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That is so hot.

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Lesbians make monkeys cry. Don't let word get out, or somebody will use that as a reason why y'all shouldn't be allowed to marry.

"We need a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage: because lesbians make monkeys cry."

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Hell, I want a constitutional amendment banning monkeys.

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How do you think it was determined that RT is a lesbian?

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You sir, are off my Chrismukkah card list.

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If the operation went forward, I'm guessing it meant the patient was inconsolable.

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Dear Cornelius:

I saw the "Planet of the Apes", my Ron Jeremy-looking friend. I saw 28 Days Later. I watched Grape Ape. I saw "King Kong." I saw "Every Which Way But Loose." I heard the Winston voicemail. I know what a threat you monkey-fuckers are.

If you vote for Kerry - the Chimps win!!!!

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Remind me to tell you of the time we were reciting from Pliny's 25th letter --- the one about the eruption of Vesuuium. Of course, we came upon "cuius similitudinem et formam non alia magis arbor quam pinus expresserit." Booter, who was reciting at the time, graduated Deerfield and therefore had never obtained mastery of the Ecclesiastical pronunciation. Needless to say, when he gave us "pinus" in the classical pronunciation, we howled! O, the halls of Pennypacker redounded with our merriment!

After we had regained ourselves, we retired to Hank's room to repast upon tea cakes and to do gay sex. Ah, bright college days!

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I think that is a bit harsh, I mean I know Georgie boy doesn't think we should be able to marry, but I doubt we make him cry. And I think that we should encourage making monkey-fuckers cry. Four more years of no monkey fucking would be fine by me.


*It's a joke Slave, a joke.*


Oh, did anyone watch Lost last night? Kind of an intense start wasn't it?

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I watched about the first ten minutes. I really didn't have the energy to wait for an explanation as to how some sort of plane crash would scatter passengers broadly about a deserted island, with chunks of fuselage landing on a beach with the jet engine still running.

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I kind of like the way Leagl's spanking the monkey here.

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I have seen the band a number of times and the lead singer has never stuck me as needing any consolation.

http://www.prettyhorses.net/presspho...721084822.html (for reasons previously discussed, I am unsure whether a picture of a topless breast-implanted transsexual with undiscernible nipples is work-appropriate).

In case you are interested, there is a documentrary about Venus, the lead singer, his/her life between gender and his/her relationship with his/her wife. It is called Venus of Mars, I believe. I have not seen it.

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If you watch Alias, you understand that you need an amazing willing suspension of disbelief for JJ Abrams productions. Also, David Fury, late of Angel is one of the head writers. It's on my Tivo, but I haven't watched it yet.

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Don't get me started with Alias, which was vaguely believeable--vaguely--until they started playing with the Mission: Impossible masks sometime last year. Well, that and the satellite cameras that could peer into houses from geosynchronus orbit.

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I just love how they threaten and blackmail the CIA on a regular basis and retain security clearance in the next episode. Spy Daddy kicks ass. I'm only halfway through the season 3 dvds, so I haven't encountered the MI masks yet.