LawTalkers - Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a row

I just wanted to say (and I think I speak for everyone), that it is in extremely bad taste for you to show up here, talk in fucking code about stuff, in the hopes that you will get a bunch of people asking you, "What? What? What was the sexual thing you had planned?" This shit is getting old. Just spit it out in your first post.

TM

Come on, you've seen GGG's game. She's gotta give him something to work with.

robustpuppy

11-12-2009 06:39 PM

Re: About nothing.

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 406545)

AoN, the other day my boyfriend got very frustrated (not at me) and threw a shoe against a wall. I thought it was pretty sexy.

I threw my Blackberry against the wall in frustration the other day, even though it was functioning perfectly as a timepiece.

PresentTense Pirate Penske

11-12-2009 06:41 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 406559)

Anticipation heightens the sexperience, no?

robustpuppy

11-12-2009 06:43 PM

Re: About nothing.

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Originally Posted by Sparklehorse (Post 406551)

The reason this little bit of factoid-y fluff caught my attention and amused me is because I know a number of late 40s to early 50s men who do not wear watches and use their cell phones for checking the time.

So maybe you are actually much older than I thought you were?

This sounds like an excuse to check texts or facebook while purporting to check the time. Or the reverse, if you don't want the person to think you are checking the time because it is moving too slowly in that person's company.

Men should wear watches. Mens' arms and hands and wrists are sexy. Watches call attention to them. Looking at your watch is one of those pedestrian actions that can look very sexy. Pulling your phone out of your pocket to check the time doesn't. It looks adolescent.

PresentTense Pirate Penske

11-12-2009 06:43 PM

Re: About nothing.

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Originally Posted by robustpuppy (Post 406563)

I threw my Blackberry against the wall in frustration the other day, even though it was functioning perfectly as a timepiece.

That is just another thing that we have in common. They gave me a new one, gratis, and upgraded to Storm2. Same result for you?

evenodds

11-12-2009 06:44 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 406559)

I am not intending to be oblique to get people to ask me things. We just have different focuses.

To me, the detail of how I intended to fulfill a particular fantasy the ex-LMA had floated in a way that would have made us both happy is less important than the fact he missed out on my plan by being a jerk -- and that he still does not know what I had planned.

As for the watch, since I really do want the damn thing, I did not want to post it because again, the what of it is less important to the story of whether one element is awesome or not awesome, not whether the brand or style were worthy (which was widely agreed by those who weighed in -- not).

robustpuppy

11-12-2009 06:45 PM

Re: About nothing.

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 406554)

Beyond my youthful habits, I am also chronologically younger than every here, I think.

I wouldn't describe your habits as youthful.

PresentTense Pirate Penske

11-12-2009 06:49 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 406567)

If it was a B-O-B fantasy you should have gone through with it anyway, those can be as punishing as they are pleasurable. Its all in the technique (and lube or lack thereof).....so I hear, not that I would know. NTTAWWT.

PresentTense Pirate Penske

11-12-2009 06:50 PM

Re: About nothing.

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Originally Posted by robustpuppy (Post 406568)

I wouldn't describe your habits as youthful.

His dating strategies seem pre-adolescent, in a youthfully cute and naifish manner. No?

tmdiva

11-12-2009 07:36 PM

Re: About nothing.

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Originally Posted by robustpuppy (Post 406561)

Get it for her. You will eat well.

I dunno--I mostly think you can get something that works just as well for a fraction of the cost. I have one of the Martha Stewart enameled-cast-iron dutch ovens from Macy's (in robin's-egg blue), and it works great. Watch the ads and buy it when it's 50% off for the biggest bargain going.

tm

sebastian_dangerfield

11-12-2009 07:44 PM

Re: About nothing.

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Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 406494)

Wow, Sebby, those are stratospherically expensive.

Yeah, but they look really nice up close. Makes a Rolex platinum or a Patek look like a Seiko.

Moving along to ugliest watch, WTF is with those Paneri watches? They're the clunkiest, ugliest goddamned things I've ever seen. And pricey.

sebastian_dangerfield

11-12-2009 07:46 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 406567)

To me, the detail of how I intended to fulfill a particular fantasy the ex-LMA had floated in a way that would have made us both happy is less important than the fact he missed out on my plan by being a jerk -- and that he still does not know what I had planned.

Not for the readers.

sebastian_dangerfield

11-12-2009 07:48 PM

Re: About nothing.

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Originally Posted by robustpuppy (Post 406568)

I wouldn't describe your habits as youthful.

Geriatric comes to mind quicker. But you have to love it. He's like a live action Woody Allen monologue.

Replaced_Texan

11-12-2009 07:52 PM

My left wrist

ahem

More often than not, my left wrist has a pink Polar F6 heart rate monitor watch on it, because I'm too lazy to switch over to one of my pretty Swatches every day.

That is all.

Thank you.

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