Boys and Toys
 

More of an issue for those of us who don't have to drive hundreds of miles to see topography.

This sounds hot, tell us more, tell us more!

I would but my mother always told me not to play with other people's socks.


Well that and it was pretty much the end of the story.

Not a sock. Long time lurker first time poster.


Where was the happy ending?

Yeah, right.


It can't possibly have a happy ending. A lesbian grabbed a gay man's penis in the middle of the night. Neither of the pair was happy about this event. No sex happened, but lots of ewww comments did occur.

So the only person who was happy was me, hearing about this event some years later.


Sheesh, now I'm getting bored. I'm gonna go watch the storm.

Big letdown. If only the storm hadn't knocked out my cable, I'd go watch Skinemax, but now I'm left with no erotica. What's a chimp to do?

No worries. You've made a cheeky monkey happy, and Penske too (he's just ignoring that the guy was gay).

Not Penske or anyone's sock for that matter, although I take it between him and Paigow Princess they have quite a few of these socks. I'm a real honest to goodness longtime lurker. And leagel's story made me unhappy, I wanted the girl to get a toaster, instead they were all hi and dry. Unlike those of us in this damn storm!

I thought I made this clear yesterday. It's short and declarative. "Ew." Say it like Summer, be like Summer. Hey! This calls for a photo.

http://www.soapsite.com/oc/images/in...s/summer01.jpg

And another.

http://www.soapsite.com/oc/images/in...s/summer05.jpg

str("OC" Uber Alles)8

I just got a visual of Steve Martin and John Candy realizing that "those aren't pillows!"

this isn't debate camp
 

You need to either (1) get laid or (2) get your ass kicked. Are you still talking about car financing? People have been discussing sex with beautiful people but you haven't wavered from your focus on the actual value of a car when taking the right approach to amortization (or something). Who are you? What do you do when no one's on this board, stand on the corner with a bull horn and milk crate offering helpful tax tips?

TM

Total Recall
 

Yes, there are cards:

http://www.greatusaflags.com/images/col_recall_02_l.jpg

http://www.greatusaflags.com/product...aff_sub_id=101

And from the same folks who love the Iraqiinformationminister

http://www.welovearnold.com


Hope everyone managed the storm ok. Except for being awakened by the occasional crash and having an interesting drive in with a lack of stop lights, it wasn't so bad here.

Question about sex
 

You need to learn to speak for yourself, homie.

I tend to think of myself as good looking, but when a girl tells me how hot she thinks I am (especially when it's whispered softly in my ear and followed up by that look -- you know that look), it makes me want to fuck the shit out of her.

TM

Question about sex
 

I bet you get more women just from the streak of romanticism that shines through in your language than from your looks.

You silver-tongued devil, you.

Isabel
 

You're talking to the wind.

Thurgreed(double entendre baby!)Marshall