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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 05-14-2003 03:44 PM

Sport, or not a Sport?
 
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
[sport . . . ] such as Australian rules football.
Now footie is a Sport How did ESPN fail to make that game more popular? It's like wide-open rugby without all the scrums and confusing shit. It's essentially the playground game of kill the carrier (aka kill the man with the ball), plus a scoring element. And the best refs in sport -- the ice cream guys with the one or two forearmed point. Great stuff. All it needs are podium girls.

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In other sporting news, what the fuck is the ACC thinking, voting to include Miami, BC, and Syracuse? Grrrr.
It's not a done deal. Virginia is going to lobby heavily to get Va. Tech in, and bounce the 'Cuse (BC would stay because there's a better television market than upstate NY).

The only redeeming value it has it that the local college games on TV in DC will less frequently be matchups like UNC v. Wake Forest, while hte rest of the country sees Miami/Michigan/Okla/USC play some other ranked team.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-14-2003 03:45 PM

Sport, or not a Sport?
 
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Actually, shooting is the classic sport. But I'm an old-fashioned purist about what is sport and what is a game. Sports are outdoor recreational passtimes engaged in for the purpose of pleasure - classically, fishing, shooting and hunting.
That makes sense, but what are all those things the ancient Greeks did, like javelin, discus, shot put etc. games, sports, what? Or are those technically "feats of strength"? (Like in Festivus).

Bad_Rich_Chic 05-14-2003 03:47 PM

Buffy (not new thread)
 
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Watchers think that they're the good guys, but ever since they pulled that Abraham / Isaac thing on Buffy and Giles back in season three, they've been defined as "ambiguously good/poorly managed/clearly don't have a clue as to what's really going on." That was reinforced in the Angel episodes where they were going after Faith.
I've taken to thinking of them as "good in the sense that the Inquisition was good," in that they sometimes do good (i.e.: facilitate getting the bad people), but generally do more harm than good, and tend in practice to be more about the politics & bureocracy of justifying their continued bossiness.

But I had to get up to get another shot to dull the pain before the old chick started talking, so I sort of missed something that might have passed for non-waste-of-time exposition there.

And, dammit, David Boreanaz is SO DAMN FAT now compared to seasons 1-3. His whole face is lost in mush.

Bad_Rich_Chic 05-14-2003 03:51 PM

Sport, or not a Sport?
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That makes sense, but what are all those things the ancient Greeks did, like javelin, discus, shot put etc. games, sports, what? Or are those technically "feats of strength"? (Like in Festivus).
Those were games. (I.e.: the Olympic Games?) Games are organized contests (usually but not always athletic) engaged in by teams or individuals and conducted according to specific rules. Generally, competition = game.

purse junkie 05-14-2003 03:51 PM

Sport, or not a Sport?
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I am all for a good cup of tea, yet I must say that if you have ever played 18 holes in Texas in July you would realize exactly how much energy one can expend playing a round of golf.

I would call it a sport, despite that fact that it is a sport that permits consumption of bloody marys and beer during play. Heck that is the best kind of sport!

n(and a grilled cheese at the turn, please)cs
Playing outside in Texas in July isn't "expending energy," it's merely self-immolation. But if you tell me I can drink lots of cocktails while I play, plus eat snacks, I'll call it anything the hell ya want. ;)

Atticus Grinch 05-14-2003 03:54 PM

Sport, or not a Sport?
 
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
But I'm an old-fashioned purist about what is sport and what is a game. Sports are outdoor recreational passtimes engaged in for the purpose of pleasure - classically, fishing, shooting and hunting.
It's great how you use the word "classically" to describe an aristocratic lifestyle that evolved solely in the Modern era for a miniscule population, and that is already lost for all but a few Edwardian SCA dorks.

For eons before that, the "classic" sports you list were a means of subsistence, and people disported themselves, if at all, by feats of strength and exertion, like running, throwing, and wrestling contests. Games, perhaps, but "sport" is not circumscribed as those activities performed while wearing brogues.

spookyfish 05-14-2003 03:54 PM

Sport, or not a Sport?
 
