with a hot dog in at least a couple of the submissions. Perhaps it's just a cigar.

The one with Jack with some woman's head over him was just weird. It seemed kind of father/son/holy ghost or mary/jesus to me. Except she seemed southeast asian.

According to the biography that I read, Oscar Wilde only engaged in intercrural sex. It only took me two years to learn what "intercrural" meant.

He's only five. I have plenty of time to get unsquicky about the ass-sex thing. Don't be getting me all upset.

So, now you're going to make US wait that long, too?

(Damn, people, enough with these internally-unfinished posts.)

In that situation, you just want to be glad he's still asking you for advice.

Comfort yourself with the idea that, if television can be believed, he'll drag YOU out for the school-clothes shopping trip, and do a better job at it than you could ever hope to do.

Anythingthatmoves
 

Thanks, lizard king, for making me do a freakin' google search. As a result, I found the anythingthatmoves community (I think this means bisexual, but it could carry over to other species too, I guess). Here's an advice column that defines "intercrural sex" for everyone, along with having a little helpful (?) anal advice.

http://www.anythingthatmoves.com/ish20/wymnty.html

[no bad pictures, but as I said it seems to be a bisexual community webpage, so use discretion at work.]

Football Funnies
 

Humorous wishlist for football -- if you don't like sports just pass this by instead of reading it and then asking me why in the hell I posted it here on the FB blah blah blah blah... because I find it funny and wanted to share, you party-pooper.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/column...rtnersite=espn

We want the sideline reporters to tell us, "Sorry, got nothing for you here. We never have anything for you. Now let's go back to the booth for the rest of eternity."

We want Mike Shanahan to relax his jaw before his face explodes and showers the field with bolts, springs and screws.

And finally, we want the Super Bowl pre-game show to go on pay-per-view, so we can miss it with an even clearer conscience.

I figured out that "crural" means "of or relating to the thigh or leg; specifically : FEMORAL <crural artery>"

but I'm still not sure what intercrural sex is. Mushing it between his own thighs in some weird kind of masturbation? Rubbing thighs with someone but not involving genitals?

I was just hoping he would redecorate for me -- I just don't seem to have the nack.

Anythingthatmoves
 

My old boyfriend has a whole community now? Damn!

At least he'll never let you out of the house with a mohawk again.

Anythingthatmoves
 

Freaky. It was the only page I could understand from Google. The rest was all Gray's Anatomy.