1. The best first generation arcade game was "Asteroid." Guys who liked "Missile Command" were dorks.

2. The best second generation arcade game was "Defender." Guys who liked "Tempest" were dorks.

3. The best third generation arcade game was a tie between "APB" and "Off Road." Guys who liked "Spy Hunter" were dorks.

A friend bought a full-size "Off Road" at a B/K liquidation auction and put it in his basement. That game rawked. If I coulda played it drunk in 1984, I would have.

http://www.arcadeobsession.com/image...ad/offroad.jpg

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The pants are interesting but the site also has a potential new avatar for fb/ltl if she wants to return to the beheading theme. Maybe it could just make special PMS guest appearances:

http://www.electricchair.com/images/.../bhw003-sm.jpg

Edited to add there is also one for barely:
http://www.electricchair.com/images/...lerw031-sm.jpg

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I'm going to need more of him that just the head if I'm going to fuck him.

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Hm, I like it, but not as much as my "I Only Date Crack Whores" t-shirt.

Yes, I really own the above t-shirt. My ex b-f bought it for me. It's fabulous. I'm planning to wear it Christmas morning.

edited to add that by "above t-shirt" I mean the crack-whore t-shirt, not the "barely legal" t-shirt. my breasts aren't big enough to carry off the barely legal t-shirt. I haven't finished growing (or so I keep telling myself)

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never heard of skullfucking, have you?

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Major GA gathering possibilities in January: Jan. 20-25 at the Mixed Blood. Puppetry of the Penis: The Ancient Art of Genital Origami.

http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/photo/pp_penis.jpg

Hope they heat the stage well (the theater's in an old fire house) or shrinkage may diminish the show.

BTW, has anyone seen this? Funny or not?

Edited to add that I need a tutorial in sizing pictures because this is larger than I expected.

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I've seen it. It is very funny for about 5 minutes. Then it is just excruciating to watch. But YMMV.

"It is as it was."
 

This reminds me. I saw "The Italian Job" in Philly awhile back. And this fat fuck who was sitting near me answered his loud ringing phone, halfway through the movie and had this conversation with the person on the other end at (no joke) the top of his lungs:

"Hey!

No. I'm at the movies. AT THE MOVIES.

Italian Job. Yeah. But we're leavin'. There are no Italians in it."

And I kid you not, when he walked past me, he looked at me and said, "Did you know there weren't going to be any Italians in it? What a gip."

TM

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My sister once wore her "If you wanna fuck call (number that I'm not remembering)" tee-shirt one Christmas morning.

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If that's the case, I'll have to rethink my idea. Perhaps, with the assistance of a bottle of single malt, Bilmore and PLF will provide us with more than 5 minutes of laughs.

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My family is not particularly repressed, but if any single one of us used Christmas morning as an opportunity to communicate in any fashion (other than by being visibly pregnant, which can't be helped) that he or she had or desired sexual intercourse of any kind with anyone, ever, they would be beaten to death by the rest of us.

YMMV.

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Wow. This was just brought up w/in my circle. How this is one of the best. Pee-pees. Wee-wees. Good-time buddies:

"Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers?
Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!"

Was this the game?
 

Keep up paigs! Weren't you following my tale of woe? I never actually GOT the game -- it was sitting there in the guest room closet, tantalizingly close, but then I had to go and open my big fat yap, and it was taken away.

Scarring, I tell you. Absolutely devastating.

(But, as a rule, chocolate starfish and corn are always suspicious.)

Edited to fix spelling error -- hey, I guess I see what you mean...

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Interesting. Not to be a scotch Timmy, as I don't drink the stuff myself, but I noted that the discussion was of the virtues of single-malts, yet the label in the pic clearly indicates that Lagavulin is a double malt. Do they also make a single-malt version? I remember the label on most bottles I've seen being white, not black.

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Dick size, or IQ?