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Originally posted by soup sandwich
I agree with Purse Junkie on this one. I like the theory that a "sport" requires defense, a way to physically prevent your opponent from reaching a goal. Golf is a competitive activity, but it is not sport.

Baseball=sport
Auto racing=sport
Sprinting=competitive activity
Figure skating=competitive activity
Chess=game
Poker=game

Long distance running=a gray area; you can impead your opponents progress, but only a little bit
Interesting. I generally don't think about it by making such fine distinctions. A sport in my mind is any competetive activity not involving a board or table, where the competition usually (but not always) takes place out of doors. I guess it would also involve strength, endurance and coordination, which would eliminate bowling, croquet and bocce, but doesn't necessarily involve defense, like downhill skiing, but I could be totally off base here. I'm sure Thurgreed will let me know. :D

evenodds 05-14-2003 03:56 PM

Sport, or not a Sport?
 
Perhaps I am slow, but this "controversy" is absurd.

Hunting is considered a sport, shooting is not.

The definition of sport is "a game or competitve activity involving physical exertion."

A game on the other hand is "a form of play or sport, esp. a competitive one played according to rules and decided by skill, strength, or luck."

(Definitions from the Oxford Encyclopedic; emphasis, mine.)

edited to remove unreferenced quote. e/o

greatwhitenorthchick 05-14-2003 03:57 PM

Sport, or not a Sport?
 
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Those were games. (I.e.: the Olympic Games?) Games are organized contests (usually but not always athletic) engaged in by teams or individuals and conducted according to specific rules. Generally, competition = game.
I understand that - I guess what I meant was is the sport/game distinction a British thing (ie. the things you call sports sound like what the Queen does, not what the Greeks did), or was that distinction and those definitions there way back when with the original Olympic Games. Did the greeks call it the "games" or is that just what we call it filtered through an Anglo view of the world.

I am thinking too much about this.

[Edited to say Atticus said what I am trying to get at much better]

purse junkie 05-14-2003 04:00 PM

Sport, or not a Sport?
 
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Uh, no. I was simply saying that men would not be happy if there was a sport in which they could not compete even if they wanted to. Fuck it, forget I said it.

Shit
This reminds me of the old feminist joke (yes, there are some) where if guys could menstruate they'd be competing over who had the worst cramps, and bragging "Yeah, I'm on the rag, man!" and clapping each other on the butt...

ThrashersFan 05-14-2003 04:05 PM

Sport, or not a Sport?
 
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Originally posted by purse junkie
This reminds me of the old feminist joke (yes, there are some) where if guys could menstruate they'd be competing over who had the worst cramps, and bragging "Yeah, I'm on the rag, man!" and clapping each other on the butt...
And they would likely invent a sport around it, like farting to blow tampons out of your ass for distance.:eek:

greatwhitenorthchick 05-14-2003 04:06 PM

to change the topic back to an old favorite
 
Does anyone know the difference between a "Happy Trails" and a "Brazilian"? I would prefer to ask here first rather than asking my esthetician (who would fall over if I asked for one because I think she thinks I am not the type who would get something like that). But anyway. Happy Trails is an option where I go, and just sounds more fun, so I was thinking about it.

paigowprincess 05-14-2003 04:13 PM

Sport, or not a Sport?
 
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
the most disgusting thing I have ever read
that was the most disgusting thing I have ever read.

ABBAKiss 05-14-2003 04:13 PM

to change the topic back to an old favorite
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Does anyone know the difference between a "Happy Trails" and a "Brazilian"? I would prefer to ask here first rather than asking my esthetician (who would fall over if I asked for one because I think she thinks I am not the type who would get something like that). But anyway. Happy Trails is an option where I go, and just sounds more fun, so I was thinking about it.
Seeing as how I am a do-it-yourselfer, I don't KNOW, but I would assume the "Happy Trails" is a thin strip surrounding the area, if you know what I mean, and extending up the front. Sort of the equivalent of a thin fu manchu. I'm sure someone will tell me if I am wrong.

