LawTalkers - New Fashion Board 10-3-2003

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Manny clearly made a deal with the devil. Watch him swing. He doesn't even look at the ball. He's looking somewhere in left field or something. It's like he knows the devil will let him get a hit every third at-bat, so he just swings...

Misplaced priorities.

If you could make a deal with the devil, what would you ask for?

I asked for the face that launched a thousand ships...

NotFromHere

10-16-2003 05:24 PM

SFB

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
If you miss SmackTown so much, why don't you justy move back there already? I'm sure the 16 year old at Starbucks still remembers your order.

s4e

OK bitchy, for the last time...people in Seattle don't drink the Starbucks in Seattle. There are many many better alternatives.
It's just that when you go to another city, that is usually the best of the worst.
Get it straight.

Apparently the Johnny Walker has rotted the cognitive portion.

Shape Shifter

10-16-2003 05:26 PM

Bartman Jumpstarts Revolution

NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - A Chicago Cubs fan reaching for a foul ball, an action blamed by some for keeping the team out of the World Series, has already inspired plans for a movie, according to a published report.

Trade publication Daily Variety reports that Revolution Studios has accepted a pitch for a movie tentatively titled "Fan Interference." The movie is expected to star TV sitcom star Kevin James of the CBS show "King of Queens." Variety said it would tell the story of a fan who screws up an easy out, and then has to deal with the ramifications.

http://money.cnn.com/2003/10/16/news...ies/movie_fan/

The studio is responsible for such enduring classics as XXX, Anger Management, and *sigh* Gigli.

Shape Shifter

10-16-2003 05:27 PM

NCS avatar contest

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Tell him that you are his cognitive superincumbent and that he needn't be so supercilious.
That'll send him racing for the dictionary.

I bet he would just remain nonplussed.

Replaced_Texan

10-16-2003 05:28 PM

Bartman Jumpstarts Revolution

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The studio is responsible for such enduring classics as XXX, Anger Management, and *sigh* Gigli.

I bet the person who pitches for the distribution deals for that studio is HOT and willing to sleep with anyone.

SlaveNoMore

10-16-2003 05:30 PM

SFB

Quote:

NotFromHere
OK bitchy, for the last time...people in Seattle don't drink the Starbucks in Seattle. There are many many better alternatives.
It's just that when you go to another city, that is usually the best of the worst. Get it straight.

Starbucks. Seattle's Best. Tully's. Toe-may-toe, Toe-mah-toe

Quote:

Apparently the Johnny Walker has rotted the cognitive portion.

I was going to add something but I forgot what it was.

ThurgreedMarshall

10-16-2003 05:30 PM

Dealkillers again

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I dated a boy from South Carolina once whose mother liked me so much she referred to me as the "YANKEE JEW WHORE". To my face. Seriously.

That, my friends, was a deal breaker.

You shouldn't have been dating both of them at the same time anyway.

TM

NotFromHere

10-16-2003 05:35 PM

NCS avatar contest

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I bet he would just remain nonplussed.

Doubtful. He seems to palaverous and pleonastic to be nonplussed.

paigowprincess

10-16-2003 05:37 PM

Dealkillers again

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You shouldn't have been dating both of them at the same time anyway.

TM

If Bilmore hadnt apparently drowned in a tragic kayaking accidnet, and I still handedout the coveted BotD award, it woud go to you.

And I cant believe you didnt weigh in on the cognitive minority issue.

ThurgreedMarshall

10-16-2003 05:38 PM

Dealkillers again

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Originally posted by dtb
As to the second (and this may obviate any need to answer the above questions), if he's saying what you seem to imply he's saying (viz. I'm smarter than most everyone ...), what a freakin' tool. It's one thing to think it (unbecoming as it may be to have such thoughts...), it's completely another to announce it.

Untrue. It's all in how you do it. Utter the phrase "cognitive minority" and you're a fucking ass hound. But if you say, "Why is everyone is so fucking stupid?" you're doing just fine.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall

10-16-2003 05:43 PM

Dealkillers again

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Given that black is the new black, again (or has it changed again, DS?), what if someone wanted to wear all black all the time.....are they then barred from wearing jeans..black jeans? Or in that case is it okay to wear black jeans?

People who wear all black all the time wannabe from Soho and they look stupid. People who wear all black all the time (with black jeans), wannabe roadies for Metallica or Megadeth and look fucking pathetic.

TM

NotFromHere

10-16-2003 05:47 PM

Reality TV

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Untrue. It's all in how you do it. Utter the phrase "cognitive minority" and you're a fucking ass hound. But if you say, "Why is everyone is so fucking stupid?" you're doing just fine.

TM

Which reminds me of my TV show idea...Jaywalking - for an entire 1/2 hour. It's amazing how stupid people are. "Who's the first man to walk on the moon." "Lance Armstrong." Jay laughs, "Lance Armstrong? Did he ride his bike up there as well?"
Confused look from moron who thinks they got the answer right and has no idea why Jay is talking about a bike.
You could give points to other morons who actually come up with the right answer, but I'm afraid no points would ever be given.

"What was Hitler's first name?"
Ed.
"Ed Hitler?"
Yes.

Helmet Kohl

10-16-2003 05:53 PM

Come up with a good re line?

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is this how the Germans one-up Breasticle Day?

Ve vill scheiße on your chest. But ve vill do it efficiently.

Shape Shifter

10-16-2003 05:54 PM

Pumpkin Carving Ideas

I already admitted I lack creativity when I posted the link for costume ideas for the benefit of those of you similarly lacking. For that same crowd, here are some ideas for your jack-o-lantern. With apologies to The Daintiest Petunia, who has probably recevied this by email already.

http://www.extremepumpkins.com/

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