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ABBAKiss 09-15-2005 05:54 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Gift certificates for a babyjesus tat.
This cracks me up, seeing as how I place lick-and-stick tattoos on them each time I babysit. For example, a sun on the small of their little backs, just like Aunt ABBAKiss.

robustpuppy 09-15-2005 05:56 PM
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I am soliciting suggestions for baptism gifts for my identical twin nieces. I am their brother's godmother but just their aunt. Thoughts? I was thinking little charm bracelets they can add to but I am having trouble finding these.

In other news, looks like am back in the running for slutiest as I have just broken up with Commando Boy. Back to all the sex with all the people all the time. I am taking applications in the Twin Cities metro area.
I am confused by the celibacy and the breakup/sluttiest thing. Did you break up with him because you were not having the sex anymore? Or was the celibacy thing just a moment of panic after a post breakup dry spell in which your upstairs neighbor appeared to be getting more action than you?

You really are a tease, missy.

NotFromHere 09-15-2005 05:58 PM
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am soliciting suggestions for baptism gifts for my identical twin nieces. I am their brother's godmother but just their aunt. Thoughts? I was thinking little charm bracelets they can add to but I am having trouble finding these.

In other news, looks like am back in the running for slutiest as I have just broken up with Commando Boy. Back to all the sex with all the people all the time. I am taking applications in the Twin Cities metro area.
Try here.

I was told to go to a Christian Book Store and just find something the last time I had to do it. Baby's first Bible is always a hit. The statuettes, not so much.

robustpuppy 09-15-2005 05:59 PM
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Try here.

I was told to go to a Christian Book Store and just find something the last time I had to do it. Baby's first Bible is always a hit. The statuettes, not so much.
The bookstore advice is like responding to the question of "what should I buy for a new baby girl" with "something pink," in that everybody else will probably do the same thing.

ABBAKiss 09-15-2005 06:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I am confused by the celibacy and the breakup/sluttiest thing. Did you break up with him because you were not having the sex anymore? Or was the celibacy thing just a moment of panic after a post breakup dry spell in which your upstairs neighbor appeared to be getting more action than you?

You really are a tease, missy.
The breakup is a result of someone not being smart about his health and not listening to my genuine concern.

The plus side: I know I can totally win slutiest.

SlaveNoMore 09-15-2005 06:02 PM
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LessinSF
Three weeks after I visit Minneapolis/St.Paul?!?! Bitch.
Look at the bright side - her yearning for you is what broke them up.

[or maybe it was his amputated leg. whatever]

NotFromHere 09-15-2005 06:02 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The bookstore advice is like responding to the question of "what should I buy for a new baby girl" with "something pink," in that everybody else will probably do the same thing.
And it's actually crappy advice. I almost started crying in that place. There's so much pressure and oppression. There are a lot of really hateful books, considering it's a Christian bookstore and all.

Shape Shifter 09-15-2005 06:02 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The bookstore advice is like responding to the question of "what should I buy for a new baby girl" with "something pink," in that everybody else will probably do the same thing.
Really? I always wondered who went into those places. Now I can see there's money to be made. Maybe I can find space in an outlet mall somewhere.

notcasesensitive 09-15-2005 06:03 PM
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
The breakup is a result of someone not being smart about his health and not listening to my genuine concern.

The plus side: I know I can totally win slutiest.
He found your nagging less admirable than other traits?

Care to take a vacation to LA?

ThurgreedMarshall 09-15-2005 06:10 PM
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
In other news, looks like am back in the running for slutiest as I have just broken up with Commando Boy. Back to all the sex with all the people all the time. I am taking applications in the Twin Cities metro area.
Did he say something mean in Vegas?

TM

[eta: crap.]

Penske_Account 09-15-2005 06:11 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He found your nagging less admirable than other traits?

Care to take a vacation to LA?
How will you take it if MM boots you out of the room for alone time with ABBA?

notcasesensitive 09-15-2005 06:12 PM
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How will you take it if MM boots you out of the room for alone time with ABBA?
MM is only invited to watch unless ABBA and I both approve his participation.

ABBAKiss 09-15-2005 06:14 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He found your nagging less admirable than other traits?

Care to take a vacation to LA?
Yes. I would love to come visit. I am not a nag. That said, I do have great TITS.

Together we would be prettiest and slutiest! Or at least back-in-the-running for slutiest.

I have been out of the loop - what's all this about Vegas? How far back must I scroll? Did anyone get married? If you did it will last exactly five years.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 09-15-2005 06:15 PM
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
In other news, looks like am back in the running for slutiest as I have just broken up with Commando Boy. Back to all the sex with all the people all the time. I am taking applications in the Twin Cities metro area.
Properly marketed, this might be NWA's ticket out of bankruptcy.

LessinSF 09-15-2005 06:16 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He found your nagging less admirable than other traits?

Care to take a vacation to LA?
Halloween is San Francisco's quasi-religious holiday.

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