Bad_Rich_Chic 05-14-2003 04:13 PM

Sport, or not a Sport?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I understand that - I guess what I meant was is the sport/game distinction a British thing (ie. the things you call sports sound like what the Queen does, not what the Greeks did), or was that distinction and those definitions there way back when with the original Olympic Games. Did the greeks call it the "games" or is that just what we call it filtered through an Anglo view of the world.

I am thinking too much about this.
Don't know if a distinction exists in Greek or if it was imposed by translators using the (certainly at the time correct) applicable English word, which seems more likely. Not that it matters since the debate is about a word in English. But you're right, it's a distinction made more often in Britain now, and it could be considered a British distinction in that they invented the language and so got to set the basic terms before we N.A.s got to play with it. Most modern dictionaries reflect common usage (as they should) and you're sort of down to linguists and curmudgeons recognizing the difference - find me someone who pronounces "hospitable" with the emphasis on the first sylable and I'll bet you 5 cents he or she considers football a game. But in English the distinction goes back to the time English adopted the word. The french/anglo-norman root, too, emphasized frivolous pleasure as distinct from competition.

Edited to say: you are correct, atticus, hunting done for subsistence or to earn a living was not considered "sport," nor was running done of necessity rather than for fun. Before hunting, shooting and fishing became the most common outdoor "sports," dancing 'round the May pole was also considered sport, often accompanied by other "sports" like rolling in the morning dew, picking flowers for each other and activities that seem to be strange archaic forms of "spin the bottle." I rather wish they'd bring those back.

NotFromHere 05-14-2003 04:16 PM

Brazilian
 
:eek: I'm also a do-it-myselfer - but I was told that Brazil is about as small a runway as you could do - including no runway at all. Happy trails sounds like there would be more "foliage" in the "forest."

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-14-2003 04:20 PM

Brazilian
 
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
:eek: I'm also a do-it-myselfer - but I was told that Brazil is about as small a runway as you could do - including no runway at all. Happy trails sounds like there would be more "foliage" in the "forest."
The GF has told me that the brazilian is completely bare.

robustpuppy 05-14-2003 04:25 PM

Re MR's Avatar
 
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Originally posted by bilmore
My choice was all-inclusive, while yours implies that feeling and response is spatially limited.

Having said that, I so don't want to go the rest of the way.
Are you calling my orgasms immature, Siggy?

Bad_Rich_Chic 05-14-2003 04:27 PM

Brazilian
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The GF has told me that the brazilian is completely bare.
But, from what I hear, Happy Trails is more than a landing strip. So what is the landing strip again?

BR(I though the "totally bare" was a "Playboy" or something and the landing strip was the Brazillian, but I have no basis for that)C

Anne Elk 05-14-2003 04:32 PM

Brazilian
 
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
But, from what I hear, Happy Trails is more than a landing strip. So what is the landing strip again?

BR(I though the "totally bare" was a "Playboy" or something and the landing strip was the Brazillian, but I have no basis for that)C
According to an article at salon.com, the Brazilian leaves a tiny crew cut triangle, everything else front and back is gone. I couldn't open the article on Happy Trails.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-14-2003 04:32 PM

Brazilian
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
But, from what I hear, Happy Trails is more than a landing strip. So what is the landing strip again?

BR(I though the "totally bare" was a "Playboy" or something and the landing strip was the Brazillian, but I have no basis for that)C

Now I'm thinking that I could be wrong...


My word is never gospel.

bilmore 05-14-2003 04:32 PM

Re MR's Avatar
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you calling my orgasms immature, Siggy?
I don't do opinions without seeing the briefs.

barely_legal 05-14-2003 04:41 PM

Brazilian
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
But, from what I hear, Happy Trails is more than a landing strip. So what is the landing strip again?

