LawTalkers - New Fashion Board 10-3-2003

Uh oh. I'm Chelsea Clinton. Shy of $7,000 (there is obviously no accounting for the price of drinks in NYC). 1.79 bathtubs. .04 Ferraris.

BR(I know those who have seen me blotto will find this incredible, but I don't go out very often)C

Hank Chinaski

10-16-2003 12:49 PM

Ambition and relationships

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Originally posted by fufu
That is a very fine tan Mr. Chinaski

i just wanted to seem like a real lawyer somewhere.......

NotFromHere

10-16-2003 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
ozzy at 240K. but I'm confused by the "go OUT drinking" how do you incorporate drinking at home?

Out, in, all the same. Drinking is drinking. Apparently people in London don't drink "at home."
And how old are you at $240k?

paigowprincess

10-16-2003 12:51 PM

unfortunate reality TV

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Originally posted by rufus leeking
note to Paigow-for the next little bit be careful with the TV and commercials. I saw a John Basedow commercial and he seems to have dyed his hair yellow. Maybe he heard your criticism and just thought he needed to do something. Anyway its not a good look. There's a stringness to the hair that really clashes with the body. His head says herion addict and the body says whatever it says.

If he bugged you before it'll be much worse now.

It was late, I'd been drinking, so its possible I imagined it, but I don't think so....

I am picturing Shave in a grunge phase. Thanks for the warning. I have had a surprisingly John BLazecow free run. I think its bc Big Brother ended. I have to ask,, are you in DC? I am still trying to determine whether his commercials are DC only. ANd if so, why? Is he a local celeb? Might I see him playing hoops with George Clooney?

pony_trekker

10-16-2003 12:53 PM

Holy shit!!!

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Originally posted by evenodds
I am Homer Simpson.

$32,268.

Boris Yeltsin $136,041

Bad_Rich_Chic

10-16-2003 12:53 PM

Ambition and relationships

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Dump this dingy broad. Anyone who doesn't realize that work in any form sucks ass is a dumbass.

Much more concise and to the point than me, as usual.

fufu	10-16-2003 01:01 PM

Holy shit!!!

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Boris Yeltsin $136,041

Ozzy Osbourne - $326446

2.4 Ferraris

Bad_Rich_Chic

10-16-2003 01:01 PM

Drink o'meter

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Uh oh. I'm Chelsea Clinton. Shy of $7,000 (there is obviously no accounting for the price of drinks in NYC). 1.79 bathtubs. .04 Ferraris.

BR(I know those who have seen me blotto will find this incredible, but I don't go out very often)C

The Mr. scored a Homer Simpson, at $13,644.8 and .08 Ferraris.

pony_trekker

10-16-2003 01:05 PM

Ambition and relationships

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Dump this dingy broad. Anyone who doesn't realize that work in any form sucks ass is a dumbass.

"Edited to replace 'dumb cunt' with 'dingy broad.'"

Actually, I think your first instinct was right. This is someone who is tactfully telling you that you are a loser because you are at an Amlaw 25 law firm instead of an Amlaw 5 law firm. Further broken down, this means she wasnts a bigger ring than all of her friends. So this spells trouble. God forbid she has to drive a Camry. God forbid you hang up a shingle or sell life insurance. D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

Not exactly someone who you can go sit at the nickel slots with in Atlantic City, then slurp up concentrated mased potatoes at the buffet when you are in your eighties.

Shit after reading this, I am going to grovel at my wife's feet.

paigowprincess

10-16-2003 01:06 PM

Someone's been to new Jersey!

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Originally posted by Chunky Monkey
I know that Paris (Texas) is busy ruining Urlacher's career -- you know if you've seen him play lately -- but whose jersey is it that Mascara Reid is hexing? I thought it would be Keyshawn Johnson, but the colors don't look right for it to be a Bucs jersey.

..

That peroxide job on the right is Tara Reid? How do these people tell eachother apart? Same plastic surgeon, same sink full of bleach, same over done makeup from Mac. They all look like inbred mutatinos of Sarah Michelle Gellar,

But does this mean Mark Phillipoussis has got his wiener boiled, steamed and vacuumed? I bet it was after his crushing loss to Nalbandian at the US Open where he just look drained after the second set.

paigowprincess

10-16-2003 01:08 PM

Confidential to p_c

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Originally posted by Maine
Please, I have only been rejected once, that was rejected by Massachusetts as part of the Great Compromise. The rest of you went to great effort to keep me around and keep Canada from getting a piece of me (thank you).

New Jersey only wishes she even had the chance to reject me! Indeed!

Hi J[JOKE]!

robustpuppy

10-16-2003 01:08 PM

Someone's been to new Jersey!

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
But does this mean Mark Phillipoussis has got his wiener boiled, steamed and vacuumed?

And you say you heart the man. This sounds even more painful than a nipple in the snake eye.

Wouldn't testing and a course of meds be enough?

pony_trekker

10-16-2003 01:11 PM

Ambition and relationships

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Translation

Her father was a prick who never paid any attention to her.

PS, FBA, I hope it is clear that I don't think you are a loser. I agree - a job is a means to an end. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a tool.

Shape Shifter

10-16-2003 01:13 PM

Ambition and relationships

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
I agree - a job is a means to an end. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a tool.

Anyone who thinks otherwise would probably not be wasting time here.

robustpuppy

10-16-2003 01:14 PM

Ambition and relationships

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Her father was a prick who never paid any attention to her.

Took the words ... I was going to ask what's Daddy like, but the ensuing steamy PMs from SS would disrupt my work day too much.