Depressing Post-Modernist Post
 

What's the saddest of these three:

1) I just watched a show about a bunch of dorks riding around on a bus playing Madden 2006;

2) I am now writing a post to a bunch of people I've (mostly) never met about how I just watched a show about a bunch of losers playing video football;

3) You're now reading this post.

Waltz
 

You are? I still hate everyone, and the world still sucks. I think you need to medicate now.


As for songs in 3/4 time.

"Stormy Pinkness" - They Might be Giants.

(The only reason I know this is because some random German guy screams it out during the live recording of this song.)

Poll, Best song with a xylophone in it
 

that would have been way better if you'd said "I guess I've got more PLF in me than I care to admit".

Poll, Best song with a xylophone in it
 

I would think that would be something for him to brag about.

Poll, Best song with a xylophone in it
 

I don't know, I kind of like the small ones.

Poll, Best song with a xylophone in it
 

Or "it's Christmas, so I've got a little bit of PLF in me."

Jimmy Buffett has an album entitled "Living And Dying In 3/4 Time," but I don't know whether in fact the songs on that album are in 3/4 time because I am rhythmically-challenged.

"Come Monday" is on it. Is that in 3/4 time?

I've accepted my spinsterdom, where is my membership card
 

I can't even utter this.

I've accepted my spinsterdom, where is my membership card
 

A Corvette isn't even the cheesiest car made by GM.

Hello? Camaro? Firebird?

ETA: Pretty sure Bitchin' Camaro is in 4/4.

cars
 

I would date a guy whose second car is a Lamborghini. FYI.

cars
 

Well, hello there, you little Northerner you.

Does it matter that my first car is a Minivan?

I've accepted my spinsterdom, where is my membership card
 

Agree. But those cheesy guys driving cheesy IROCs dream about owning a 'Vette.

cars
 

I can't tell you how much misunderstanding and heartache I've avoided since I put that bumper sticker that says "My other car is a Segway" on the back of my '87 Corolla.

Depressing Post-Modernist Post
 

Meta. I think you just blew Thurgreed's mind again.

cars
 

Lamborghini/Ferraris are the type of cars that I'd like to borrow for a few weeks and then give back. Drive 'em around really hard and fast, but stop before I kill myself. Kind of like a Playboy model.

I've accepted my spinsterdom, where is my membership card
 

Hey! My father drives a Corvette.

It's a '65, which makes it cool.