BR(I though the "totally bare" was a "Playboy" or something and the landing strip was the Brazillian, but I have no basis for that)C
According to my esthetician, a brazilian is completely bare and a playboy brazilian leaves a very small landing strip (not a very long one but wider than a hitler stach or whatever someone was talking about a few weeks ago)

lawyer_princess 05-14-2003 04:45 PM

Sport, or not a Sport?
 
If hunting is a sport, then why are the hunted animals called "game," hmmm?

ABBAKiss 05-14-2003 04:48 PM

Brazilian
 
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Originally posted by barely_legal
According to my esthetician, a brazilian is completely bare and a playboy brazilian leaves a very small landing strip (not a very long one but wider than a hitler stach or whatever someone was talking about a few weeks ago)
I don't have an esthetician but this is my understanding as well.

You know you see too much porn when it looks weird to see a full muff like the woman in One Hour Photo. It looked like a toupee to me.

And I am SO glad that I am not an esthetician. It's like being a prostitute--not so bad if you can pick your clients, but otherwise horrid.

bilmore 05-14-2003 04:49 PM

Sport, or not a Sport?
 
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Originally posted by lawyer_princess
If hunting is a sport, then why are the hunted animals called "game," hmmm?
Ever smell a football locker room?

Not "sporty".

"Gamey".

greatwhitenorthchick 05-14-2003 04:54 PM

Brazilian
 
Quote:

Originally posted by barely_legal
According to my esthetician, a brazilian is completely bare and a playboy brazilian leaves a very small landing strip (not a very long one but wider than a hitler stach or whatever someone was talking about a few weeks ago)
I am glad I did not ask my esthetician because I would have looked stupid. According to that salon article, a happy trails is that thing that some people get when they have hair that goes from their belly button down to their pussy (actually I have only ever seen it on men, and obviously they don't have a pussy). So a happy trails wax is when they take that off. I don't have one, so I don't need it. That is kind of disappointing - I thought it might be something different.

LessinSF 05-14-2003 04:56 PM

Brazilian
 
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You know you see too much porn when ....
Sacrilege.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-14-2003 04:56 PM

Brazilian
 
Quote:

Originally posted by barely_legal
According to my esthetician, a brazilian is completely bare and a playboy brazilian leaves a very small landing strip (not a very long one but wider than a hitler stach or whatever someone was talking about a few weeks ago)
Shouldn't these estheticians be more specialized? They sound like small town barbers from the '50s, where you had two choices: buzz cut or crew cut. Instead of asking for a specific "do" at these beavershops, can't you just say: "a little off the sides and top, about 1/4 inch length, and nix the sideburns ()"??

FWIW, my friend's wife is an esthetician, and the guys in the group have threatened on many occasions to go to her salon to have her "clean them up" so to speak...:mr:

ABBAKiss 05-14-2003 04:58 PM

Brazilian
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Happy Trails defined
Huh. So what is it when it is the fu manchu-like thing (it's like a half-millimeter strip all around the goods)? I have never understood how this is accomplished, but it is sort-of impressive.

bilmore 05-14-2003 05:20 PM

Brazilian
 
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Huh. So what is it when it is the fu manchu-like thing (it's like a half-millimeter strip all around the goods)? I have never understood how this is accomplished, but it is sort-of impressive.
It means hubby's mustache is getting too long.

SlaveNoMore 05-14-2003 05:21 PM

Brazilian
 
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Coltrane?
The GF has told me that the brazilian is completely bare.
No. The completely bare is called the "Damn! I am soooo getting laid"

not7y(I've heard it alternately called the "schoolgirl", but that borders on the vulgar)S

Bad_Rich_Chic 05-14-2003 05:25 PM

Buffy (not new thread)
 
Uh, sorry to reintroduce this topic, but I was just reading the "I hate Spike" article on Salon and the accompanying response letters, and I just wanted to ask something:

Everyone talks about Spikey being on some "quest" to get his soul back, that he got it back so Buffy would love him, etc. Is it just me, or am I right that he never wanted his soul back and he went to the soul-giving demon guy because he wanted to get his chip removed so he could kill people again & be generally bad and give Buffy "what she deserved" for rejecting him? And the demon guy, in his tricky, nefarious demony way, instead twisted it (as is the way of all insufficiently specified wish granting) and made Spike able to give Buffy "what she deserves" by giving him his soul back.

