Question relating to sex
 

It's per depositor, not per account, but yes, up to a point.

http://www.fdic.gov/deposit/deposits/insured/basic.html

Question relating to sex
 

It was the bank itself. The FDIC insured only up to 100k of that. But I do know they wouldn't insure two accounts in the same exact name for 600k, i.e. if I had two accounts as leagleaze in total they would insure 300k. But if I have one as leagleaze, my dad has one, and he has one jointly with me as dad & leagleaze, we could insure up to 900k. (Or in a traditional bank which only offers the FDIC protection, 300k.)

Heartfelt apology
 

I thought there was an exception to the meanspiritedness requirement where others abused the person on your behalf. I note that Paigow was nice to RP today, and I believe that counts.

Remedial Toasting
 

Watched the rerun of the QE/SG premiere --- Butch the artist. Recalling this and the George the trainer episode, it appears that this country had encountered a crisis of toastmaking, and Jai's not picking up the slack. Let me clue you in: if you don't have anything to say, don't make a toast. A toast should be short, sweet, and concern only one thing or person. There's nothing worse than some assjack toasting the guest of honor, and of course em's lovely spouse who's put up with em all these years, and thank you all for coming it's been great to see you, and what wonderful food let's-thank-the-chef, and let's hear it for the band etc.

How to Make a Toast:
Look around to make sure most glasses are filled before starting. (Do not make a toast with just water in your glass.) Stand. Face the person you are toasting. Lift the glass. Look directly in the recipient's eye --- do not break gaze. Say three sentences.* Slightly incline the glass toward the recipient. Take a sip and sit the fuck down.

How to Be the Recipient of a Toast:
Stay seated. Shut up. Smile awkwardly. Occasionally look away from the person toasting, exchanging shy looks with others that say "Can you believe all this fuss over me?" Do not touch your glass. Do not touch your motherfucking glass.

*These three sentences should be in the following form: (1) Why you know the recipient, and for how long. (2) Heartfelt generic expression of admiration and/or thanks with which others can agree --- don't make a room full of people thank your former roommate for turning you on your side that night you almost swallowed your tongue. (3) "To [Insert Name Here]." Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom.

Question relating to sex
 

Not directly, anyway.

Question relating to sex
 

Nope. It's cumulative.

neighsayer's (where is she? i miss her) old glory
 

What would that make this then?:

http://page.netfirms.com/gif/1poodlesht.gif

TM

PS - I found Pushy the Puppy's girlfriend.

http://www.marylen.com/jpegs/dogs/dog3.jpg

Question relating to banking
 

This is exactly the kind of "change back!" behavior (or behaviour, if you prefer) that self-help books and therapists warn against.

I'm usually helpful on for-real things and mean about random things I know nothing about. Unless people doubt my wisdom on the for-real things I'm helpful on. Then I abuse them.

neighsayer's (where is she? i miss her) old glory
 

For the love of Mike, someone make that thing smaller!!!!

neighsayer's (where is she? i miss her) old glory
 

Jeezus H, where the hell is PETA when you really need them?

neighsayer's (where is she? i miss her) old glory
 

Careful - that's the kind of wish that got TF in trouble, I hear.

Remedial Toasting
 

You need to attend some Irish wakes as well as Brahmin weddings.

Toasts should be thoughful, creative, and humorous. Good toasts can be very short or very long. They usually hang together and make a point. They come up to and toy with the line separating good taste from bad taste, and ultimately retreat to the good taste side. However, they do not fit some staid formula.

Good toasts are not given in isolation. One good toast does not a wedding make. They should go on and on, leading to a memorable night of crazy but thoughtful drunkenness. Good toasts are like a good day on the FB.

neighsayer's (where is she? i miss her) old glory
 

Why is his penis coming out of his leg? And if it's Pushy's girlfriend, why does she have a penis in the first place?

neighsayer's (where is she? i miss her) old glory
 

And sorry, bilmore, but you should change your avatar to this, even though it outs you:

http://home.earthlink.net/~iadams/deck1.jpg

TM

Remedial Toasting
 

This is the only thing in your post with which I disagree. I have yet to hear a "very long" toast that was as good as a short one. Sure, there are brilliant story-tellers who can sparkle. They can go from hilarious to maudlin in one sentence, and not make it sound contrived. God love 'em --- they should do eulogies at funerals and emcee everything else. Those rare people have enough blarney that they'll ignore the formula no matter what I say. But even their toasts are better when structured with an efficient set-up and a crisp money shot.

Yeah, some people can talk like they just walked off the set of an Aaron Sorkin production. But saying my advice is inapplicable because some people are already good at toasting is like saying we shouldn't learn to dress to accentuate boobage because some people are Anna Nicole Smith.