Total Recall
 

This just in...
Calif. recall blocked
Court postpones gubernatorial election
Federal appeals court rules historic vote cannot proceed as scheduled because some votes would be cast using outmoded punch-card ballot machines.

Folsom Prison Blues
 

With Cash dead, we'll never know the answer to the eternal question of how the narrator wound up in a California DOC clink when he shot a man in Reno. We'll all have to come up with our own explanations now.

Personally, I'm going with the law school hypo about dual venue when the bullet crosses state lines.

God What a Lousy Weekend
 

Thank you. That's where I hoped you were heading.

God What a Lousy Weekend
 

Really I was just thinking of people who fuss at each other.

Total Recall
 

Oh no, say it ain't so. First Bennifer calls it off and now this? I'm going to have to start watching reality TV for entertainment now.

Heard a story on NPR this weekend that was playing excerpts of Ah-nold speeches and I couldn't get the visual image of the Terminator out of my head. "Vote for me, or I'll be back".

Anne

God What a Lousy Weekend
 

No, no, no. I meant, someone was calling those lyrics slop, or even a post ABOUT those lyrics slop? I was agreeing with you. I was saying, that ain't slop.

Question
 

I just bought an enormous 16 ounce bag of Swedish Fish. On the bag, in huge red letters, it reads "2 oz FREE!". This is not right.

Didn't I pay for all 16 oz. Perhaps I paid less per ounce than I might have prior, but it's not like there's really 2 ounces in there that I didn't pay for...

This is twisting my brain.

On another note, why are said fish Swedish?

Bn(really didn't sleep enough last night)B

John Goodman and Ignore List Inductee Ceremony
 

Alternatively, this could prove that James Lipton is the biggest suck-up sucker who ever sucked; who will say anything to fawn all over his guest.


To wit:
"Dustin Diamond** -- you make Gandhi look like a child pornographer!"



**a.k.a. "Screech" on Saved by the Bell (no, I'm not quite THAT much of a geek -- I needed imdb.com's help with this one....)

Question
 

The red color is symbolic of their commie underpinnings. Just like the fucking swedes.

Folsom Prison Blues
 

Past probation violation.

(It was in the "lost lyrics".)

Affleck sought way out of wedding to J. Lo for weeks
 

http://www.msnbc.com/news/966803.asp?0dm=C12UL

J.Lo throwing a hissy fit in a restaurant over a milkshake???

I don't believe it !!!

Question
 

What about the ones that aren't red? I like the green swedish fish. But I hate gummi bears and most other gummi candy. Strange.

And that is a lot of swedish fish. Did you have a healthy meal today? Don't eat them all in one sitting. You could get sick!

:shame:

As far as the free thing, if the normal swedish fish amount is 14 oz, and they added 2 oz, of course, you got 2 oz for free, or if they lowered the price so that you are only paying for 14 oz and not 16, you got 2 for free.

That or its you know, a gimmick.

John Goodman and Ignore List Inductee Ceremony
 

Umm, in what way does Screech make Gandhi look like a child pornographer?

Anne
What the heck was Screech doing on Actor's Studio in the first place?

Tofu blech
 

Where've you been, Darryl? We were supposed to be at the dump shooting rats hours ago.

Question
 

I think they are made (or originally made) by a Swedish company. Now they may be made here - I have not had them in a while. What does your bag say?