Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
 

Shhhhhh. Your one of the ones who can tell when I whiff. No need to clue the others in.

Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
 

Is that what they're calling it these days?

plus your lake catches on fire
 

Sorry to do this Spooky.... Bill Simmons ranking the NBA teams makes a good point:

• Saddest ongoing subplot: The erosion of LeBron's passing skills. Here's a guy who sees the court like Magic and used to delight in setting up his teammates ... now he's hoisting up 29 shots in some games? What happened to the guy who made everyone else better? Remember the days when we wondered whether he would average a triple-double for a season? Long gone. Honestly, I liked watching him more as a rookie. This is right up there with Lindsay Lohan losing her boobs in my book -- it's a borderline national tragedy. I can't talk about this anymore, I'm getting up.

and a good joke:

• Highlight of my Clippers season so far: During a stoppage in the second half, Ron Artest was standing right near us by the 3-point line, with the name of his record album carved in the back of his head, of course. So somebody screamed out, "Hey Ron, I bought your album ... IT [STUNK]!!!!!" First, everyone giggled. Then we quickly realized that he might charge into the stands and inexplicably beat the hell out of one of us. So Ron turns around, searches the faces to see who yelled at him, finally finds the guy ... and gives him a big wink. High comedy. I like Ron Artest. He's my favorite NBA player who was ever suspended for a season for attacking a fan.

Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
 

"Where's the most unusual place you've ever made love?"

"Well, Bob, I guess I'd have to say . . . in the abstract!"

Gifts for gardeners
 

There's a party in your ass and everyone is coming?

Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
 

BOTD

Hank-new Paigow

Gifts for gardeners
 

We have a winner!!!

An Actual billboard
 

those wacky Iowans. (I have no idea where Iowa is. Honestly. I get it mixed up with Idaho, which I only know about because they have potatoes and it borders Canada - I think).

http://gayorbit.net/wp-images/113005_wait_for_bling.jpg

Does this mean if I got a Tag like Sunny did, it would be ok for me to put out? Do Tags count as bling? And what about smug divorcees? What do we do re: abstinence? So many questions.

et remove apostrophe and apologize to dtb.

Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
 

I thought you only tried it that one time with that one gf?

Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
 

Please. You're not even the new NFH. And the tragic part is that you could be the old lo-berry, if only you applied yourself.

Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
 

You have a paigow-like recall.

Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
 

only about ass-fucking. IIRC, you both came much (harder? faster? something like that) than you expected, but nonetheless you never did it again.

And you regretted ever having posted about it, but on the old board, there was no editing function.

I suppose this post and my prior post would be reasons you might have regretted sharing?

Subbing for NFH
 

Let me try:

First it was Mr. Miyagi, now Wendie Jo Sperber, what is happening to my formative years' stars?!?!?!?!?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20051201/en_celeb_eo/17880

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Isn't the bf like, young and poor or something. Thankfully, it seems you can give up the anal without getting the bling. So penis in butthole, it is.

Subbing for NFH
 

hmmmmm- points for "previously posted" but you have to make a snarky comment about any female celebs mentioned in the post to give it the real nfh feel.

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Money quote:

"Sperber applied a similar spunk to her acting career. "

Is that some sort of casting couch reference?

Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
 

I believe the phrase used by Bob was "made whoopee."

Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
 

Wow. Paigow-like recall, indeed!

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The best billboard ever is "Real Men Don't Use Porn" with real men, respectable guys standing looking competant and presumably porn free*. Not anywhere on the net alas- but here's the thing- the IAM and its goals, if achieved, run smack into the work the RMDUP people are trying to do.

*actually they look the Village People if hetero and the Indian is gone.

Subbing for NFH
 

I think it was her secret skin-care regime.

Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
 

IT WAS ABOUT ASS-FUCKING.

And, I had a crush on weed at the time.

An Actual billboard
 

Erotica? Lube?

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If she included her decollatage (sp?), does that mean spunk causes breast cancer???

Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
 

Oh, right. Add the ol' "at the time" red herring. It won't work, sister.

What do you do with a BA in English?
 

Apparently they didn't like the attention the Celtics have been getting for all of their inept personnel moves, and wanted the limelight back.

Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
 

Why did they not do it again?

Gayer. Than. Anything by Boy George?

Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
 

Guilt over really intense orgasms? It was inexplicable to me. Which may also be why it stuck in my memory.

Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
 

Is that some kind of Catholic thing?

Subbing for NFH
 

1. Colllllllllllld.

2. Perish the thought. I'm sure more research will eventually show that applied spunk prevents breast cancer.

Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
 

Ask ironweed. Or go look it up on the old board.

Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
 

No can do. It's blocked by my crack-IT squad.

Subbing for NFH
 

Thanks. Was this posted too in response to the "Jen Anniston's tits suck in the recent GQ" post?

http://img14.imagevenue.com/loc24/th...niston.001.jpg

Subbing for NFH
 

What about throat cancer?

Subbing for NFH
 

It's a magical cure-all!

Without. A. Doubt.

Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
 

Go home and do it.

Or perhaps ironweed will share the history of his experiences with, and feelings about, anal sex. Who knows? The story may have developed further over the last few years.

Weed, seriously, I'm not stalking you. It just stuck in my mind, probably because you only did it once. I also recall people who fessed up to MFMs.

Subbing for NFH
 

Rectal cancer kills, you know.

Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
 

Non, Rien De Rien, Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien

It was fun, but not worth the mess. Orange you glad you asked?

Subbing for NFH
 

Prostate cancer in particular.