The week for previously straight lawyers to come out
 

Ok, so Miranda is probably still straight. Cynthia Nixon is apparently in a relationship with another woman. Her coming out sounds more legitimate than mine did.

The week for previously straight lawyers to come out
 

I've suspected this ever since she played Sunshine in Little Darlings.

Teledildonics, anyone?
 

Anybody want to try out the sinulator?

(spree- article re new cybersex options; I don't think there were any work-inappropriate pictures)

Happy Birthday
 

To a special certain someone, Happy Birthday (this weekend). I hope you have a great weekend and I expect a full report. Remember, I live vicariously through you.

Your News in Review
 

Catholicism's problem with molesting little boys knows no gender-bounds - http://www.journalnow.com/servlet/Sa...78113699&path=!localnews&s=1037645509099 (news article about a nun being sentenced after pleading no contest to chages of molesting a child)

Former attorney pleads guilty to sexually exploiting his son (by taking a photo of him mooning) right before his jury returns a not guilty verdict. Doh! http://www.tennessean.com/local/arch...58212632.shtml

Enzyte doesn't work to make your dick bigger. I'm shocked! http://edition.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/0...eut/index.html ("Enzyte is more successful subtracting from the male wallet than it is adding to the male organ."
-- David Schardt, senior nutritionist, Center for Science in the Public Interest)

argh
 

I realize you are all just playing around with the fba, but someone has to take a stand against the inanities of the world. Today, let it be me.

Please, if you want to wish someone a happy birthday, send them a PM. Or IM or email, or phone call or show up at their doorstep naked bearing dried plums.

Don't do it here!

argh
 

Oh, but I can tell you what a lovely birthday suit you have on today?

argh
 

i.e. Stop the Inanity!

(I gave up fighting this fight awhile ago, but still note - with some glee - the continuing slow attrition of this board.)

argh
 

I think the attrition has picked up quite a bit lately, actually. I'm not sure, though, that the fairly infrequent birthday posts are the cause.

argh
 

True, but Slave and his socks are back from vacation now.

The week for previously straight lawyers to come out
 

I have no idea how this woman became famous. I cringe when I look at her. I want to put mascara on her or tone down her hair or something. I think SJP is not attractive either.

argh
 

I want you to wish me a happy birthday. When it's time. But I prefer dried apricots.

The week for previously straight lawyers to come out
 

I hear you. She looks like an alien with that long neck and pea head. Its like she got stuck developmentally in that gangly period in adolescence.

argh
 

Thanks for ruining my birthday.

argh
 

I will be there with all the dried fruit you desire.