LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Which brings to my mind the question, how the hell would I put socks on in the latter months of pregnancy? Ugh. This just all seems so messy and inconvenient. I note that it is mostly the fathers on here singing the praises of having kids.

FOrget the socks...what I couldn't figure out was how to shave my cootchie.

I wound up have to get waxed like every three weeks. It wasn't that I wanted to be sexy or anything, or that I could see it and be bothered by it...but the thought of all that hair {shiver}.

Bn'(glad to be able to shave again)B

ThurgreedMarshall

09-10-2003 05:13 PM

So, how about those Mets?

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Huh. I guess that must be the UPS guy.

1. Why does the UPS guy have pictures of me?

2. Why did you fuck him?

TM

leagleaze

09-10-2003 05:16 PM

So, how about those Mets?

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
For whatever reason your earlier phrasing confused me. I think because of Cosmo saying something about a passion for food = a passion for sex, which I don't think is true, but Cosmo is always right.

A friend once said if she picks at her food she's just gonna pick at you, and that's no fun. On the other hand if she consumes the food with gusto, she'll do the same thing when she "consumes" you.

Too true.

It isn't what or how much, but how.

robustpuppy

09-10-2003 05:17 PM

So, how about those Mets?

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Originally posted by taxwonk
It's been a while, but the last woman I dated generally liked to have the hot sex before the meal, to whet her appetite, eat well, but not too heavy, have a two drinks and then back home for more of the hot sex.

And would she tell you about the other guy over dinner?

Mister_Ruysbroeck

09-10-2003 05:18 PM

So, how about those Mets?

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Originally posted by paigowprincess

Tip for the single men (and I dont even think there are any on this board)- you can tell if you are gonna get laid on a date by the amount of food consumed by your date. Bet you didnt knwo this. Not alcohol. Food.

I know I'm not single (confirming your suspicion?), but can you explain this a little further?

ThurgreedMarshall

09-10-2003 05:20 PM

A Tip for Thurgreed

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Originally posted by evenodds
Dearest Thurgreed, I was offended by the specific portion of your post I quoted in my post.

That was straight from Raising Arizona. It was funny and I'd do it again because you should understand there was nothing behind it.

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Originally posted by evenodds
I was just reminding you that your joke may be cute to girls in their 20s, but there are some of us who find the humor a little lacking.

Even, I couldn't make any jokes if I had to operate with this limitation.

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Originally posted by evenodds Since you know someone with fertility issues, I would think you would understand how and why.

Again, you should have read the line in context. Taken with the rest of the post it was completely harmless. Other than with PJ (who has not one redeeming quality), my jokes are general in nature.

TM

Not Bob

09-10-2003 05:21 PM

So, how about those Leafs?

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Visions of the Cup parading down Peachtree

Please. Hockey in the South? [insert derisive snorting sound] As if.

Speaking of geritol ("gwnc: we think we'll keep her"), let us discuss the Rangers of New York. Mike Richter, alas, has retired. Is Dunham (backed up by the teenaged Dan Blackburn -- who brings the median age of the team down to 67) the guy who should be in the net? Or should the Blueshirts take Curtis Joseph and his wheelbarrow full of cash money off the hands of the hated Red Wings?

And will anyone in the West be able to stop Colorado's offense? It's freakin unfair that they added Kariya and Selanne, while keeping Forsberg and Tanguay. I could replace Patrick Waaaaah in net and win a bunch of games with that kind of firepower.

Mister_Ruysbroeck

09-10-2003 05:28 PM

So, how about those Mets?

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Originally posted by dtb
What if she eats what she finds in her nose?

Then her name would be SEC_Chick.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

09-10-2003 05:30 PM

So, how about those Mets?

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Huh. I guess that must be the UPS guy.

"What can Brown do for you?", indeed...

greatwhitenorthchick

09-10-2003 05:30 PM

So, how about those Leafs?

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Originally posted by Not Bob
hockey stuff

Thank you for the first substantive hockey post of the season. To tell you the truth, I have not paid much attention to the Rangers. I read www.waymoresports.com daily for my Leafs information and that is about it.

But I agree, I think Colorado is unstoppable. Apart from the fact that my boyfriend Joe Sakic plays for them, that sucks.

robustpuppy

09-10-2003 05:32 PM

So, how about those Mets?

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Originally posted by leagleaze
A friend once said if she picks at her food she's just gonna pick at you, and that's no fun. On the other hand if she consumes the food with gusto, she'll do the same thing when she "consumes" you.

I think you're right, and I bet Nigella Lawson is a tiger in bed.

I also think that being a very picky eater is an unattractive trait. It seems closed-minded, unadventurous, immature, and unsensuous not to be willing to consume new things. And I know this is going to sound really sexist, but I find the trait exponentially more unattractive in a man than in a woman (particularly when a guy says he hates seafood).

Having strong preferences is an attractive quality, but having too many strong aversions is not.

bilmore

09-10-2003 05:32 PM

Sad news for Thrasher

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Either read the posts I'm responding to or smack yourself around . . . . Pay attention.

We have all misinterpreted you.

This is apparently our fault, and we are deeply sorry.

(If every other driver in sight is honking at you, don't assume that none of them know how to drive.)

evenodds

09-10-2003 05:36 PM

A Tip for Thurgreed

The line is funny. The point of my posts, however, was to mention that there are far more women in their early 30s who are dealing with issues of infertility than you probably realize.

I am not saying hold back or change your humor approach. I simply mention this reality for when you take your offensive ass to talk to women your own age.

Really, I am just looking out for your well-being. I've heard some of them thar New York women wear pointy-heeled shoes that could do some serious damage to your pretty little face.

Even(helpful)Odds

ThrashersFan

09-10-2003 05:38 PM

So, how about those Leafs?

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Originally posted by Not Bob

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Visions of the Cup parading down Peachtree
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Please. Hockey in the South? [insert derisive snorting sound] As if.

I liked you, Not Bob, I really did.

As a season ticket-holder I expect to get my day with the Cup and I will revel in drinking from it and then taking a Breasticle Day III photo with it. Yes, I know that you will then all know that it is me but the sweet feeling of rubbing Not Bob's nose in my cup will make my outing worthwhile.

Smooch.

Shape Shifter

09-10-2003 05:39 PM

Sad news for Thrasher

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Originally posted by bilmore
(If every other driver in sight is honking at you, don't assume that none of them know how to drive.)

Maybe they are honking at this.

http://www.dallasdancemusic.com/phot...187freecat.jpg

(spree: photo, not dirty, in bad taste)

A warning that this contains a picture of a dead animal would have been appropriate. - L

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