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Pretty Little Flower 04-21-2010 04:49 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 422072)
I was up at 3am (after a night of way too much beer) chasing a mouse around my bedroom, that had gotten in from the backyard yesterday.

In light of that experience, I'm rethinking my position on crush videos.
You found the experience arousing?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 04-21-2010 05:07 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 422073)
You found the experience arousing?
That might get him a post on awkwardboners.com.

Fugee 04-21-2010 05:18 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 422072)
I was up at 3am (after a night of way too much beer) chasing a mouse around my bedroom, that had gotten in from the backyard yesterday.

In light of that experience, I'm rethinking my position on crush videos.
Get a cat.

Cletus Miller 04-21-2010 05:37 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 422075)
Get a cat.
I'm not sure if the court would have ruled the same way (or, at least, not 8-1) if presented with one of those sorts of videos.

Atticus Grinch 04-21-2010 05:38 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 422072)
I was up at 3am (after a night of way too much beer) chasing a mouse around my bedroom, that had gotten in from the backyard yesterday.

In light of that experience, I'm rethinking my position on crush videos.
House mice live predominantly indoors already. If it came from your yard and was nocturnal it was probably a salt marsh harvest mouse. Unless you can verify that its incisors were without grooves, I'm siccing Pelosi on your mouse-murdering ass.

Flinty_McFlint 04-21-2010 05:40 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 422077)
House mice live predominantly indoors already. If it came from your yard and was nocturnal it was probably a salt marsh harvest mouse. Unless you can verify that its incisors were without grooves, I'm siccing Pelosi on your mouse-murdering ass.
You people are weird. The whole lot of you.

Sidd Finch 04-21-2010 05:41 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 422075)
Get a cat.
I have one. He looks like shit in high heels.

Sidd Finch 04-21-2010 05:44 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 422077)
House mice live predominantly indoors already. If it came from your yard and was nocturnal it was probably a salt marsh harvest mouse. Unless you can verify that its incisors were without grooves, I'm siccing Pelosi on your mouse-murdering ass.
He was too big to be a house mouse, and for reasons I won't go into we've had our house checked for mice very recently.

I think the mouse got into our house in daytime, when the back door was open. Teach me to have a yard in f'ing San Francisco.

But he's not dead, at least not by me. The fucker was fast. (And kind of cute, honestly.) We managed to chase him back outside. And much to my disappointment, an owl did not immedately swoop down and catch him.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 04-21-2010 05:48 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 422078)
You people are weird. The whole lot of you.
You eat mice, don't you?

Replaced_Texan 04-21-2010 05:59 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 422080)
He was too big to be a house mouse, and for reasons I won't go into we've had our house checked for mice very recently.

I think the mouse got into our house in daytime, when the back door was open. Teach me to have a yard in f'ing San Francisco.

But he's not dead, at least not by me. The fucker was fast. (And kind of cute, honestly.) We managed to chase him back outside. And much to my disappointment, an owl did not immedately swoop down and catch him.
http://mikemooers.files.wordpress.co...mouse-cute.jpg????

Sidd Finch 04-21-2010 06:05 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 422082)
Close, but more grey.

At least until Mrs. Finch drove her stiletto through his flesh.

ThurgreedMarshall 04-21-2010 06:29 PM
Re: Who is this April Rose?
 
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 422071)
Is she on a soap?
Apparently, she is a model who has also done some TV work in the Chicago area, which means shame on Coltrane for keeping her all to himself.

TM

Gattigap 04-21-2010 06:31 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 422083)
Close, but more grey.

At least until Mrs. Finch drove her stiletto through his flesh.
Wait. You chased the fucker outside and THEN Mrs. Finch killed him?

Shit, that's cold. Flinty, we need to revisit this proposed change of venue for the next poker game.

greatwhitenorthchick 04-21-2010 06:49 PM
Re: Okay, GWINKY, wtf?
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 422033)
Please to explain. I couldn't get through more than 30 seconds of this:

http://www.jamesgunn.com/2010/04/19/...ame-show-host/

(spree: sfw)

TM
Yeah, it's totally fucked up. When I was a little kid, we used to beg my Mom to go on Just Like Mom. We were so enamored with the Bake-Off that we totally overlooked Fergy's creepiness. I don't even remember him at all from that show (and I looooved that show), I just remember that he used to call Blue Jays games.

greatwhitenorthchick 04-21-2010 06:51 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 422086)
Wait. You chased the fucker outside and THEN Mrs. Finch killed him?

Shit, that's cold. Flinty, we need to revisit this proposed change of venue for the next poker game.
I cannot tell if this is whiffy or just continuing the fiction.


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