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Doesn't it leave a big ugly noticeable scar? Or have they now fixed that problem with the surgery?

Better to just embrace 'em IMHO.

1. What's the big deal about the birthday? Set something up with the friends and have the friends ask him, or she can just mention it or tell him its her birthday and she'd like to do something with him. Or just say hey dude, it's my birthday on so and so date, want to have dinner?

If she doesn't say it is her birthday and they stay together he'll probably remember later on that she went out with him on her birthday and didn't say it was her birthday. Or he'll ask her sometime soon, as all good boyfriends must, when is your birthday my heart of hearts so I can spoil you and, as a result, get blow jobs? I know I would (well except for the blow jobs part.) And she would say to me, well it was last week, you know, the night we went out. And I would think damn, that's fucked up.

2. What happens if you sleep in a whole bunch of different positions? I've woken up to find myself in virtually every one of these positions, though I seem to sleep on my stomach the most.

When I was a kid I frequently managed to turn myself upside down so my head ended up where my feet started the night, pillow and all.

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Does the brazenette not want to eat unless he gets a striptease first?

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I'm not flat, and I don't have that much trouble sleeping on my stomach. Generally I'm on my side with my legs outstretched, and I'm clutching a pillow. One boob is definitely squished, which is probably why I like the pillow. The Displaced Dog and I have come to an agreement about who gets what parts of the bed. He's a reformed bed-hog, though sleeping arrangements will have to be revised in a few weeks when the Displaced Bitch joins the family.

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Mine took a while to deflate (like, more than a week -- but that was before my transformation into the new-and-improved, non-OCD dtb), and I considered it too! My doctor said -- uh, why don't you wait at least 6 months, and if they still haven't deflated, we'll talk. I even called around to get names of plastic surgeons -- a long way of saying, I can relate. (They deflated eventually, for those of you desperately wanting to know the conclusion to this riveting tale...)

However, on a slightly different note, eveyone I know who has had breast reduction surgery (all non-pregnancy-related) says it is the best decision she ever made and would encourage anyone who thinks she might want it to go for it. (n.b. -- breastfeeding is difficult or impossible for those who have had the procedure). It's a frustrating problem for many gals with large hooters, who are "out of proportion" (in their view) to the rest of their bodies, as diet/exercise go only so far in reducing the size if that's what Mother Nature (or your own mother, I suppose) gave you. Of course, many guys dig that "out-of-proportionness", but I guess it just depends on whom you're trying to please -- yourself, or some hooter-obsessed pervs. ;)

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Won't the Displaced Dog and the Displaced Bitch be craving some privacy? How romantic!

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Check this out: http://www.cosmedical.com/bcm-breast-reduction.htm

spree: photos of some very ugly naked breasticles

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Ditto. Too much work to quench a thirst. Let em be free and flowing!

Not persuasive. Keep squirting.

NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!

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I didn't know you had kayaking problems. Unless you have no kayak, which would be a problem. Well, only when you are out in the middle of the river with your paddles and your life vest and your dry bag and all of a sudden you realized, whoops, no kayak. That would suck, and it would definitely be a kayaking problem.

I did mention I'm drugged up right? Just checking.

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Big Boobies are Mother Nature's answer to the Big Gulp. Don't mess with Mother Nature!

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To pick up on barely's theme, this reminds me of the "are you wearing the panties your mother laid out for you?" episode.

But this is the FB, so in context ... NTTAWWT.

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I'm either starfish or sideways. Sometimes after a night of partying I'll sleep on my back, but I have to be really knocked out for that position to be comfortable.

S(and I hated "Rift")D

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Hopefully, during the course of the night I'll have you in a few more positions...

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The Displaced Bitch is only seven weeks old, so she'll need a chaperone for a while.

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A new puppy! Yay! Congratulations.