Paigow, hope you could make it to SF this weekend.
 

ACL was two weekends ago.

Synchronicity
 

I was in neither SF nor Munich this weekend, but at one point I was wearing a genuine German dirndl with a leather top. No ribs, but hey, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

Synchronicity
 

That is so hot.

Paging Str8 or anyone who knows anyone in the INdustry
 

Or anyone who knows anything about getting in touch with reality tv show people. Please contact me via im or email at paigowprincess@yahoo.com. You cannot pm that handle bc it is no longer on the boards. thanks so much.

Synchronicity
 

Wear that outfit the next time I'm in DC and I'll give you one of mine (ribs, that is).*



*Parenthetical for the benefit of Coltrane and Hank.

Synchronicity
 

2. Ein Prosit to that.

Synchronicity
 

Now I really want to put my lederhosen you.

Synchronicity
 

Uh, yeah, me too, I guess.

eta: Whiff! I need to turn on my punmeter. I feel like a regular Beer Hall Putz!

Bitter ex-husband
 

And something about a Yale graduate or something.

From ebay - So she had this friend, who I will call "Laura", because that was her name, who was very odd. This was her best friend in the whole world. Brainless as well, I might add. She wore dark makeup and black clothes always, and could have been Marilyn Manson for all I know. She had a boyfriend that was a complete psycho, who loved to have bonfires in his back yard, about 3 1/2 inches from his house, and got drunk and threw explosive spray cans into the fire to hear them blow up. Another Yale graduate. He was great with cars and engines though, so he was destined to go somewhere in life, like Jiffy Lube. He had fixed up an old truck for Laura and thought it would be cool to decorate it, shall I say, differently. So what does the braniac do? He stuffs her deceased cat's head, inserts some glass eyeballs in it, puts a bolt in the neck part, and mounts it to the gear shift in the truck. I kid you not.

Fashion and safety
 

No. I wouldn't let anyone other than my own doctor check my pelvis.

Fashion and safety
 

I had my pelvis surgically removed.

Damn you, Samuel Adams. Damn you!

Fashion and safety
 

Huh?

AON.... Anyone else looking forward to Team America: World Police, or am I showing my age and affinity for the original Thunderbirds?

Sofas
 

Unless you plan to always lie down on it, that doesn't look very comfortable. If the picture is accurate, the back is very low and only the cushions (which look loose) are high so there isn't much support even for short to average people.

White and off-white furniture is like a dirt and stain magnet. I suspect a conspiracy by the furniture industry to get people to buy furniture more often because it looks so nice on display and in the design magazines and looks so awful when it gets grubby. But you may be better at keeping it looking nice.

Paging Captain Whitebread
 

Tell me, what word(s) don't belong here:

"VH1 Hip Hop Honors".

Some things are just wrong .

Paging Captain Whitebread
 

I think I know! It's the word "honors," right? It should be something like "props." "VH1 Hip Hop Props." Am I right?