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Tyrone Slothrop 05-02-2013 04:44 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
The Matrix retold by Mom.

Atticus Grinch 05-02-2013 07:58 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 479048)
but in the sobering news department the poor kid got named Atticus.
An Atticus who gives a shit about sport. Will wonders never cease?

taxwonk 05-02-2013 09:12 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 479082)
An Atticus who gives a shit about sport. Will wonders never cease?
No. Eventually, wonders will be crushed beneath the Fist of an Angry God. After that, they will cease.

Pretty Little Flower 05-02-2013 09:15 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 479083)
No. Eventually, wonders will be crushed beneath the Fist of an Angry God. After that, they will cease.
Is it possible for God to create a wonder so indestructible that even his Angry Fist cannot crush it?

taxwonk 05-02-2013 09:56 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 479084)
Is it possible for God to create a wonder so indestructible that even his Angry Fist cannot crush it?
No.

Hank Chinaski 05-02-2013 10:19 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 479084)
Is it possible for God to create a wonder so indestructible that even his Angry Fist cannot crush it?
All of us are made by God with a purpose, and will exist until he decides it is time for us to end. Hopefully we will all have a long fruitful life to reproduce and worship under the Sacraments provided to us by the Holy See. But those of us who are arrogant and do not follow God's rules, rules we all know, well yes God will smash that arrogance.

Remember that bicycle race where you were winning in the overage Clydesdale division, then your chain broke for no reason? You had masturbated within the week before, hadn't you?

Pretty Little Flower 05-03-2013 10:15 AM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 479085)
No.
How dare you doubt the omnipotence of God.

Pretty Little Flower 05-03-2013 10:18 AM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 479086)
All of us are made by God with a purpose, and will exist until he decides it is time for us to end. Hopefully we will all have a long fruitful life to reproduce and worship under the Sacraments provided to us by the Holy See. But those of us who are arrogant and do not follow God's rules, rules we all know, well yes God will smash that arrogance.

Remember that bicycle race where you were winning in the overage Clydesdale division, then your chain broke for no reason? You had masturbated within the week before, hadn't you?
No, but I had wasted my seed in the mouths of numerous women that week. But this was not something I had solicited, so I feel that should mitigate the situation somewhat.

Pretty Little Flower 05-03-2013 10:59 AM
Statement of Position
 
I don't care how large her breasts are, I am not going to spend the time to find out who Amanda Bynes is or otherwise care about her apparent downward spiral.

Hank Chinaski 05-03-2013 11:27 AM
Re: Statement of Position
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 479089)
I don't care how large her breasts are, I am not going to spend the time to find out who Amanda Bynes is or otherwise care about her apparent downward spiral.
quit being a Downer McDowny. Here's something to lighten the mood.

http://vimeo.com/65102146

taxwonk 05-03-2013 01:11 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 479087)
How dare you doubt the omnipotence of God.
I don't doubt God's omnipotence. I doubt her commitment to the long term.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-03-2013 01:40 PM
Re: Statement of Position
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 479089)
I don't care how large her breasts are, I am not going to spend the time to find out who Amanda Bynes is or otherwise care about her apparent downward spiral.
There are better looking girls at your firm. Ask one of them to show you her breasts.

But do not ask one to fellate you.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-03-2013 02:02 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
But you should definitely let them know that it is International Clitoris Awareness Week next week:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3202780.html

Pretty Little Flower 05-03-2013 02:53 PM
Re: Statement of Position
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 479092)
There are better looking girls at your firm. Ask one of them to show you her breasts.

But do not ask one to fellate you.
Done and done.

Hank Chinaski 05-03-2013 04:26 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Shonen Knife's cover of "On Top Of The World" came on my shuffle yesterday and I could help but think since that song started that movie Lindsey has fallen down from the top:(
http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/03/showbi...html?hpt=hp_t3


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