Tofu blech
 

Now I full-on love you.

Tofu blech
 

Sounds about right.

Glad I learned my lesson and moved on to Roman numerals...

I also dropped one point from last year. I don't remember doing anything new since the last test. Maybe it was the additional sex partners:


You are 20% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (2%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (98%)


edited to fix typo

Tofu blech
 

I made the same assumptions. I have been with men who are amazing at oral but I still prefered to fuck them.

If you have a well endowed man who knows how to use what he has, sex is always amazing.

Finally. I knew that there was no way I was the least pure on the FB. Thank you.

I did not lick the eyeball of that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
 

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. Or, like my friend Big Ed said to me after I renegotiated his contract with Fina, "Not Bob, you're the smartest lawyer in Podunkville."

"No" -- I think. So what does it mean, oh smiling cat?

numma numma numma
 

Which just goes to show my point to ncs...in the world of oral sex, just like in the practice of law, there are waaaay more people who don't know what the fuck they're doing, then ones who do.

Tofu blech
 

What she said.

I did not lick the eyeball of that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
 

Maybe it's a punctuation thing.

Have you ever had sex, like burning?
Have you ever had sex-like burning?

satellite radio
 

What we should have been buying was XM stock. It's gone up about 400% so far this year. sigh.

I suck at stocks. The only thing I'm worse on than stocks is betting on preseason football. And everything else I bet on during my bachelor party last month. Thanks Mussina, that $275 I laid down would have come in handy this month. Same goes for you Jason Jennings, and Freddy Garcia, and Jeremy Bonderman (ok, I deserved that one).

Last year I came in third, behind Slave and Well Hung Juror. Since WHJ doesn't seem to post here, maybe I'll get the Silver this year!

Tofu blech
 

Which is why I know cursive.

I did not lick the eyeball of that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
 

I always assumed it was a reference to a band.

I got "most improved" last year. This year, I went down by five points, which isn't much, but given how pure everyone else is, maybe it's enough to take the title two years in a row.

I did not lick the eyeball of that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
 

Answering "no" when you have know idea means you were trying to be pure, since a "yes" will clearly go the long list of the impure.