My latest category of the most annoying, hypocritical people ever
 

This answers so many questions. Well, at least one.

NCS avatar contest
 

Well, nineteen out of twenty fbers cant be wrong. One fber says I should see him again. But she wants stories. Now how do I edump this guy? Do I tell him that I am racist and dont date cognitive minorirites?

NCS avatar contest
 

Tell him how much you love him and want to have his babies. That'll get rid of him, and you don't even have to be the bad guy.

Ambition and relationships
 

I was going to respond that I think this places you in the minority but then I realized I'd have to give shout outs to e/o and coltrane. Unless this is what's meant by cognitive minority.

NCS avatar contest
 

Yes. But be sure to make him feel better by telling him you admired his perspicacity.

Come up with a good re line?
 

Let's go crazy
 

No one would be able to tell that the ass was cut out of his pants. It would just look like a pair of tight pants with two large, dark, hairy circles on the back.

TM

Emerald City
 

If you miss SmackTown so much, why don't you justy move back there already? I'm sure the 16 year old at Starbucks still remembers your order.

s4e

NCS avatar contest
 

Yes.

Ambition and relationships
 

Concupiscent minority

Let's go crazy
 

Thank you for this ugly mental Polaroid.

Come up with a good re line?
 

An fb first- the collective dump. thanks guys!

now the funny thing is I already mentioned twice how I do not really like the re lines, that cognitive minority made no sense and that he was way too intellectual and that I am just a lightweight who enjoys watching reality tv and doesnt like to think much about anything and therefore we were not compatible. bc unlike him,. my intellect did not measure my intelligence. His reply was that we were exactly alike bc he is always tyring to turn his brain off and that he would love to watch reality tv with me. (now that I type this i realize that sounds really condescending, though it did not occur to me at the time that it was). then he suggested we talk and go out and stuff. He is gonna be that person from Seinfeld who won't accept being dumped.

when he asked me out for tongith I was like "sorry. cant. hanging with someone else."/ then I wrote to say I forgot my yankee manners and said that I could not bc I was seeing soemoen else, Thanks anyway. He told me I am so funny.

pompous ass please, I am bieng a bitch.

god.

NCS avatar contest
 

Tell him that you are his cognitive superincumbent and that he needn't be so supercilious.
That'll send him racing for the dictionary.

Dealkillers again
 

Can I just say, I'm amazed at your restraint in not posting about this for so long. I was starting to worry that you'd had some sort of head injury, or had gotten locked in your office restroom or something.

Emerald City
 

Manny clearly made a deal with the devil. Watch him swing. He doesn't even look at the ball. He's looking somewhere in left field or something. It's like he knows the devil will let him get a hit every third at-bat, so he just swings...