I did not lick the eyeball of that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
 

53% pure. I will check, but I think I am getting more pure.

But what I wanna know is, what the hell does Have you ever had sex like burning? mean?

Queer eye is offensive!
 

You may rely on it.

Food and allergies
 

classic jruss socking. gets what he thinks is a clever idea that could have potential , beats it to death, and even responds to himself. back to the drawer

sockjackin'
 

concentrate and ask again.

I did not lick the eyeball of that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
 

Oh, good. I thought I was missing something. Turns out, it just doesn't make sense. Or, it makes sense and I'm missing something.

ketchup, blech
 

No star; he should be done cooking the same time as your Thanksgiving turkey. And he'll probably be bigger (cringe). -TL

whoa
 

I start picking fights with JPUSS and then I read this post. scary. and I still fight with less.

Tofu blech
 

Better revise the ncs/nfh comparison list.

Tofu blech
 

Unlike the knee-jerk response of some of the people who answered this question without really thinking about it, this is a difficult question.
It's really totally and obviously going to depend on who the partner is.
Imagine the rest of your life with someone with "inadequate equipment." Wouldn't your rather get the oral then? Or someone who just doesn't know what the fuck they're doing? Isn't oral better then?

On the other hand, whisker burn is a bitch. And again, someone who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing down there is like slow and painful torture.

Tofu blech
 

Oh, and with some Clintonesque rationalizing I have managed to get my score up to 35%. Damn that Tommy Chong.

Tofu blech
 

No doubt. I'll get the white-out and add to the bottom
ncs - kink
nfh - amish

36% pure.

There has to be a bunch of pre-teens taking this test...

20% of test-takers have slept with a married person? Hooray for homewreckers. I think I killed the "not knowing her name" and that one at the same time...

I did not lick the eyeball of that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
 

Pathetic. I went from 59% to 55% to 53%.

I hope that it's because more impure people like all y'all have taken the test in the last couple of years, thereby raising (or lowering?) the curve.

Or maybe I'm just forgetting my days of snorting lines of blow off of bold n' brazen's breasts in 1988.

edited to note that apparently I don't have a clue about whether I am becoming more or less pure, but I left it this way becuase I liked the line about snorting blow, though I should note that (a) I am joking; (2) I used bold n' brazen instead of, say, Fugee, only because she (bnb, not Fugee) just made a comment about cocaine use 15 years ago; and therefore (III) no one should assume that I have anything other than the utmost respect for bn'b as a person, not that I am saying that she (or Fugee) are unworthy of having blow snorted off of their breasts, but just that, you know, I didn't mean anything offensive by it. Honk.

I did not lick the eyeball of that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
 

Damn. Podunkville, that's near Amish country, no?

Tofu blech
 

I really thought about it. Add this one to the ncs/nfh differences list. This has been discussed here before, but there is a group of chicks on the fb (me included) that aren't as big on receiving oral sex as other things. Not to say it's awful or anything, but Paigow can explain. And for purposes of the hypo I assumed I would be allowed to stay with the existing equipment that I've been playing with for a while, so I lack concerns about "inadequate equipment".