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Shape Shifter 09-22-2004 04:41 PM
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I already know what happened Shifty. RT got a look at you, she got a look at e/o, and she made the choice anyone in that situation would make. She went gay.
She must have overlooked my tits and my $100k check.

Gattigap 09-22-2004 04:41 PM
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Speaking of idiots, I was watching the WSOP recently and they did a segment on proposition bets. Naturally, they told the story about how Howard Lederer, a strict vegetarian, once ate a whole cheeseburger to win a prop bet. Then they showed the winner of what has to be the ultimate prop bet, the guy who got breast implants to win a $100k bet. The guy opened his shirt and showed his tits to the camera. Funny thing is, espn put a black box over his nipples. I can understand their being overly cautious in the wake of the Janet Jackson thing, and it's not like I was upset about the presence of the black box, but come on. They're still male nipples, which have historically been shown on television. Do they need to be blocked out just because they're on the end of tits?
Perhaps it was just aesthetics.

Pretty Little Flower 09-22-2004 04:47 PM
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Nice try, leagl, but you've been around long enough to know the rule: What happens at ACL stays at ACL. At least on the board. If you want to know how RT became a lesbian, PM me for details!
No need for the PM - I think I know what happened. She took a look at you and bought a one way ticket to the Island of Lesbos! :rolf2: :rolf2:

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 09-22-2004 04:49 PM
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She must have overlooked my tits and my $100k check.
You're up against E/O's ass and her $200 K check.

Give it up.

Shape Shifter 09-22-2004 04:50 PM
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No need for the PM - I think I know what happened. She took a look at you and bought a one way ticket to the Island of Lesbos! :rolf2: :rolf2:
Oh ho, flower, good one! You really got me there! LOL!!! What wit. What imagination! How can I ever hope to respond? I will just slink away in shame. You should all pay me to stay hidden -- I will turn them ALL into lesbians! Mwwwaahhahahahhaha!!!

Shape Shifter 09-22-2004 04:51 PM
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You're up against E/O's ass and her $200 K check.

Give it up.
If this was the situation, gladly.

Pretty Little Flower 09-22-2004 04:53 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Speaking of idiots, I was watching the WSOP recently and they did a segment on proposition bets. Naturally, they told the story about how Howard Lederer, a strict vegetarian, once ate a whole cheeseburger to win a prop bet. Then they showed the winner of what has to be the ultimate prop bet, the guy who got breast implants to win a $100k bet. The guy opened his shirt and showed his tits to the camera. Funny thing is, espn put a black box over his nipples. I can understand their being overly cautious in the wake of the Janet Jackson thing, and it's not like I was upset about the presence of the black box, but come on. They're still male nipples, which have historically been shown on television. Do they need to be blocked out just because they're on the end of tits?
Whenever I go to see my favorite local transsexual, leather fetishist, glam metal band, the breast-implanted lead singer will usually strip down to some sort of breast revealing outfit. Sometimes he/she wears black electrical tape "pasties," but I am pretty sure he/she often does not. Although, now that I think about it, it is possible that he/she only has scars where the nipples used to be, so it may not be considered as risque.

Replaced_Texan 09-22-2004 05:14 PM
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No need for the PM - I think I know what happened. She took a look at you and bought a one way ticket to the Island of Lesbos! :rolf2: :rolf2:
It's a very nice island. Lots of nubile bodies. Ya'll should join me.

pony_trekker 09-22-2004 05:31 PM
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I really need to watch another lesbian act in person. In my life I saw two and they were very cool.

Replaced_Texan 09-22-2004 06:14 PM
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Sister has been asked to submit a writing sample of a grant proposal she's written. All of her grant proposals have been written in conjunction with another person. How does she note her contribution when she submits the sample?

spookyfish 09-22-2004 06:21 PM
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Sister has been asked to submit a writing sample of a grant proposal she's written. All of her grant proposals have been written in conjunction with another person. How does she note her contribution when she submits the sample?
She should list herself as co- or contributing author, along with the name of the other person she wrote it with, along with some sort of brief explanation of the extent of her involvement in writing it. And try to pick one where she did most of the writing. It might also be helpful to give the other person involved with the grant some notice, assuming this is for a job and someone wants to verify.

Tyrone Slothrop 09-22-2004 06:44 PM
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It's a very nice island. Lots of nubile bodies. Ya'll should join me.
I thought Lesbos was in the Aegean, and Nubia was south of Egypt. Where oh where is Atticus to supplement and correct my inferior classical education?

http://www.greekisland.co.uk/maps/co...aegean_map.jpg

http://www.brooklynmuseum.org/visit/...arge/nubia.jpg

For some non-work safe images, do a Google image search for Lesbos and Nubia!

Hank Chinaski 09-22-2004 06:53 PM
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Whenever I go to see my favorite local transsexual, leather fetishist, glam metal band, the breast-implanted lead singer will usually strip down to some sort of breast revealing outfit. Sometimes he/she wears black electrical tape "pasties," but I am pretty sure he/she often does not. Although, now that I think about it, it is possible that he/she only has scars where the nipples used to be, so it may not be considered as risque.
I don't believe a transexual should have implants. In the end you have to be happy with some body. I wonder if the pre-operative consoling was adequate in this case.

Flinty_McFlint 09-22-2004 07:17 PM
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You're right. I kinda do wish that. Care to adopt? I'm housetrained.
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Originally posted by leagleaze
No.
Flinty is crying on the inside. On the outside, Flinty is flipping you the bird.

leagleaze 09-22-2004 07:28 PM
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Flinty is crying on the inside. On the outside, Flinty is flipping you the bird.

Go ahead and cry, monkey boy.


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