I mean, is it just me? I thought that was the obvious way to read the season 6 ender, but maybe I'm bonkers.

lookingformarket 05-14-2003 05:32 PM

Brazilian
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
not7y(I've heard it alternately called the "schoolgirl", but that borders on the vulgar)S
Borders?

ltl/fb 05-14-2003 05:35 PM

Brazilian
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
FWIW, my friend's wife is an esthetician, and the guys in the group have threatened on many occasions to go to her salon to have her "clean them up" so to speak...:mr:
How is this a threat???? Their wives/gfs say "NO! I love your butt [or whatever, but you had the wriggling butt emoticon so I'm going with butt] all hairy!!! Don't get it taken off!!"

ThurgreedMarshall 05-14-2003 05:36 PM

Singh apologizes to Sorenstam
 
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yeah. I never said I didn't suck. I'm the first to admit that I am no where near as good as I want to be. I am a master slicer. However, being good means playing a lot - for that I will need time and money. Playing better will have to wait until I retire.
Agreed. The "you both suck" was a throwaway line.

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Re: consistency - being consistently closer to the green on your second shot is not a guarantee that you'll hit the green. That's why they put the damn sand traps where they do.
It's like talking to a brick wall. What you said is true. It just doesn't mean anything in the context of our argument. The point is, the further from the green you are, the less consistently you land on it. Similarly, the less lofted your club, the more difficult it is to stop it on the green. I can't make it much simpler.

TM

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-14-2003 05:37 PM

Buffy (not new thread)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Uh, sorry to reintroduce this topic, but I was just reading the "I hate Spike" article on Salon and the accompanying response letters, and I just wanted to ask something:

Everyone talks about Spikey being on some "quest" to get his soul back, that he got it back so Buffy would love him, etc. Is it just me, or am I right that he never wanted his soul back and he went to the soul-giving demon guy because he wanted to get his chip removed so he could kill people again & be generally bad and give Buffy "what she deserved" for rejecting him? And the demon guy, in his tricky, nefarious demony way, instead twisted it (as is the way of all insufficiently specified wish granting) and made Spike able to give Buffy "what she deserves" by giving him his soul back.

I mean, is it just me? I thought that was the obvious way to read the season 6 ender, but maybe I'm bonkers.
That was my interpretation as well. As for your earlier question about the watchers, I think the old chick was referring to the cave-manny guys who created the original slayer and offered to give Buffy more power earlier this season.


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I didn't think last night was that bad. Yes, the speeches are annoying, but there was some good stuff: e.g., Anya and Andrew talk pre- and post- speechy stuff; Indiana-Jonesey entrances by first Buffy (saving the girls from the Ubers) and then from Angel; Dawn tazing Xander.

ABBAKiss 05-14-2003 05:37 PM

Brazilian
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
How is this a threat???? Their wives/gfs say "NO! I love your butt [or whatever, but you had the wriggling butt emoticon so I'm going with butt] all hairy!!! Don't get it taken off!!"
It is posts like these that make me pleased that I married a Scandinavian. Hairy butts? Not in my world.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-14-2003 05:40 PM

Brazilian
 
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
It is posts like these that make me pleased that I married a Scandinavian. Hairy butts? Not in my world.
I'm a good 1/4 Scandinavian, yet I have a hairy ass. Do I blame my Scottish heritage?

Ollie (curse you, William Wallace!) Ramone

Bad_Rich_Chic 05-14-2003 05:41 PM

Brazilian
 
Does someone have a link to this Brazilian article on Salon? Or is it the old one where the author goes to the J sisters and talks about how a Brazilian changed Gwynneth Paltrow's life?


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