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Hank Chinaski 11-13-2009 05:22 PM

Re: Lice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 406707)
One of my high school friends who I am back in touch with thanks to the miracle of facebook has 2 daughters who came home from camp this summer with lice. I guess solving the problem must have been quite a task because my friend wound up shaving her own head (though she was unwilling to make her daughters do so). Then she posted pictures on facebook.

Uh, no real point here.

not to be a timmy, but if one of your high school teachers found out you use run-on sentences I am sure she'd be disappointed. no offense.

tmdiva 11-13-2009 05:35 PM

Re: Lice
 
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 406705)
what about a full head-shave?

Very effective, though perhaps overkill. My son actually had quite long hair at the time of his infestation last spring, and he requested a buzz 1/3 of the way through the picking process (this was on Mother's Day morning with my husband out of town for a funeral; the two younger kids had both had fevers). Lice hang out close to their food source, and lay their eggs about 1/8" from the scalp (so the nymphs can eat right away), so you'd have to shave to the skin to get rid of everything that way. I cut my son's with a #4 (1/2"), and while it didn't get rid of any of the bugs or eggs, it did make them a lot easier to find and remove.

tm

PresentTense Pirate Penske 11-13-2009 05:43 PM

Re: Lice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 406703)
They prefer kids. If you don't share hats at an elementary school, you'll probably be OK.

eta:


I heard the peppermint shampoo with the crazy rantings on the side is good:

http://di1.shopping.com/images1/pi/1...Soap_Organ.jpg

That stuffs dries my hair out. Morroccan Oil. The fucking little buggers can't get a grip on the shaft. NPI. NTTAWWT.

Trust me.

Presenttense Pirate "Lice Free since Birth" Penske

LessinSF 11-13-2009 05:43 PM

Re: Lice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tmdiva (Post 406709)
Very effective, though perhaps overkill. My son actually had quite long hair at the time of his infestation last spring, and he requested a buzz 1/3 of the way through the picking process (this was on Mother's Day morning with my husband out of town for a funeral; the two younger kids had both had fevers). Lice hang out close to their food source, and lay their eggs about 1/8" from the scalp (so the nymphs can eat right away), so you'd have to shave to the skin to get rid of everything that way. I cut my son's with a #4 (1/2"), and while it didn't get rid of any of the bugs or eggs, it did make them a lot easier to find and remove.

tm

Your children should be taken away and put in protective custody.

Peroxide - kills the lice and gives your kid a nice cool look.

Fugee 11-13-2009 05:51 PM

Re: Lice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 406712)
Peroxide - kills the lice and gives your kid a nice cool look.

And it would make the Fugee Niece even blonder!

LessinSF 11-13-2009 05:59 PM

Family Values
 
I would like to apologize for dismissing Carrie Prejean as a dumb bigot. She is moving up in my regard. http://thesuperficial.com/2009/11/ca...8_sex_tape.php

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 11-13-2009 06:05 PM

Re: Family Values
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 406715)
I would like to apologize for dismissing Carrie Prejean as a dumb bigot. She is moving up in my regard. http://thesuperficial.com/2009/11/ca...8_sex_tape.php

Yeah, she's not dumb:

Quote:

God gave us our bodies, and it's perfectly right that we use them in ways where we can give glory to God by making our bodies, our temples of the Holy Spirit, strong and fast
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Did you just call me Coltrane? 11-13-2009 06:11 PM

Why is it only a half torso?
 
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/h...arm-pillow.jpg

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/h...arm_pillow.jpg

Hank Chinaski 11-13-2009 06:17 PM

Re: Why is it only a half torso?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 406719)

can you imagine? in a world where women buy that, adder can't get a date?

1436 11-13-2009 06:26 PM

Re: Lice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 406711)
That stuffs dries my hair out. Morroccan Oil. The fucking little buggers can't get a grip on the shaft. NPI. NTTAWWT.

Trust me.

Presenttense Pirate "Lice Free since Birth" Penske

Coconut oil does not wash out easily. Cetaphill does and is just as bad for the bugs involved. I have not tried the morroccan. For this.

Icky Thump 11-13-2009 06:57 PM

Re: Lice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by presenttense pirate penske (Post 406711)
that stuffs dries my hair out.

dilute dilute dilute!

Bucco Bruce 11-13-2009 08:02 PM

Take that, Senor ("even NCS") Hombre!
 
I come back, and the Bucs get their first victory (over the Packers, bay-bee!) -- co-inky-dink? Bucco Bruce thinks not.

http://www.tampabay.com/multimedia/a...009_93353d.jpg

It's like 1979 all over again!

http://www.joebucsfan.com/wp-content...ugwilliams.jpg

Not Bob's Id 11-13-2009 08:16 PM

Penguins are so sensitive -- to my needs.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 406646)
Not Bob, we all know you're super nice. But you need to stop tilting at this particular windmill. This is the FB. Sexual detail is expected and all but required.

TM

Sure, Not Bob is the king of the nicey-nice, but that ain't the reason why he says that. The point is that the prudery discourages the details. I want to hear about the twisted little games that e/o had planned. I have a feeling it involved something much more interesting that a clown suit (nttawwt -- heck, we've all played Ronald McDonald Meets Wendy, no?). But, no, even the hint of a MFM (from Fugee! I'm intrigued -- she seems like she may be working the Librarian Who Takes Off Her Glasses And Tosses Her Hair Out Of A Bun angle, no?) grossed Sebby Junior out.

Anyway, back to Double Jeapordy on DVD. That Ashley Judd . . . a certain fellow might want to move to Cambridge pretty soon.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 11-13-2009 10:44 PM

Re: Lice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 1436 (Post 406722)
Coconut oil does not wash out easily. Cetaphill does and is just as bad for the bugs involved. I have not tried the morroccan. For this.

I don't know this Cetaphill, but I can tell you that the chicks dig the affects of the Morroccan oil. Subtle pleasant scent, and gives a nice smooth feel and sheen to the hair.

Sparklehorse 11-14-2009 09:09 AM

Re: Penguins are so sensitive -- to my needs.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Bob's Id (Post 406725)
Sure, Not Bob is the king of the nicey-nice, but that ain't the reason why he says that. The point is that the prudery discourages the details. I want to hear about the twisted little games that e/o had planned. I have a feeling it involved something much more interesting that a clown suit (nttawwt -- heck, we've all played Ronald McDonald Meets Wendy, no?). But, no, even the hint of a MFM (from Fugee! I'm intrigued -- she seems like she may be working the Librarian Who Takes Off Her Glasses And Tosses Her Hair Out Of A Bun angle, no?) grossed Sebby Junior out.

Anyway, back to Double Jeapordy on DVD. That Ashley Judd . . . a certain fellow might want to move to Cambridge pretty soon.

http://animalnewyork.com/wp-content/...on-english.jpg

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